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Pud
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 12:53PM
She's cute, but she seems on that borderline.
Speelie
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 1:28PM
She's not a midget, but she is reportedly quite short, at 4' 11". Plenty of porn performers are shorter than the average people of real life, especially the men. Have you noticed how often the women in porn scenes are just as tall, or taller, than the guys? Compare that with couples walking down the street.

Of course I am a strange example, because I am 5' 11" but I have sometimes dated women who are 1-3" taller than I am!

DenverDon
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 1:35PM
No, she's not a midget.

But you bring up an interesting point. I always like to check bios when they are included on discs. Gauge is from Missouri, and I have noticed that quite a few other performers that claim to hail from the same general area fall into the 'vertically challenged' area. A lot seem to be 5' 1" to 5' 4".

Must be something in the water!

DenverDon

Pud
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 1:39PM

I hear JRR Tolkien wrote 'The Hobbit' after vacationing in Missouri.

DenverDon
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 2:03PM
 
Laszlo
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 2:53PM
When my gf saw her in a video (Grrl Power 2?) she thought that Gauge had Downs syndrome. I think she slightly resembles Thora Birch (Ghost World and American Beauty) or Mena Suvari (American Beauty) with her wide forehead.

I'm not really a big fan of hers...but she looks very hot in Trained Teens. Whoever Jules got to do the makeup for that one did a perfect job on her (not caked on eye makeup..just right).

ELNINO
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 5:40PM
LMAO

Planet Sex
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 6:09PM
A lot of pornstars aren´t that tall. Gauge is short, Ginger Lynn is short. But not Tina Tyler. Tina´s 10 feet tall, and a mile in her stilettos.
DenverDon
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 6:14PM
Planet,

Are you adding Tina to your marriage list??

DenverDon

Planet Sex
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 6:30PM
Nope. She was touched by the Devil, a.k.a. Toni Tedeschi, therefore she´s tainted with the Venomous Blood of Loki.

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superfly skywarrior
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 6:59PM
ha haa, amen to that he must and will be destoyed.......or at least have his hair removed.
Zatoichi
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 10:41PM
Gauge isn't a midget, she's just very petite.

She looks small onscreen, though, unlike a lot of performers. The IAFD lists Jewel Denyle as being 5'2", but I had no idea until I met her. I've been surprised many times-I thought Taylor Wane was an Amazon, only to discover she's just over 5' in real life. Kobe Tai's so petite she seems almost doll-like.

OTOH, Taylor St. Claire seems larger than life, at 5'8"+, as does Asia Carrera; put on the pornstar shoes and they're 6-footers.

Fortunately, petite women with curves are one of my favorite things on the entire planet, and Gauge fits into that category nicely.

Oh, and I'd kill to meet Fujiko Kano...

DenverDon
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 11:01PM
Zatoichi,

Didn’t realize that Kobe Tai was so petite.

However, I like the variety. Kobe and Gauge can both turn my crank. But then so can Taylor, Asia, and Sydnee Steele (5’ 7” but with those Pornstar shoes on!).

[Pant pant pant]

Well, what can I say – I’m depraved.


DenverDon

Zatoichi
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Posted - Sep 5 2002 : 11:49PM
Aren't we all-that's why we're here.

Also in the "tall drink 'o water" category:
Dascha (love that accent!)
Shay Sights

And in the "small but mighty" column:
Ashlyn Gere (5'3")
Shayla Laveaux (5')

DenverDon
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Posted - Sep 6 2002 : 12:04AM
yeahhh!

Love your descriptions. Hope you don’t mind if I “borrow” them from time to time.

Ashlyn Gere has turned my crank for a looooong time, as well as a lot of others in the ‘small but mighty' category.


DenverDon

 
Asmodeus
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Posted - Sep 6 2002 : 12:38AM
I think sweet little Gauge is the perfect height for porn and she fulfills my intense schoolgirl fetish very nicely - especially when I see her in ponytails and a plaid skirt being very naughty! And did I mention this hot little firecracker likes to take the biggest dicks up that juicy little booty of her's? Ass Worship 3 - the future of porn and the future is now!!!

Edited by - Asmodeus on Sep 6 2002

GattMan
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Posted - Sep 6 2002 : 1:44AM
Damn this thread got me all excited I want Gauge to go UP on me
Asmodeus
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Posted - Sep 6 2002 : 3:36AM
Tall, short, fat or skinny - it doesn't matter when you have a juicy little babe like Gauge who likes cock in every hole. Thank heaven for little girls... < << < [[[[[[
menace
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Posted - Sep 6 2002 : 4:02AM
Nice cover Asmodeus. Did you know that Erodvd has a bunch of 18 & Nasty titles (including this one) for $12.10? I posted a question for the int'l guys asking if they knew anything about the quality of the Euro studio that is distributing Devil's Films there-but guess none of them have ever seen them. Pretty ridiculous that I can get this for $7 or $8 LESS from a European store isn't it?
ultradamno
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Posted - Sep 7 2002 : 2:16AM
..far too slightly for my tastes (although, I think Gauge is of perfectly reasonable height for a woman, short, for certain, but hardly abnormal). By the way, did you know Thora's mother is porn star Carol Connors, best known for Deep Throat. Her father, Jack Birch, has also appeared in a couple of porn movies. Pity they've had such a good influence on her.

Edited by - ultradamno on Sep 7 2002

Wally
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Posted - Sep 7 2002 : 3:02AM
She cute!
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Posted - Sep 7 2002 : 1:33PM
If we're talking short and cute let's not forgot Leanni Lei.
What a loss for us fans when she quit.



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