For the record, I expected very little of Ninn Worx's new release, "Innocence: White Panties". I'd seen one of the prior volumes, and I didn't really love the style. There's no set (just a white room with one piece of furniture), no plot or setup, and virtually no dialogue. But I have a serious panty fetish...especially white cotton panties. So a movie that "seems" to put its focus on that has to immediately find its way to the top of my rental list.

I have several issues with this movie, but I won't bother mentioning any but the one that bothered me most...

NOBODY WAS WEARING WHITE PANTIES!!!!!

OK...actually, Sunny Lane in the first scene was wearing kinda white-ish panties. But when you think of "white panties" you don't think "white and pink check hi-cuts with ruffley things". But there's something even worse than the fact that there were no white panties.

In 2 out of the 5 scenes, the girls weren't wearing ANY PANTIES AT ALL!!!

That's right...in a movie with the words white panties in the title, two scenes had girls who started and ended totally bottomless!

This lie of a DVD was produced by someone named Halle Vanderhyden. He (or she) has directed all of the Innocence series for Ninn Worx, and frankly, he (she) needs to flogged with a big rubber dick. Are you out there Halle? Do you read adultdvdtalk.com? If so, I defy you to defend the title of this DVD. Explain, if you can, how you came to call this DVD anything with the word Panties in it. C'mon! I dare you!

But do you know what's worse than anything? The word "Ninn" on the cover. Michael Ninn directed some of my absolute favorite flicks of all time. The Diva series, Decadence (sadly not available on DVD), Latex, etc. And why were they good? Why is he my hero? Because he understood clothing. He understood that if you take all the clothes off a cheerleader, she's not a cheerleader anymore. He understood that french maids don't wear absurd lace things that amount to less than a bikini. They wear MAID UNIFORMS! He understood that schoolgirls don't wear 6" spike heels. They wear saddle shoes and (you listening Halle?)...

WHITE COTTON PANTIES!!!!

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Pick up "Innocence: White Panties" if you like who's in it. There's no shortage of hot girls, to be sure. Sunny Lane is particularly good. But for the love of...of...panties...don't pick it up for what the girls are wearing. You'll be sorely disappointed. And if you're listening Mr. Ninn, I'd suggest giving some thought to who is putting movies out under your name. Your reputation is being eroded before your eyes.