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retro
New Member

1 Posts
7/00
Posted - Jul 6 2000 : 5:34PM
give yourself a blow job if like me you're not an acrobat and only have a bog standard 6" cock?
Any advice would be much appreciated.
Janitor
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6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Jul 6 2000 : 5:37PM
retro
i saw it in a movie once. the guy was laying on his back with his legs over his head - he couldn't quite get the full mouth grip though.
don't hurt yourself trying - there are plenty of good toys out there
Drew Black
broken crankshaft

8009 Posts
9/99
Posted - Jul 6 2000 : 5:58PM
Like the story of the cousin in Clerks? (They found him with a broken neck, balls resting on his upper lip.)
XMANN
Deactivated User

FL
5 Posts
2/00
Posted - Jul 6 2000 : 10:17PM
and you would want to do this for....?
astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Jul 7 2000 : 6:07AM
Don't forget, it's the most embrrassing way to die if you screw up.
 
Darkmage
Member

State of Denial
328 Posts
11/99
Posted - Jul 7 2000 : 2:05PM
The statistic I was given in college is that 15% of all men can give themselves oral sex. My advice is to work on your flexibility, stay in shape, and don't get discouraged.
This may sound corny, but try yoga classes. Yoga is a surprisingly good workout.
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mikerena
Member

Anaheim, CA USA
49 Posts
7/00
Posted - Jul 11 2000 : 11:31PM
I remember seeing this on Saturday Night Live episode where this guy practiced yoga for 3 years then was able to blow himself.
biggun
Member

outthere
67 Posts
7/00
Posted - Jul 21 2000 : 8:59PM
saw it on a movie once--deep throated it, too. used a headboard to push himself down his own throat. question, though... would you cum in your own mouth? swallow? just a perverted curiosity!
mikerena
Member

Anaheim, CA USA
49 Posts
7/00
Posted - Jul 21 2000 : 9:48PM
Well, cum has alot of protein, so its more of a subjective thing. But wouldn't the guy's girlfriend start getting jealous:
Girlfriend: "I dont' want to blow you!"
Guy: "Then I'll just blow myself, pigfucker!!!!!"
Drew Black
broken crankshaft

8009 Posts
9/99
Posted - Jul 21 2000 : 10:07PM
Don't call me a pigfucker, you fuckin' _____! (I can't remember the rest of the line.)



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