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Rumplestilt Skin Deactivated User 931 Posts 7/02	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 6:21AM If so, I wanna sign up. I have a lot of good ideas! Regards, Rump. [Link]
whitestar Member 178 Posts 9/02	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 6:38AM Rumplestilt Skin wrote: If so, I wanna sign up. I have a lot of good ideas! Regards, Rump. Click to expand you can't do any worse than a hell of a lot of porn directors out there just make sure you get the lighting correct and don't get bored and give us a lovely shot of the wallpaper/pictures a fucking vase for gods sake. oh! and hire girls that enjoy performing in front of a camera and no no no condoms grrrrrrrrr!!!!! CHEERS WHITESTAR. [Link]
Rumplestilt Skin Deactivated User 931 Posts 7/02	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 7:41AM Don't worry, mate. In my dvds, slow motion, bright flashes and black and white modes will be banned. All the lesbians in my movies will take a "lick test". If they don't cut the ice, they're out. We pay good money for quality cunnilingus. All pussies will be shaved. Looks aren't that important but a high sex drive and an absolute longing for other women are! Regards, Rump. PS. Where can I find a distributor for "Rump's Lesbian Romps"? Edited by - Rumplestilt Skin on 10/30/2002 7:44:13 AM [Link]
aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 9:03AM Rumplestilt Skin wrote: Looks aren't that important but a high sex drive and an absolute longing for other women are! Click to expand Sorry Rump, but you just lost a sale. I'm from the school of beautiful porn. Oh well, to each their own! [Link]
DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 9:13AM Rumplestilt Skin wrote: Looks aren't that important but a high sex drive and an absolute longing for other women are! Click to expand Sorry Rump. It's the fantasy world I'm looking for - beautiful girls and hot sex! DenverDon [Link]

Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 10:51AM Rumplestilt Skin wrote: If so, I wanna sign up. I have a lot of good ideas! Click to expand Go to Brazil, kiss the big round ass of Stanlay Miranda, and then you will become a big-time director, advertised in the least-read porn mag in Brazil (Buttman´s) as the next Stagliano or Leslie. But don´t throw in any ideas or originality. If you try something daring or even close to good, Stanlay will kick you out for being "better than him". [Link]
aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 10:52AM WB P-Sex! [Link]
menace Member Of all the fishes in the sea, the mermaid is the one for me! 410 Posts 6/02	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 10:57AM I don't f'in believe it! What did you do Planet, just take a vacation! Now that you're back, please watch those double posts. You have a high enough total as it is. [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 10:57AM aybesea wrote: WB P-Sex! Click to expand I´m not back. I´m just here to give information to some people who asked why I don´t like the guy who runs the brazilian branch of Evil Angel. Ops. Erase that. There is NO brazilian branch of Evil Angel. The one and only Evil Angel is located in the USA and is a real company run by competent people. In Brazil, all we have is a doofus who uses Stagliano´s name to claim himself as "the best porn producer in Brazil". Not on the real press, cause the real press don´t care about him anymore since he paid - BIG! - for his interview at PLAYBOY, but on the kiss-ass press-release he dares to put on newstands and call it "magazine". So there. [Link]
DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 11:51AM Hi there Planet, Welcome back! DenverDon [Link]
Rumplestilt Skin Deactivated User 931 Posts 7/02	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 1:09PM LOL, okay guys, Rump's Lesbian Romps has just changed its cast-iron policy! We have the most beautiful women in porn. In theory... @Planet...thanks for the advice! [Link]
aybesea Senior Member Caroline Cage - Hungarian Hottie! 1485 Posts 5/02	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 1:49PM Rumplestilt Skin wrote: LOL, okay guys, Rump's Lesbian Romps has just changed its cast-iron policy! We have the most beautiful women in porn. Click to expand So talk to me already... now I'm interested! [Link]
DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02	Posted - Oct 30 2002 : 3:08PM You've caught my interest now. DenverDon [Link]
SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Oct 31 2002 : 8:40AM Rump, As you probably know, I'm based in the UK as well, and I have every intention of setting up my own porn company (name will be witheld until launch date). But it's just a case of getting the cash together for equipment, finding chics up for the action (who I don't have to pay, initially) and building up enough knowledge for the whole thing to work. No point jumping in at the deep end without knowing EXACTLY what I'm getting myself in for. AS for the training, I think that as viewers of alot of porn, this categorises us in a position to say what is good and what is bad porn. OK, we are not camera men as yet,and we are not performers as yet, and some may say that you need to do it for years,(hey they may be right), but I can take an educated guess and say that I could a hell of a better job than some!! If you want to hook up some time to discuss my plans in detail (as I think the more the merrier) then don't hesitate to contact me!! It would be ideal to work with other like minded people!! SQUID [Link]
Rumplestilt Skin Deactivated User 931 Posts 7/02	Posted - Oct 31 2002 : 9:38AM @Aybesea and Denver...I'll do what I can, chaps! @Squid...good luck with your production company. If you're 10-per-cent better than Lee Nover, you're 1,000 times better to me! By the way, you won't find it difficult to find chicks who want to get into adult movies. They almost falling over themselves.. Just make sure you have video in your camera, Squid. It's helps, but isn't necessarily essential! LOL. Just kidding. Best of luck. Catch you soon, Squid. [Link]

SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Oct 31 2002 : 11:06AM Rumplestilt Skin wrote: @Squid...good luck with your production company. If you're 10-per-cent better than Lee Nover, you're 1,000 times better to me! Click to expand I have to admit that I have never come across Lee Nova's work, but if it's as poor as you say, then it won't take too much beating. Basically I know what I want filmed and I have listened intently to different peoples opinions and views on what they want as well. By the way, you won't find it difficult to find chicks who want to get into adult movies. They almost falling over themselves.. Click to expand Really??? bloody hell, where are you hanging out?? if I knew the places, then point me in the right direction!! Your based in London aren't you?? Best of luck. Catch you soon, Squid. Click to expand Thanks for the encouragement!! Who knows, maybe we'll both be rubbing shoulders at the next AVN or Hot D'Or Awards!! SQUID Edited by - SQUIDMONKEY on 10/31/2002 11:06:27 AM [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Oct 31 2002 : 12:16PM London, huh? Get on a plane, go to the MIFED film & video festival in Milan (in november), learn one thing or two about marketing the movies you´re going to make. It´s important. [Link]
Rumplestilt Skin Deactivated User 931 Posts 7/02	Posted - Oct 31 2002 : 1:42PM Not London, Planet. WHITLEY BAY! Ask Denver Don, he's been there! [Link]
Rumplestilt Skin Deactivated User 931 Posts 7/02	Posted - Oct 31 2002 : 2:46PM @Squid It's not that Lee Nover makes bad movies, it's just he's such an old fucker (about 67) who gets all the young chicks. I once saw him pull his cock out of his greasy-arsed jeans and ram it up the pussy of this most gorgeous babe you ever saw! Nineteen years old, 5 feet 10, dark hair, tanned, long sexy legs, nice real tits, and a sweet, sweet face. Yes, I was jealous! As regards the UK babes wanting to get into porn, it's true. Well, at least I read it somewhere. You've got to avertised in the right places and treat them with the utmost respect of course. The Sunday Sport is the place to advertise. So they say. [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Oct 31 2002 : 2:50PM Rumplestilt Skin wrote: Not London, Planet. WHITLEY BAY! Ask Denver Don, he's been there! Click to expand It´s still England, right? So, you´re nearer to Milan than me. [Link]
SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Nov 1 2002 : 8:56AM Planet Sex wrote: London, huh? Get on a plane, go to the MIFED film & video festival in Milan (in november), learn one thing or two about marketing the movies you´re going to make. It´s important. Click to expand Yo Planet!! welcome back man!! I missed your quirky humour!! So whats this MIFD film festival??? where abouts in Milan is held and on what dates??? Marketing is VERY important, but I have done a few courses on marketing products in general, so I have a fairly good grasp on how to go about it. I think my main problem will actually be the editing and getting the information on how to transfer stuff to dvd etc etc... SQUID [Link]
SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Nov 1 2002 : 9:03AM Rumplestilt Skin wrote: It's not that Lee Nover makes bad movies, it's just he's such an old fucker (about 67) who gets all the young chicks. Click to expand Bastard!! I have a thing against the "old guard" of porn. I think it's time for a re-shuffle!!! I once saw him pull his cock out of his greasy-arsed jeans and ram it up the pussy of this most gorgeous babe you ever saw! Nineteen years old, 5 feet 10, dark hair, tanned, long sexy legs, nice real tits, and a sweet, sweet face. Yes, I was jealous! Click to expand Agreed, I despise this!! GGGGrrrrrrrr As regards the UK babes wanting to get into porn, it's true. Well, at least I read it somewhere. You've got to avertised in the right places and treat them with the utmost respect of course. The Sunday Sport is the place to advertise. So they say. Click to expand Ahhh true, but these girls want payment!! There are afew websites which I have links to (somewhere) and some contact numbers for girls, film studios and equipment. But it works out at about £400 for 2 hours. To begin with, I want new talent, who's willing to do it for free. I might start hanging out at swingers clubs and fetish nights to find other filth minded young ladies. SQUID [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Nov 2 2002 : 6:14AM SQUIDMONKEY wrote: So whats this MIFD film festival??? where abouts in Milan is held and on what dates??? Click to expand Don´t know exactly, but I think they have an website. www.mifed.com, or something like that. Marketing is VERY important, but I have done a few courses on marketing products in general, so I have a fairly good grasp on how to go about it. Click to expand What you´re going to learn at MIFED they don´t teach you in courses. Prepare yourself for a crash course on how your movies can be shamelessly PIRATED and you won´t see a penny out of it, among other things you´ll have to see with your own eyes. MIFED is a big lesson. I think my main problem will actually be the editing and getting the information on how to transfer stuff to dvd etc etc... Click to expand YOU don´t do that. You hire a pro to do that. It´s better and less time-consuming. [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Nov 2 2002 : 6:18AM SQUIDMONKEY wrote: So whats this MIFD film festival??? where abouts in Milan is held and on what dates??? Click to expand Click here for all the goods. Yes indeed, the url IS www.mifed.com and it´s a bilingual site (english/italian). When it starts? Tomorrow. [Link]
SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 10:07AM Planet, Thanks for the info!! Jeez, I hadn't realised that pirating is such a major problem. Damn there are definately a few lessons I need to learn before getting involved!! Thanks for the slight wake up call!! SQUID [Link]

Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 10:56AM SQUIDMONKEY wrote: Jeez, I hadn't realised that pirating is such a major problem. Click to expand You don´t know the half of it. Are you aware that Cicciolina, Angelica Bella, Trixie Devereaux (sic), Nina Hartley and TRACI LORDS starred in the same italian movie, directed by Johnny Stagliano (sic)?. Edited by - Planet Sex on 11/4/2002 10:58:35 AM [Link]
SQUIDMONKEY Ass Lord 446 Posts 8/02	Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 11:12AM Planet Sex wrote: You don´t know the half of it. Are you aware that Cicciolina, Angelica Bella, Trixie Devereaux (sic), Nina Hartley and TRACI LORDS starred in the same italian movie, directed by Johnny Stagliano (sic)?. Click to expand Jeez, they are truly taking the piss!!! SQUID [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 11:36AM In 1993 I found, in Milan, an italian magazine, sold in newstands, called BUTTMAN PORNO, using Buttman´s official logo and stuff. This patchwork movie came free with this mag (it was number 27, btw). Of course, Traci and Cicciolina and all the rest were just listed on the cover. Inside, it was a cut version of Alex DeRenzy´s STEAMY WINDOWS mixed with some scenes of Moana Pozzi having sex with a guy dressed as a gorilla. [Link]
Rumplestilt Skin Deactivated User 931 Posts 7/02	Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 12:22PM @Planet and Squid Sorry, guys, not been reading this thread much, but look what I've missed! I agree Squid, Planet is a heck of a character. Methinks he is a millionaire porn baron. [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 2:09PM If only. But I know that I´m fucking talented. If I had the means (decent equipment, budget, time, etc), I could easily give Stagliano and even Jules Jordan a run for their money. But nooooo, when you live in Brazil, the best you can do is shoot two movies in one day and edit all the shit in less than 10 hours. Unless you´re a no-talent hack called Stanlay Miranda, that is. [Link]
Hardware All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02	Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 2:15PM Buttman's been to Rio before, Planet. Why don't you put together a business plan and see if he'll go for it? [Link]
Planet Sex Deactivated User 1951 Posts 6/01	Posted - Nov 4 2002 : 5:16PM Buttman´s in Rio almost yearly. Problem is, how the heck can I make any business with John Stagliano if he lives in Cal and I cannot set foot on the U.S. of A.? I would have to deal with Fat Biatch Stanlay. Stanlay already saw my movies (that I, personally, consider a bunch of shit - yeah, as if something good could do of a one-day shoot and 10-hours of editing). He even said that they were good. If he never called me to work with him, then he´s not interested. [Link]

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