What does annoy me is extended periods of what I call "feeding the baby bird," where the girl's mouth is open, sometimes even her jaw flapping, while she waits for the guy to finish rubbing it out on her face. In Dakota Tyler's Private scene, 43 seconds elapses from coital disengagement to the first shot landing on her face. Given a few seconds for repositioning, that's about 40 seconds of screen time devoted to masturbation. To paraphrase Eddie Murphy, "Ain't you people never heard of editing?"


