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Pete Zaface
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3064 Posts
8/03
Posted - Feb 28 2013 : 4:40PM
I get a kick out of the English translation of some JAV porn titles. Here are two:
Hey Madam, It's Okay If We Get Busy a Little, You With Those Huge Titties of Yours and Getting No Action From Your Husband, Your Body Must Be Going Crazy, So Maybe You'd Like Me to Stick It to You?
I Was So Turned On By a Fair-Skinned Proper Young Wife and Spied On Her While She Was in Her Bedroom, Since She's Actually Playing With Herself, Maybe She'd Like to Borrow the Real Thing?
But occasionally, the tendency toward verbosity at some JAV companies goes away, if only for a moment, and you get such classic titles as this:
Make My Anus Bloom Wildly
(which stars, BTW, JAV uberslut Chihiro Hara, who's returned under the name Reira Aisaki).
Edited by - Pete Zaface on Mar 1 2013
pudknock
Member

A comfortable distance
499 Posts
7/06
Posted - Feb 28 2013 : 8:02PM
This one popped up on GS today:
"Fake Beverage Tasting Event, But Love Potion Rape 2" (I'll be upset if the filmmakers don't address all the questions left unanswered in the first FBTE,BLPR)
And last month, I picked up "Dual shagged Asian chick left with spunk in her pussy and ass".
ninja1
Senior Member

2939 Posts
1/08
Posted - Mar 1 2013 : 5:19PM
Does anyone know if those translations are even remotely accurate, or are they just having fun making up off-the-wall quirky unique phrases having no relation to the original intent.
Pete Zaface
Senior Member

3064 Posts
8/03
Posted - Mar 1 2013 : 5:45PM
I spend some time at one of the JAV forums every now and then, and the place seems to draw a small crowd of westerners living in Japan and Japanese. My guess is that, while some of the translations are subject to varied interpretations, if something was seriously amiss, a poster would be called on it.
LCF All-Star Supporter
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Non Prevalebunt!
10364 Posts
1/05
Posted - Mar 1 2013 : 6:28PM
Well when I was deep into Japan porn I noticed that some movies had two different titles
For example : high excange of body fluids while having a sudden nap and then a coffee
or: young student sweet dream nakadashi
It occurred to me that maybe it is not the title but some description added on the cover

Edited by - LCF on 3/1/2013 6:29:25 PM

 
Macko69
Senior Member

Gone for a walk.
1985 Posts
5/08
Posted - Mar 1 2013 : 7:20PM
Here's a few that I've seen lately:
Rio Hamasaki & Naho Hazuki~Reverse Zuboooh!! Plump Big Tits Lascivious Lady Rape Suddenly Men!
Risa Kasumi - Targeted Wife - Sadness of Conditions
Moka - My Hips Are Moving of Their Own Avail
Two-Hole Masochistic Lady and Double Lascivious Ladies, Genitalia Anal Too Much Ecstasy Triple Fuck Lesbians - Noa, Yuuka Tsubasa, Yumi Kazama
Mai Nadasaka - Consecutive Water Leaking Fuck
Sayuri Meike - Coming so Much, My Body Enters a Zombie-like State
JULIA - Bitch with Overly-Huge, Smothering Breasts
Nanako Mori - Woman's Body is Chosen for its Diamond Proportions
Saki Otsuka - 1 Penis Shared by a Group of Amorous Women
Rena Konishi - I fucked ass to insult daughter kidnapped in AKIBA
Ema Kisaki (Haruki) - Madness Fuck Is Infinity Loop
Mei Miura - Dark-Skinned Gal Campus Endless Wild Promiscuity
Yuu Kawakami - Devilishly Too Large Penis - 50cm Gun From South
Pete Zaface
Senior Member

3064 Posts
8/03
Posted - Mar 1 2013 : 7:36PM
You gotta get to some of the lower-tier studios, like Dandy, to really appreciate some of the better titles:
No Way, the Nurse Assigned to Me in the Hospital is My Younger Sister! And Then to Let Her See My Recently Unused Penis When It's Hard... But I've No One Else to Rely Upon to Help Me Out With It - 7 in Succession!!
I Happened to Be On a Fully-Packed Train With a Student I Only Know Casually (Son's Girlfriend / Daughter's Friend / Coworker's Daughter) and As We Were So Close Together, I Involuntarily Sprung a Boner and Then We Did It, 7 Tales of Forbidden Rides!!
With 30 Minutes More to Wait in the Car For Her Husband, A Busty Lady Was Being Violated By Her Brother-in-Law and Yet She Ended Up Wanting to Cum Together! I Guess She Was Sexually Frustrated?!
I'm a Loser Who Lets My Popular Younger Brother Use My Precious Car As a Love Hotel and Though It Really Sucks, The Reason I Put Up With It is That I Secretly Shag the Cute Student He Brings After He's Knocked Out By the Sleeping Meds I've Slipped Him
Hey, I'm Not Leaving Your Place Until We Have Sex! I Got a Hard-On From Seeing My Smart Coworker Get So Absorbed While Watching An Adult Video and Then I Got Laid
Riding a Train That Was Completely Full, I Sprouted a Boner While Being Pushed Up Against My Sister-in-Law and Then Got Laid Even Though My Wife Was Right There
Harri Patel
Senior Member

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5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - Mar 1 2013 : 7:57PM
I was going to use Make My Anus Bloom Wildly as my avatar quote, but I like this even better.
pudknock
Member

A comfortable distance
499 Posts
7/06
Posted - May 23 2013 : 12:39AM
"Rape Of A Teacher's Anus"
Underrated.
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DarkDeveloper
Member

57 Posts
6/10
Posted - May 23 2013 : 3:40PM
VXXD-010 Excretion whole look! All real shit!
Nope, don't even attempt to Google it....



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