Nah, I ain't anti-gonzo, but I cracked up reading Astronight's very serious review of CREAM FILLED ASS PIES. Girls being fed sperm out of their assholes while stoned? Great stuff! How come the girls don't squirt at the same time? They gotta be having major orgasms! Every woman's fantasy! Yo, Redlight, how about the guys buttfucking each other, and the girls feeding it back to them? A pic of Stefano's gaping bunghole or the cover? Oh, baby! Yowza!
Yeah Bearcat don't watch it and don't pass judgement on people who do. I'm not into "guys buttfucking each other, and the girls feeding it back to them? A pic of Stefano's gaping bunghole or the cover?" But I don't care if you oops, people are and keep it in your oops, their own homes.
Every time a poster like this comes along it makes me think... if I was going to create a username simply to slam people, I would come up with something catchy or clever. Then again, if I was 12 years old like this poster likely is, I probably would name myself after my teddy bear.
Accoring to my review, yeah it was pretty great stuff. Thanks for reading! If you'd like, you can write a review on something you like to see and I can slam your tastes in the forum as well.
"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling
Geez Astroknight, I just read your review, and I must say, that although I rarely read them, opting to buy solely off instincts, yours is superbly written. From my point of view, its remarkably accurate and I would only surmise, that with the attention paid to detail, these films are a particular fancy of yours as well.
I do intend on writing some, but can only stand in awe of the level of quality you've set. I'm adding your review list to my favorites, and believe from now on, I WILL be checking your opinions if available, prior to purchasing.
I fantasize about a girl eating a cream pie out of my asshole. I want this so bad. I was shooting for Kylie Ireland and she was letting me do anything I wanted (pissing fisting anything) but for my safety she said no cream pie :(
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Whore-loving Thought Criminal 92 Posts 6/05
Posted - Sep 12 2005 : 4:45AM
You played this guy off like any comedian would dismiss a heckler. Three words: Best. Mod. Ever.