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Cyberchicken
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900 Posts
4/02
Posted - Jun 28 2003 : 9:08PM
At the end of Little White Chicks Big Monster Dicks #18 there is a little rant. I'm going to post it here word for word, except for Ni**er, which I didn't spell out, so as not to offend anyone.

Start Credits

Starring

Lisa Marie
Layla
Jamie Woods
Trixie Kelly
Katrina
Pink

And Some Stupid, Smelly,
Black And Broke,
Beach-Bum Monster
Ni**ers! Yeah, And
What Else Is New?

Not A Muthafuckin'
Thang, It's The Same
Ole' Thang, Ni**ers
Chasing White Women
What Did You Expect?

You Love It Don't You,
You Sick Fuck!?...

Well If You Wanna See
More, Buy The Next
One Too Asshole!!!

Fuck You Muthafuckin
Ass Whipe, Or Ass
White, Or White Ass.

You're The Sicko
'Cause You Buy This
Shit And Love It
'Cause You're A Sick
Muthafuckin' Racist,
Chester The You
Know What
Molester, Piece Of
Shit Who Needs
Help, Lots Of Love,
And A Girlfriend....

But This Is The Next
Best Thing 'Cause

America Sucks And
Shrinks Cost Too
Much And It's Too
Hard To Get A
Girlfriend, So Thank
Me For This Series
And Continue To
Jack Off You
Jerk Offs!!!!

Fuck You!!!
From The
Monsters!!!!!

And See You In The
Next Episode!!!!!

End Credits

If this is Jake Steed's attempt at humor, he should keep it in the series and not direct it at the person renting/buying the movie.

Oh well, this series has been going downhill for quite a while now, so taking a pass on future volumes will be no great loss.

PS: last I heard, Jake was hiding in Europe. What's up with that?

CC

BIGmike
B-I-G-m-i-k-e

2335 Posts
3/01
Posted - Jun 28 2003 : 9:55PM
Funny for someone, I guess? But I too don't find anything humorous in that.

America Sucks

Well, if that's the stance of Jake Steed... then I could go and tell him to take a dive off a mountain.

And See You In The
Next Episode!!!!!

I wouldn't get your hopes up on that one.

- - - B-I-G-m-i-k-e, over & out! - - -

DenverDon
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7/02
Posted - Jun 28 2003 : 10:16PM
Never seen anything like that, and not very humorous in my opinion.

DenverDon

Cyberchicken
Member

900 Posts
4/02
Posted - Jun 28 2003 : 10:17PM
Yes, calling your customer a sick motherfucking racist is a great way to sell a product......

CC

Murray Head
Member

263 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jun 28 2003 : 10:26PM
I wouldn't be at all suprised if it wasn't even a black guy coming up with this stuff,but that's just speculation.I don't mind when it's more hillbilly-ish like"Them negroes stole my girlfriend!"But they need to cut out all this box cover writing,it's like they are trying too hard to be,uh hardcore,or hip.


Anyway ,the main point,as Cyberchicken pointed out,is that this series has sucked for a LONG time.I don't even look forward to it anymore.They get mediocre girls,or it's always overplayed Eurowhores,and the sex isn't filmed that well to begin with.Time to bury this series or start fresh.Is TT in charge of this series too?Nah,he's too busy fucking 3 asian girls at once,for that other series.

 
Max Booty
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New Orleans
484 Posts
6/03
Posted - Jun 28 2003 : 10:30PM
you say that like it's a bad thing.

Max Booty

rjk13
Member

peace, love and revolution
321 Posts
10/02
Posted - Jun 28 2003 : 11:21PM
I think there are quite a few pornographers who have just as much contempt for their audience as they do for the girls.
Murray Head
Member

263 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jun 29 2003 : 1:37AM

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you say that like it's a bad thing.

Max Booty
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I'd love to BE in his shoes,but I'm tired of seeing Hot Latin Pussy/Asian Street Hookers vids,and turning over the cover to see the exact same fucking pic of TT Boy fucking 2 or 3 girls.I prefer 2 guys on 1 girl,at the very least one on one,I can understand some people like 2 girls,that's fine.But 3 or more on one guy is just a waste.It's just the same old shit with TT.Again,I ask why do so few Asian girls,or series with asian girls have anal or DP?When was the last time we saw an asian DP?I know DP's arent' everyone's taste,but considering the state of porn one would think we would be seeing some anal with all these asian cuties.I mean there are like 8 fucking girls per volume,and most of them are never seen again.Is it the fear of offending the traditional minded parents by having an actual career in porn?

What's up with you Asian girls huh?

Constance?Anyone?

Skeeter Kerkove
Member

967 Posts
2/03
Posted - Jun 29 2003 : 3:46AM
you say that like it's a bad thing.

Max Booty

Click to expand
I'd love to BE in his shoes,but I'm tired of seeing Hot Latin Pussy/Asian Street Hookers vids,and turning over the cover to see the exact same fucking pic of TT Boy fucking 2 or 3 girls.I prefer 2 guys on 1 girl,at the very least one on one,I can understand some people like 2 girls,that's fine.But 3 or more on one guy is just a waste.It's just the same old shit with TT.Again,I ask why do so few Asian girls,or series with asian girls have anal or DP?When was the last time we saw an asian DP?I know DP's arent' everyone's taste,but considering the state of porn one would think we would be seeing some anal with all these asian cuties.I mean there are like 8 fucking girls per volume,and most of them are never seen again.Is it the fear of offending the traditional minded parents by having an actual career in porn?

What's up with you Asian girls huh?

Constance?Anyone?
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DenverDon
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Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Jun 29 2003 : 6:46AM
Mod Note:

Can we get this thread back on track?

If not, I'll lock it.

Thanks.

Murray Head
Member

263 Posts
9/02
Posted - Jun 29 2003 : 10:32AM
Fine,since I got it off track I will put it back,for a few more posts.

Personally,I think the LWC goes too far..but it's across the board for Slave Girls,Freaks-Ho's,that Brazilian one BOmb Ass,etc.someone is trying way too hard with the ebonic flow.

It's probably some flunkie graphic artist very bored adding their own extra hyperbole to the boxcover.

Then again,it's PORN!There has always been an element of pushing things,of cutting people down,degrading people,especially these days.Before this series came out,I was always taken back by asian titles that said things like"These slant eyed bitches.."or "These gook whores"I mean,apparently women don't really care as long as the check clears.

OK,NOW close the thread!

Darth-Morpheous
Deactivated User

1701 Posts
3/02
Posted - Jun 29 2003 : 11:08AM
No one ever accused Jake Steed of being a Brain Surgeon. Maybe he should try going to the mid east or the far east to film his porn. Im sure he will have a much better time. Not that I would buy his mediocre porn anyway, but even if he filmed Jessica Darlin, Monica Sweetheart, Gauge, Bella, and Malorie Marx in a scene together, I still wouldn't pick it up.

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warnerfamily
Member

the "non-fake one"
22 Posts
6/03
Posted - Jun 29 2003 : 2:52PM
Seriously whats the big deal?
It's a porn flick got damnit not some big ass hollywood production. It's a sleazy skin flick.

Come on if you buy a movie with the title "Little White Chicks Big Monster Dicks" , you can't excpect me to believe that your offended by the word "nigger".

For the record im not a racist, just dont get what the big deal is

Sir Noel Plum
Senior Studmuffin

1001 Posts
2/03
Posted - Jun 29 2003 : 4:41PM
Well, maybe Cyberchicken has a bit of a point here but I have to agree with warnerfamily over the censoring of the word 'nigger'. I mean, take a look round the forum: worrying about offending someone by merely mentioning a word when terms like 'whore' and 'slut' are used hourly, often to describe individuals rather than being simply quoted from elsewhere - hell, I vaguely remember somebody even being labelled a 'cunt' once!


SNP.

GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Jun 29 2003 : 4:48PM
A rather genteel and very elderly lady I once knew had this to say, "The use of expletives, swear words and derogatory labels generally indicates that the futher-mucking bun-of-a-sitch has neither the education nor the imagination to better express himself."

~ GaySatyr

Edited by - GaySatyr on 6/29/2003 4:48:53 PM

 
Walter Burns
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7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Jun 29 2003 : 4:58PM
I don't think this is about the censoring of the word "nigger", but about this passage of the credits:
Being called a "sicko", a "racist", an "asshole" and a "looser" by the maker of a video for picking up said video is not only bad business, it is also hypocritical to the extreme (like the drug dealer accusing the drug user) and, yes, offensive. If anything else, it shows that the author of this text has more issues with race and racism than I have. I would call the maker of this video definitely a "cunt" for allowing this shit to label his work.
The question asked by Cyberchicken, was if this is funny or not. My answer: is it funny for the company of this video that I will never rent or buy any of their product again because of this shit? Hell, they probably don't even care, especially since I don't have access to their shit.



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"Women who perform in pornography are real women."
T Mac
Member

166 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jun 29 2003 : 5:09PM
Yeah, certainly warnerfamily has a good point, which I do agree on. I think our society is so fucking worried about being always being so fucking politically correct, that pretty soon everyone is going to talk like a bunch of eggheads who are too afraid to say anything.

Now, having said that, I don't like Jake Steed's back cover message in LWCBBMD. Some of you may or may not remember, but about 3 months ago I posted my own thread about Little White Chicks 17, about the exact same thing. He made a bunch of fucked up comments on the back of his box, and at the end of his movie.

I guess my feeling on it is this:first off, Cyberchicken is totally right, calling your buyers racists for watching the film is stupid for a couple different reasons. In porn, you generally get two types of buyers:The kind who are constant buyers who love porn, and they will take what Steed said as an insult and not buy his product again. And the second kind is the novice buyer, who is conservative and doesn't buy much porn. That buyer may actually believe he's a racist for buying the film, and then he won't buy again, so either way Steed is fucked. So, from a business/marketing perspective, Jake Steed is making a monumental mistake!

But most of all, whether you're white, black, or whatever, I just don't like people making light of words like n*gger and racism in general. But, I'm not buying anymore of Steed's product, simply because his films just are not what they used to be.
Later!

Sir Noel Plum
Senior Studmuffin

1001 Posts
2/03
Posted - Jun 29 2003 : 5:40PM
Walter wrote:
I realised that, I just found it funny that in a hard core porn forum a particular word could be deemed so offensive that it shouldn't even be written out lest someone should be mentally scarred by reading it.

-----------------------------------------

As to the passage itself, well here goes.
There is a lot of faux racism in porn and for some reason the fact that it is in porn is supposed to be all the justification that is needed to make it okay. I've never managed to work this one out but since it is presently a feature I have to ask myself which bits of racism I am to baulk at and which bits I am to let go.

Interestingly this bring me squarely back to the word 'nigger' which whenever I hear it brings up a major bone of contention, a perceived inequality on my part. I would never refer to someone as a nigger and would expect justified criticism were I to do so. My problem is when (some) black folk think it is okay for them to call each other nigger but not for me to do so. Their sole justification for discriminating between their actions and mine must be on the grounds of the colour of my skin: being white precludes me; their language is designed to exclude and differentiate on the grounds of race. This actually pisses me off greatly (especially in rap records moaning about racism on the one hand and yet using such exclusive language as 'nigger','brotha' and 'sista' at the same time. It makes me wonder who are the most racist, the rappers or those they vilify).

So what has all this to do with the price of fish? I'll explain. These films (as exemplified by the LWCBBMD series) are really pretty racially slurring towards black men portraying them as monstrous sex fiends, animals who prey on innocent white women. If I take umbrage at Jake Steeds' racism aimed at (specifically in this case) whites and yet allow him a free hand at misrepresenting those of his own colour I am doing the one thing I have said I object to! If I allow Steed to insult blacks I should allow him to insult whites; if I am to assume his portrayal of blacks in the series is light-hearted why should I not make the same assumption about this poem?

As warnerfamily pointed out, this film is clearly not a racism-free zone so you either take it as it is pitched or you leave it!

SNP.

Walter Burns
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Posted - Jun 29 2003 : 6:45PM
Well, I have left it thus far and I don't think I will ever take it anyway. I would like to repeat what I said in my previous post: "The author of this text has more issues with race and racism than I have." I would like to expand this to the maker of the video as well. If he believes that I would be picking up a copy of his work because of the racial stereotyping of black monster dicks preying on white girls, instead of the hopefully decent sex scenes he has shot with these performers, he is nuts. If he believes he needs to "sex up" his product by using a racial/racist approach, then who am I to say he can't do that. But it will make me suspicious about the quality of his work, seeing that he seems to need to "sex it up" to begin with.

As you so eloquently explained, this is not about political (in)correct speech and eventual efforts to curtail it, but about "speech acts", as defined in "speech act theory".
Speech is neither free nor conducted in a vacuum. The contrary is true: speech has effects (and costs) and always takes place in a context and more than not the effect of speech is depended on the context. That is why the concept of "political correctness" is a problematic one. It is depended on the definition of context and that definition is not 'natural', but 'cultural', and therefore not 'universal' but depended on socially constructed 'meanings'. The author of any speech ought to reckon with this, especially in the context of either commercial or political speech.

The process which you have described, is a fairly familiar one and points towards 'empowerment' of minority groups. This is not just a racial/racist phenomenom either. Think about the history of the words "queer" and "gay", and how the gay movement has appropriated these terms for its own end. It is explained as 'taking back' or 'taking control of' one's own language and, subsequently, history; or, IOW, it is about the struggle for 'meaning'. This can go very far, as some more extremist Queer Theorists dealing with Film Studies have proven.

And here is my problem with this series. I don't have a problem when a (minority) group or members of a (minority) group use processes of 'empowerment' to (re)define themselves, along racial/racist lines or otherwise.• To do so, would be racist, or at least paternalistic. I also don't have a problem if members of said (minority) group commercialize that 'empowered' image. But, like you, I DO have a problem when those members subsequently accuse non-members of 'playing ball'. In a way, I reverse your reasoning: if it is OK for Steed to 'misrepresent' his own color, than he has no business to call "Muthafuckin Ass Whipe, Or Ass White, Or White Ass" customers "racists". Or am I to believe that Steed markets his series to an exclusively black market?

• I don't have a problem with this 'speech act'. This doesn't mean that I necessarily agree with the speech itself.



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veracity
Member

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Posted - Jun 30 2003 : 8:20PM
I thought it was absolutely hilarious and after doing a google search, have discovered that its No2 in English Top 40 singles chart !!

Not as funny as that super Paul McCartney classic 'Mulligans Tyres' (Oh the mist rolling in from the sea....)though.

Chimpy.

Edited by - veracity on 6/30/2003 8:21:14 PM

simonster
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Posted - Jul 1 2003 : 4:26AM
"America Sucks - Well, if that's the stance of Jake Steed... then I could go and tell him to take a dive off a mountain." --> i think it's funny BIGmike objects to that line only.
Cyberchicken
Member

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4/02
Posted - Jul 1 2003 : 10:19AM
I didn't spell out the word Nigger because I didn't want to offend anyone, not because I'm pc or squeamish.

Instead I seemed to offend people by not using the word.

Sheesh, sometimes you can't win )

For the record, the part of the rant that offended me the most was being called a "sick fuck".

I really think this thread is done, and wouldn't mind seeing it locked )

CC


DenverDon
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Posted - Jul 1 2003 : 11:29AM
I will comply.

Thread locked.

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