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Mark Sandman
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Midwest
26 Posts
8/05
Posted - Dec 14 2005 : 3:04PM
If so, this is probably both one of the signs of the Apocalypse and the best news porn fans could have. Here we have the most dedicated, extreme actress of the new generation AND the man who guided Bridgitte Kerkove's career to new heights - or depths - as it may be!

And better still, Kelly doesn't seem to have the - shall we say - loose hold on reality that Bridgitte does.

You just know that where Bridgitte took baseball bats up the ass, Kelly will outdo her easily under Skeeter - the question is only whether it'll be a traffic cone, cricket bat, telephone pole or a Mazda Miata.

The mind boggles. Poor sweet Kelly may become the first girl to do a triple anal. And then after that, a triple anal and a triple pussy. And then after that, adult diapers. But it'll be for a worthy cause, and bless Kelly for taking one for the team - or taking on the team, as it may be. She is one perverted little girl and we all love her for it.

So Skeeter...you now have the most twisted little porn queen in history in your able hands. What next? You have to do something really perverse to make the most of the moment. Thousand guy cream pies? Million man bukkake? The ultimate version of Pissmops, where you stand the poor girl in the middle of a residential swimming pool, line up 10,000 porn fans and 1,000 beer kegs, and let nature take its course? Or perhaps just having her penetrated so savagely in a DP that there ceases to be an ass and a pussy and simply is one stretched and satisfied orifice.

Or maybe just some really, really nasty, hot sex. That'd be good, too. Skeeter, you have the skills, you have the starlet...Kelly must not pass from your hands without going down - a skill all porn queens excel at - in history as the nastiest actress ever to be speared, smeared, spattered, splattered, shattered and splattered on screen.

It's a new era for pornos, ladies. And soon we will all be saying "Bridgitte Who?"

saratoga120
Senior Member

1404 Posts
5/05
Posted - Dec 14 2005 : 3:49PM
If indeed the Apocalypse is nigh, then Sex Sex Sex is the sign of the beast.

jamesn
Senior Member

Cambridge, MA
750 Posts
1/04
Posted - Dec 14 2005 : 7:42PM
hey arlan-you're so sex-positive. as in felony-positive!

Filing date: 8/29/85
Charges: 311.4C; 289A
Criminal Case #: A 771059 (Archived in downtown Los Angeles)
311:4 (Misdemeanor) Printing or possessing obscene material featuring a minor.
289A: Sexual penetration against victim's will by force...
Filing Date: 4/16/91
Offenses: 12020(A)PC: Unlawful manufacture, import, sale or possession of weapons.
Case #: 91F04022
Filing Date: 6/7/91
Offenses: 23153(A)VC: Driving under the influence of alcohol, drugs or combination. Unlawful act or neglected duty causing injury to another while driving.
Case #: 91D03865
Hearing Date: 4/3/92
Charges: H 11351: Possession for sale of a controlled substance aka drugs.
Criminal Case #: BA 055230
Filing Date: 5/10/96
Offenses: 273.5(A)/21: Corporal injury to spouse/former spouse or cohabitant/former cohabitant
Case #: 62F02766

imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Dec 14 2005 : 7:51PM
this cant eb spam the author is from the midwest...
Janitor
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Posted - Dec 14 2005 : 7:53PM
I vote for the Miata.
 
Mark Sandman
Member

Midwest
26 Posts
8/05
Posted - Dec 14 2005 : 7:56PM
Kami:

It's not spam. It may be slightly sarcastic. But it is not spam. :-)

And I suspect after the Miata, he'll drive a Humvee up there.

Poor Kelly...

The Sandman

Bornyo
Deactivated Member

803 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 14 2005 : 8:01PM
Maybe one of the little people pictured at lukeisback at psk could fit up there? Hell maybe both of them like a Belladonna movie- My Ass is haunted.....with midgets"
Mark Sandman
Member

Midwest
26 Posts
8/05
Posted - Dec 14 2005 : 8:05PM
I just wonder how far things can go, and I suspect with someone as seemingly up for anything as Kelly "Fuckin" Wells is with someone who's been accused of as much as Skeeter has (and who, with Bridgitte, did such extreme stuff that established her career) it could go pretty fucking far.

That's not necessarily a good thing.

It's like Bridgitte was Evel Knievel jumping 17 buses and now along comes Kelly and places herself in the hands of someone who goes, Nah, jump 60 buses.

Why do I fear that for 2007 we'll see "New, from Skeetervision: Kelly Wells' "Knocked Up, Beat Up, and Fistfucked?" or something similar?

I may be wrong. The collaboration might be hot, but one has the sense this can't end well. It's like dropping your sister off at Max Hardcore's from Catholic school...

Poor Kelly. The Miata is revving up, and in 10 years she may be a plastic surgery disaster with labia the size of mudflaps, a restraining order against her beau and some serious issues. Of course, she may also be rich.

Edited by - Mark Sandman on 12/14/2005 8:08:17 PM

imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Dec 14 2005 : 10:14PM
wait i thought you were talking about what might happen in the future
picman
Senior Member

Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass.
2884 Posts
1/03
Posted - Dec 15 2005 : 7:49AM
Wouldn't it just kick the ass of everyone expecting Kelly's ass to be turned into the Eisenhower Tunnel if she announced that she would only do g/g from now on to preserve her new relationship?
_swede_
Deactivated User

579 Posts
4/05
Posted - Dec 15 2005 : 9:39AM
...you're all talking about Kelly Wells as if she's some sort of giant fuckhole.

Don't forget that she's an actual human being with feelings and deserves some respect.

Anyway, I hope she becomes even more famous so that she can earn more money. Cause she so deserves it.
I kinda feel sorry for her at some times because it seems like she's had a rough childhood.

threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

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2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 15 2005 : 9:55AM
After Skeeter is done with her, fucking her ass would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Mark Sandman
Member

Midwest
26 Posts
8/05
Posted - Dec 15 2005 : 12:53PM
Quote from Swede "...you're all talking about Kelly Wells as if she's some sort of giant fuckhole.

Don't forget that she's an actual human being with feelings and deserves some respect.

Anyway, I hope she becomes even more famous so that she can earn more money. Cause she so deserves it.
I kinda feel sorry for her at some times because it seems like she's had a rough childhood."

I don't see Kelly as a giant fuckhole. I see her as a human being who was maybe a troubled kid and now is an actress who seems to be willing to do some very extreme sex acts to establish her name, make some serious money, and become famous. And those sex acts are already on the extreme fringe of what can be done without seriously harming a girl permanently.

Now, add to the equation Skeeter...and if I recall Luke Ford's first interview with Kelly, just after she started, someone held up Skeeter and Bridgitte as the epitome of what she should aspire to for career length. Bridgitte was the ideal, someone said, because she was married to a director and she'd take "a baseball bat up the ass." Kelly quickly began doing anything and everything, and now has apparently hooked up with Skeeter.

And Skeeter may be a nice guy. Seems funny and cool. It also seems Bridgitte's allegations of molestation, etc. against him appear false. But he does have that criminal history of domestic abuse, etc. and penetrating someone against her will. And he does have the tendency to bring out the extreme in girls, something Kelly has even alluded to in interviews.

You take Kelly's ambition and youth (coupled with that troubled childhood and desire to be famous) and you add Skeeter, who as a guide has the tendency to get the girl that fame but by taking extreme measures, and yeah, I am genuinely concerned - if they are dating, and again, this is rumor - that Kelly will try to outdo Bridgitte when I think, in Kelly's own performances, the outer fucking limits pretty well have been reached.

All that remains is to see her rectum tear during a scene where she takes on three guys in her ass. Or to see her down the road with bolt-ons, collagen inflated lips, and - if Skeeter is a domestic abuser - serious bruises. Or HIV infection, God forbid. Or to see "Kelly 'Fuckin Sore' Wells' Tijuana Anal Donkey Show Part 13" and "Kelly 'Fuckin Prolapsed' Wells' Shit Hits the Fans Scathouse Part 6" in 2008.

Kelly seems like a nice girl. Skeeter seems like he's an OK guy. This pairing, however, seems like a pyromaniac dating a girl who owns a fireworks factory. It doesn't seem like it could end well.

I could be wrong. I often am. And I like Kelly and think Skeet's OK. I just don't find torn anuses, adult diapers and domestic violence sexy. Call me inhumane for saying that. I guess I am, Swede.

Twizted6
Senior Member

Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined
1229 Posts
7/05
Posted - Dec 15 2005 : 3:08PM
Keep up the good work Kelly, don't let some of the asses around here get ya down.

Edited by - Twizted6 on 12/18/2005 10:18:46 PM

HillaryScott
Member

462 Posts
2/05
Posted - Dec 15 2005 : 3:14PM
Who gives a shit? Kelly and Skeeter are both good friends of mine. Both are single to my knowledge.

I hate porno gossip.

 
Asmodeus
Lord of Lust

az-mo-day-us
6338 Posts
10/01
Posted - Dec 15 2005 : 5:34PM
Exactly my sentiments, Hillary. If Kelly and Skeeter are together, its really nobody's business but their own.

Edited by - Asmodeus on 12/15/2005 5:35:57 PM

boze
Member

29 Posts
11/05
Posted - Dec 15 2005 : 8:53PM
`Skeeter, my ultimate fantasy is some dirty A2M with Kelly. I'll buy 1000 units if you make it happen!

RonK All-Star Supporter
Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01
Posted - Dec 15 2005 : 9:15PM
Go go go Kelly. I want to see a Kelly triple anal. Tha will be real cool. Whether it is shot/directed by Skeet or someone else is not a big concern of mine. Just a lot more Kelly doing what Kelly does best -- be absolutely gorgeously nasty.
Bornyo
Deactivated Member

803 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 16 2005 : 10:56AM
Yeah...Good ole' Skeet. Guess it doesn't matter who shoots it as long as those triple anals keep us fans coming, huh?
RonK All-Star Supporter
Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01
Posted - Dec 16 2005 : 9:44PM
Damn right. So far no real decently shot trip a yet.
sxsitegr
New Member

1 Posts
3/03
Posted - Dec 17 2005 : 9:15AM
Perhaps they are interested in the conservation of the world's cultural heritage, namely kelly wells' ass. These UNESCO guys are really a pain in the ass.
Kelly Wells 1
Kelly Fuckin Wells

100 Posts
4/05
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 1:15AM
I will have everybody know that I am not dating anybody. By the way, if I quit performing with men altogether I will not fuck another woman in front of a camera for the rest of my career. I suffer a depravity that most people do not suffer from. I need cock my every waking moment. Since when is it called dating when you befriend industry people??? Answer this, because I can't. I guess that means that I am dating Hillary Scott and Gia Jordan, too!!! So I will not quit porn for Skeeter or any male friend. You couldn't pay me the right amount of money to quit. I love sodomy! Fuck porno gossip! By the way, I am Kelly Wells- I made me who I am as a performer. I will not say that I am a replacement for anybody including Bridgitte Kerkove, that is an insult!
Joey Starr
Senior Member

Still wanking after all these years.
8082 Posts
10/00
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 1:26AM
Great car!
Twizted6
Senior Member

Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined
1229 Posts
7/05
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 2:50PM
Excellent
JakeH
Member

174 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 4:47PM
Just because a porn star dates someone in the industry doesn't mean that the producer/director is going to get that porn star to do "extras" on film.

Asking someone to do stuff on film on the basis that you're seeing each other on a romantic basis feels like a bit of a betrayal of the relationship to me.

Just my personal opinion.

 
Skeeter Kerkove
Member

967 Posts
2/03
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 7:13PM
Porn producer, director, performer. I am a huge fan of hardcore porn
Skeeter Kerkove
Member

967 Posts
2/03
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 7:19PM
Bornyo
Deactivated Member

803 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 7:50PM
Bornyo
Deactivated Member

803 Posts
12/04
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 8:02PM
This is one case where I'll take wikepedia over the porn guy. Look it up again, Skeeter, call Gene and ask him to explain it if necessary, but please just get it right for once.

And, for your info, ADT and Drew and Steph are not responsible for the content of any of the posts on this board, no matter what they say.

Edited by - Bornyo on 12/18/2005 8:03:30 PM

bigdick
Member

777 Posts
12/01
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 8:19PM
Hi Kelly, Hillary!

So glad to have you both here to put an end to all the bull. Personally I really don't care who you do in your personal lives. And I am very happy with what you both do for a living. I am a big fan of both of you ladies. And I respect what you do to earn your living. Keep it coming ladies. The nastier you both get, the more money I spend. You ladies are not only beautiful and smart, you're awesome as well.

Edited by - bigdick on 12/18/2005 8:20:43 PM

Edited by - bigdick on 12/18/2005 8:28:35 PM

RonK All-Star Supporter
Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 10:41PM
Go go Kelly,

Tell them as it is. Keep up the good work and don't let others bother you. Do whatever you think is right for you.

Ron

Twizted6
Senior Member

Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined
1229 Posts
7/05
Posted - Dec 18 2005 : 10:55PM
I think it's time for the "Skeeter-bashing" to end. The guy has made a few mistakes in his life, but who hasn't. Now some of the people around him are being affected by comments made here.

If anyone here really dislikes Skeeter, please just avoid the related topics.

I too am guilty of posting a joke, which I just edited because I felt it was wrong. For that, I want to apologize to Kelly personally. I am Sorry.

I have really enjoyed every scene I've seen of yours. I think most of the people on this topic were just trying to be funny, please don't take it too personally.

People -

Pornstars really put themselves out there. Think about how you would feel reading your post.

Eric381
Deactivated User

What are you looking at? It
2452 Posts
3/05
Posted - Dec 19 2005 : 2:24AM
The gossip I can do without...but these are some of the most creative titles I've seen in months!! lol
Kel, move in with me, or any other poser on this board who is far more depraved than you'll ever be sweetie! I hate to hear you use the word "suffer" when I'm sure there are so many willing donors. :)

~E

Edited by - eric381 on 12/19/2005 2:37:37 AM
threesomebody
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12/04
Posted - Dec 19 2005 : 2:09PM
Bashed you? Go re-read, my friend. I defended you like mad in the last negative thread started about you on this site.

(Unless I am confused and you didn't mean me, since you don't know how to properly use the quote function.)

joeldoeshin
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2/06
Posted - May 18 2006 : 3:59PM
Don't post personal info even their hometown, EVER without the stars consent and better yet let them post this kind of info if they want. It's not cool to do that so don't.

Edited by - bono-ONE on 5/19/2006 11:06:49 AM

 
pornopunk
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Posted - May 18 2006 : 10:42PM

Edited by - bono-ONE on 5/19/2006 11:08:01 AM

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