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JAGnLA  All-Star Member  people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04 |  Posted - Mar 20 2010 : 2:32PMSO anyway, it was my birthday and I am officially an old effin fart. PornoDan and Reverend Sandy decided to take pity on an obviously dying old dude and helped me check one off my bucket list by hooking me up on Fuck A Fan. My delectable diet for the shoot included the adorable Proxie Page, cutie Amy Brooke and starred the sexy-ass Claire Dames. Just regular dudes trying not to make fools outta themselves while performing with adorable hot young pornstars! Great concept, Dan! While this may be perfectly normal for professionals in the industry, I must admit that it feels creepy to post these pics myself. Several have e-mailed me - so here they are. All in all, I was not totally impressed with my performance, but it was most definitely a night to remember. for those who have strong stomachs, the more "graphic" shots are in my Flickr album at JAG's Porno vid - YECK! all pictures courtesy of www.straightdownthetubes.com. awesome site - visit it!    "I like to watch" [Link] |
| picman Senior Member Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass. 2884 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Mar 20 2010 : 3:00PM [Link] |
| grover All-Star Member Literotica.com - grover10 16888 Posts 11/04 | Posted - Mar 20 2010 : 3:22PM  [Link] |
| bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00 | Posted - Mar 20 2010 : 3:26PM [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Mar 20 2010 : 3:28PM It was like living a dream right? "Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off." Ellen DeGeneres [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Mar 20 2010 : 3:54PM [Link] |
| Walter All-Star Member 1445 Posts 3/05 | Posted - Mar 20 2010 : 4:51PM I won't bust on your porno skills since you are just a regular dude and it is so often said that you don't know how tough it is or how well you can do until you actually try it. Anyway, at least you gave Claire and the other ladies something to work with and everyone had a good time, which is all that counts. And you could have done a lot worse. Congratulations on your adventure. [Link] |
| ellroy Member I love the smell of Gottlieb in the morning. 67 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Mar 20 2010 : 6:02PM [Link] |
| ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Mar 20 2010 : 8:53PM [Link] |
| Dread Senior Member Latex and boobs 5085 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Mar 21 2010 : 1:54PM ----Dread---- [Link] |
| Dr. Nasty Senior Member Asa Akira.....Damn! 3797 Posts 9/05 | Posted - Mar 22 2010 : 12:34AM Grats again though man. That's pretty cool. *****The Dr. of Nasty***** [Link] |
| mrbluelouboyle All-Star Member mrbluelouboyle and Alexis Tae 1334 Posts 12/03 | Posted - Mar 22 2010 : 12:50AM I wish I lived on the West Coast. [Link] |
| Anadin Member 307 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Mar 22 2010 : 1:18AM Nice! [Link] |
| matchmaker Senior Member 24910 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Mar 22 2010 : 1:18AM [Link] |
| celiswhite Member "your brother was in here whinging cause your dad was a mong" 373 Posts 6/09 | Posted - Mar 22 2010 : 1:40AM [Link] |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Mar 22 2010 : 3:06AM I'm starting to wish I took you up on that dinner invite last time I was in L.A., JAG. [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Mar 22 2010 : 4:03AM [Link] |
| ILVBUTT Member Nice & Juicy! 925 Posts 9/09 | Posted - Mar 22 2010 : 4:32AM Edited by - ilvbutt on 3/22/2010 4:36:03 AM [Link] |
| Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01 | Posted - Mar 22 2010 : 8:51AM [Link] |
| Porno Dan Senior Member Over 150 XBIZ & AVN Nominations Including Studio of the Year 4378 Posts 3/09 | Posted - Mar 22 2010 : 8:04PM You did a great job and are welcome to come back and watch the show anytime [Link] |
| JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 23 2010 : 12:36AM And I have to add, that PornoDan and company do the thing right. I felt as comfortable onset as could be given the circumstances. (shameless plug for a bro time) Please check out www.straightdownthetubes.com! [Link] |
| astroknight Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Mar 23 2010 : 12:10PM Good news: Claire Dames is back (I must be out of it, I thought she was still retired  )Bad News: She's with JAG... "I do not as a rule seek advice about food from thin people..." - Jeffrey Steingarten [Link] |
| Van Styles Member Starr Power 306 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Mar 23 2010 : 7:15PM [Link] |
| JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 23 2010 : 11:09PM [Link] |
| morbidthoughts All-Star Member Big cats scare me but... 3627 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 1:27AM [Link] |
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| astroknight Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 9:46AM "I do not as a rule seek advice about food from thin people..." - Jeffrey Steingarten [Link] |
| Savoy All-Star Member Sucker for Sinners 1844 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 1:43PM Edited by - savoy on 3/24/2010 1:43:13 PM [Link] |
| redhead Member Not so redhead these days... 718 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 4:16PM [Link] |
| Rico Shades Member www.mydeepdarksecret.com 295 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 10:59PM [Link] |
| JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 11:54PM [Link] |
| JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 11:56PM [Link] |
| ADT44 Member 876 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Apr 27 2010 : 7:44AM I dont think/ I know I wouldnt have the guts to make a porn movie. All the props to you for just not giving a fuck about what family & friends might say about it! [Link] |
| JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Apr 27 2010 : 11:46PM (for some strange reason, the rumor there is that I may be gay...I'm using it to my advantage) [Link] |
| grover All-Star Member Literotica.com - grover10 16888 Posts 11/04 | Posted - Apr 27 2010 : 11:50PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 28 2010 : 1:30AM [Link] |
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| JAGnLA All-Star Member people pay me NOT to get naked 1944 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Apr 28 2010 : 1:45AM [Link] |
| ADT44 Member 876 Posts 7/09 | Posted - Apr 28 2010 : 6:02AM I think you wouldve instantly lost your "gay man's benefits" . ...you know getting that tongue kiss or a grope in the sack area every now and then from a cute lil' hot number, LOL.Being in LA, did you got recognized a lot as "that dude from fuck-a-fan"? P.S. never knew that flickr had private areas....is there some kind of exclusive content to see once you subscribe?....Obviously, (as redhead was saying) It must all be well worth it, considering we get to see them white socks and kicks for the o so necessary traction on the porn floor?!  Anyway, I think you're a cool cat for having the balls, the cojones, to fill out that application form on the fuck-a-fan-website AND awesome that you actually got invited by pornodan!!!! and dont feel shame for not being anonymous any longer; these pix are great and it certainly is fun to see a member of adultdvdtalk.com in this way. .....and your not some old fart....fuck dat!! [Link] |
| grover All-Star Member Literotica.com - grover10 16888 Posts 11/04 | Posted - Apr 28 2010 : 6:55AM [Link] |
| ZeroCool007 Senior Member I'm going to stab you in the throat with a spork!!! 1048 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Apr 28 2010 : 10:23PM [Link] |
| ChodeMasterJ Perpetual Marxist 5405 Posts 4/03 | Posted - Apr 29 2010 : 12:21AM [Link] |
| Fatal Member 82 Posts 4/11 | Posted - Jun 3 2011 : 1:50PM [Link] |
| A-ten Deactivated User 581 Posts 8/07 | Posted - Jun 4 2011 : 10:20AM [Link] |
| Dread Senior Member Latex and boobs 5085 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Jun 4 2011 : 12:24PM still, BASTARD! Edited by - dreadsynapse on 6/4/2011 12:26:41 PM [Link] |
| Aplus Senior Member 1431 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Jun 5 2011 : 2:12AM Seriously, I got nothing but respect for any guy willing to get-down onscreen. Not as easy as some may think it is I hear. Sounds like you had fun, which IMO, is what it should be about. [Link] |
| EBastard Member ^The only one keeping it real. 636 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jun 5 2011 : 6:08AM [Link] |
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