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Vooodoo
Member

30 Posts
8/07
Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 9:55PM
If this debate continues the next thing you know we will be introducing minimum weight and BMI standards on porn stars, a la Madrid fashion week.. A move strongly endorsed by McDonalds I believe [:P)]
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 9:56PM
Look at the very bottom of the page....
"Models on Hegre-Art.com were 18 years of age or older when photographed 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement."
So, that disproves your theory that she's underage. Now can we move on and talk about other things?
Anal Terrorist
Member

14 Posts
8/07
Posted - Oct 29 2007 : 10:03PM
If given the opportunity...
I'd feed her a meal before I fed her my rod.
But then again, I'm a "Lauren Phoenix, Alexis Texas, Brianna Love" kind of guy.
But with all due respect to ChodeMasterJ, if he likes the skinny ones, then that's his bag.
No sense slinging mud!
A.T.
Dude Love
Member

80 Posts
8/07
Posted - Oct 30 2007 : 2:56AM
Give her a can of cheese wiz a day from a month and maybe she'll get my attention... I don't have nothing aginast skinny chicks and on some it suits them perfectly, but on this occasion is was more "ewww" than "ahhh, squirt"
 
Dither
Persona non grata

I love America
650 Posts
8/05
Posted - Oct 30 2007 : 3:06AM
They're hungry for something all right.
Seeking Mr. Right
Apply and you may have the bony goddess residing in your bedroom closet before you know it. "Adequate male partner" only means "man with money".
the unknown pervert
Deactivated User

I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Oct 30 2007 : 3:21AM
I think the people accusing her of being 12 were talking about her weight, not her age.
noahped
Senior Member

2978 Posts
8/02
Posted - Oct 30 2007 : 7:56AM
Hey, I just type the truth.
Gentleman Jon All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

1881 Posts
6/05
Posted - Oct 30 2007 : 12:35PM
I do like thin girls. But this girl has her ribs on display a bit too much for my tastes. But lay off of the hate on cmj.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Oct 30 2007 : 12:40PM
Good luck to you Chode if thats the type of girls bodywise that you like,i like the fuller figured girls with curvy asses but each to there own.As for that girl i thought this was a better image of her.
steeler59711
Member

427 Posts
2/03
Posted - Oct 30 2007 : 1:01PM
different strokes for different folks, but my strokes won't land me in prison.....if a person is attracted to girls tht look like there 12 then they pretty much are attracted to 12 yr olds. I do wish the girl well in her girl scout endeavors
Ramsey
Senior Member

Trina Michaels fan
10332 Posts
10/02
Posted - Oct 30 2007 : 1:18PM
I dunno, watching her do a sex-scene would be like watching necrophelia and I'm not into that. Just give me some (extra) meat on all the right places, it's better that way!
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Oct 30 2007 : 7:17PM
Sounds like you know a 12 year old when you see one. I guess if you say so. But I don't think she looks like she's 12. She just looks more than a tad malnourished.
Nice hysterical rant.
Edited by - randomprecision on 10/30/2007 7:18:15 PM
Savoy All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Sucker for Sinners
1844 Posts
12/06
Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 11:04AM
CMJ - your recent malnourished diagnosis makes much more sense to me now.
Imbalanced Nutrition: Less Than Body Requirements.
Edited by - Savoy on 10/31/2007 11:06:05 AM
threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

Would you like my autograph?
2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Oct 31 2007 : 10:33PM

This thread is fucking hilarious!
 
backdoorman
Senior Member

Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman !
2776 Posts
10/07
Posted - Nov 1 2007 : 10:01AM
Too skinny for me but I like the landing strip !
christianx
Senior Member

1883 Posts
9/04
Posted - Nov 1 2007 : 11:26AM
i would totally hit it. twice.
poobah9
Member

"Lovely to look upon, heaven to touch, a real damn shame they got to cost so much."
60 Posts
6/07
Posted - Nov 1 2007 : 12:17PM
Geez, If you did, Christian, I'm afraid you would split her right up the middle.
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"Don't piss down my neck an' then tell me it's rainin'."
threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

Would you like my autograph?
2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 1 2007 : 12:50PM
You'd hit it once and it would be shattered into pieces.
Janitor
Retired

Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service.
6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Nov 1 2007 : 1:27PM
Chode - here you go [ invalid url ]
Dither
Persona non grata

I love America
650 Posts
8/05
Posted - Nov 1 2007 : 1:36PM
[Image not found DB]
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Nov 2 2007 : 7:54AM
Steph: I liked those pics. thanks.
Christian: Thank you. I enjoy your taste in TSs as well.
I tried to find some good pics of that girl Courtney off of the new Survivor. Now SHE is just plain skinny and has no muscle or anything. Compared to the girl I linked to above, this Courtney girl looks anorexic. She's fucking hot though, too.
Skinny girls need love, too. [:P)]
Rich_John_Loaded
Member

mamas, please let your babies grow up to be pornstars.
49 Posts
6/07
Posted - Nov 2 2007 : 9:50AM
CLAUDIA DOWNS
Member

39 Posts
10/07
Posted - Nov 2 2007 : 5:10PM
Every one has their own opinons on what they like and dislike..i say do what you like...but for me this girl looks way to skinny her eyes look like she hasnt slept and eaten in months..but like i said just not for me..
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Nov 2 2007 : 8:45PM
i know she's on the skinny side but i still think she's pretty. i like women of all shapes and sizes, for the most part. she just has a physique that was striking to me and really caught my eye. her waist/hip ratio is amazing. that's just my opinion though.
 
CLAUDIA DOWNS
Member

39 Posts
10/07
Posted - Nov 3 2007 : 12:24AM
and u stick wit that do what turns u the hell on!! (jus make sure it's legal)
Cerebral Jedi
Senior Member

I don't trust men who don't like big tits.
1067 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 3 2007 : 12:38AM
You'd think "god" would eat a lil bit better.
Yeah that Courtney chick is WAY too skinny. I mean how the hell they let her on the show like that? Most people lose weight on the show, she started the show looking sickly...Plus she's a bitch, just got a nasty attitude IMO.
lindi
Senior Member

12345
3205 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 5 2007 : 10:20AM
[Redacted]
Edited by - lindi on 11/5/2007 11:14:16 AM
Twizted6
Senior Member

Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined
1229 Posts
7/05
Posted - Nov 6 2007 : 1:54AM
CMJ is an SMF.
You fit in well here.
I'd prefer a burger-eatin' Kami type.
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Nov 6 2007 : 3:05AM
What the hell is an SMF?
ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Nov 6 2007 : 4:02AM
sick mother fucker?
john thomas
Deactivated User

1168 Posts
6/06
Posted - Nov 6 2007 : 6:39AM
skinny minor fancier?
ChodeMasterJ
Perpetual Marxist

5405 Posts
4/03
Posted - Nov 6 2007 : 2:53PM
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Nov 6 2007 : 3:33PM
Chode,at least you don't have any skeletons in your closet,although i bet she is one skeleton you would love in your closet.Dating a girl that size could be a problem..imagine you secure a date with her,you meet in town at 7.30pm your nervous and excited..she arrives bang on time you both share a cautious hug and kiss,and proceed to head to the cinema stopping at the sidewalk to cross the road,as the lights signal green to walk..then BOOM your cute date disappears down a stank.One frustrating hour later and your in the cinema only to find out that high winds are expected for the next few hours..
Twizted6
Senior Member

Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined
1229 Posts
7/05
Posted - Nov 7 2007 : 11:58PM
Correct.
What, no Twisted Sister fans?
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