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| lau-tsu Member 208 Posts 5/02 |  Posted - Jul 20 2004 : 11:39PMThe dreaded "long-awaited-anal-sex-then-shit-explosion-all over-my-dick-experience." It was smelly. Funny. Gross. Stupid. Not sexy...yeah you could say that was it for the day. I'm sure she was ambarrassed. Me...dirty. Any anal sex experts (especially girls) have any advice on how to ensure this WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN? Thanks. She's gotta great ass so I'm goin for it hardcore again soon. thanks. [Link] |
| croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 12:05AM [Link] |
| DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02 | Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 12:50AM Give it a few minutes because there can still be matter up there high, then flush again. Relax, let things settle down, then enjoy. It really can be clean and enjoyable. DenverDon Edited by - DenverDon on 7/21/2004 12:50:46 AM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 1:40AM Uh, yeah, lotsa water, warm soapy good. Maybe use a rubber just for godliness next to sodomy sake. [Link] |
| DIAMOND DOG Deactivated User "Puff Daddy is crap." - Keith Richards 320 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 2:43AM Wow, those are words I never thought I would ever type. [Link] |
| melissalauren Melissa Lauren 834 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 3:03AM And a good cleaning about one hour before (time for the rectum to absorb the water). Do not use the vinegar solution that comes with the enema. Empty it and fil the enema with water. Cause the solution makes you shit constantly. But that s too much work and not really exciting if you plan it. Have fun... Melissa [Link] |
| Chico Wang Member 775 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 3:54AM The last time I had anal sex was at UCLA some time ago. In my dorm room. One saturday night, I decide to slip it in. We were both drunk like pigs and we had no protection. The girl was as stupid as a mule. I had the IQ of a pebble. So I was afraid of pregnancy. Mind you, the lights are off. I slip it in. Then the odor hits. So defense mechanisms strike as I breathe out of my mouth hoping I don't get infected with vapors. I pull out for a moment and something hits me all over the place. The face, the chest, the belly, even the toenails. Apparently, a stream of shit jutted out of her asshole and clocked my body like shrapnel. I know the whole floor was talking about it for weeks. The sight of me running out of my room to the floor showers dripping with shit. Wait until you direct when you find yourself in the line of fire. Chico [Link] |
| Coyote Member Daylight Savings Time, is it really Necessary? 972 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 5:09AM I know I will have to face this someday and when it does happen I'm sure I'll react calmly. I can't help but think of that rape scene in Irreversible when Monica is being fucked in her ass and the guy keeps telling her that if she shits on him he'll kill her. Though I'm sure if she knew what he was going to do to her afterwards she would have done it. (I mean might as well do something to him). [Link] |
| melissalauren Melissa Lauren 834 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 5:07PM Before anal, never, i say NEVER give a whole pizza and five beers to the woman... Remembers you something, Chico??? [Link] |
| Spew Deactivated User Bend over for the rod and staff of Jesus! 334 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 8:46PM [Link] |
| Coyote Member Daylight Savings Time, is it really Necessary? 972 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 8:51PM [Link] |
| okidoll Member I need a huggie and a cuddle. 99 Posts 5/04 | Posted - Jul 21 2004 : 11:57PM See, cause you lived through that one short experience you now have a tale to tell for the rest of your life. I never try anything. I just do it. Wanna try me? [Link] |
| Arethusa Member Enjoying Sweden 99 Posts 8/02 | Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 8:14AM Heh just kidding. But I should really start a book about all the crazy sex stories I hear at UCLA. [Link] |
| Kperv The Cuddler *struck (She slipped) 1818 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 10:38AM [Link] |
| Chico Wang Member 775 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 2:54PM Chico [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 3:36PM Chico & Melissa: See you soon "in the line of fire!" [Link] |
| XXXXXXXX Member 306 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Jul 22 2004 : 3:46PM Tannalbin and your shit gets hard as stone *cough* *cough* but you'd be better off to do something that's a pleasure for her too!!haha That's called Nemesis, my boy hahahahahaha [/code]
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| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Jun 26 2005 : 1:26PM [Link] |
| Braintax Member 57 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jun 26 2005 : 10:04PM Have to agree with melissa in that all that planning sounds like one hell of a mission and rather unsexy to say the least. the consequences if you dont also sound rather unpleasant. catch22 For now anal sex is just sounding like way too much effort - ill stick to the well charted known territory of the vagina. [Link] |
| The Gemologist Member Isn't she cute? 217 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Jun 26 2005 : 10:38PM LeChayim! [Link] |
| Ivory Sex Object by Proxy "We all want our time in Hell." 647 Posts 8/04 | Posted - Jun 26 2005 : 10:56PM [Link] |
| croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Jun 26 2005 : 10:59PM [Link] |
| The Gemologist Member Isn't she cute? 217 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Jun 27 2005 : 11:25PM LeChayim! [Link] |
| budtugley Senior Member One man's trash can be the next man's treasure. 1187 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Jul 4 2005 : 2:03AM [Link] |
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