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All Forums > Sex Talk > Sex Talk Forum Page 28 > It's hard to measure my penis
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csh
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24 Posts
7/07
Posted - Nov 3 2008 : 4:37AM
When I want to measure it erect, somehow the thought of measuring it makes it go down, and I can never get an accurate "length".

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ma meeshka
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3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Nov 3 2008 : 5:39AM
thanks for sharing?
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BigBoy
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3359 Posts
1/03
Posted - Nov 3 2008 : 12:34PM
Use duct tape with that ruler -->
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TomChoad
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685 Posts
1/08
Posted - Nov 3 2008 : 1:12PM
The problem with measuring mine is that I personally favor the metric system.
Penise length should be in centimeters and not inches...dammit!
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franzhuber
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4 Posts
11/08
Posted - Nov 3 2008 : 7:33PM

Edited by - Flash on 11/3/2008 7:36:32 PM
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LargeJohnson
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13 Posts
6/08
Posted - Dec 1 2008 : 2:41PM
I measure mine from my asshole!
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love_that_porn
Member

246 Posts
9/08
Posted - Dec 1 2008 : 3:06PM
^ Doesn't that hurt, putting that metal tab from your retractable measuring tape into your asshole and then pulling the square casing out to the end of your johnson to unroll the tape?
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RandomPrecision
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Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Dec 1 2008 : 3:14PM
If I did that, I wouldn't know where to start.
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detmut
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91 Posts
11/06
Posted - Dec 1 2008 : 10:42PM
take a viagra first.
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love_that_porn
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246 Posts
9/08
Posted - Dec 2 2008 : 12:59AM
^Bingo! Boing!
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Big Raider Fan
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Ready and willing
133 Posts
8/07
Posted - Dec 2 2008 : 5:51PM
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jim2
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232 Posts
7/06
Posted - Dec 3 2008 : 2:39AM
I have the perfect ruler. It was supposed to be for fishermen to measure fish, but it would be good to measure dick. Since fishermen like to tell stories about the BIG one, the way it works is if something is 1" long, the ruler shows it to be 2" etc.
Edited by - jim2 on 12/3/2008 2:39:47 AM
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Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Dec 3 2008 : 12:05PM
That one is too funny to go unrecognized.
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Bob All-Star Supporter
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5516 Posts
3/03
Posted - Dec 3 2008 : 12:06PM
The editors of the Guinness Book of World Records weep.
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warrenwest67
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Thanks for the mammaries.
966 Posts
1/07
Posted - Dec 3 2008 : 4:24PM
Have a someone else do it. They can keep you up...
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PrimalUrges
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23 Posts
10/08
Posted - Dec 9 2008 : 11:59AM
Cut it off, and stretch it out with a taffy machine, then lay it down on a football field and measure to the nearest yard.
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sasha_grey14388
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16 Posts
12/08
Posted - Dec 31 2008 : 4:04PM
measure it 3 times one from up and other from down and the last from middle....then take the average...do not forget to tell us the length after you do all these effort
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