The folks at Torrid Pictures took one Jenna Haze scene (shot not very well by Skeeter Kerkove) and packaged it with four awful, moldy-from-the-can Euro scenes (shot not at all by Skeeter Kerkove), slapped a killer photo of Jenna on the boxcover, proclaimed on the boxcover that the video was "Directed by Skeeter Kerkove", and sent the video out upon the waters.
Ooops! I forgot to mention the front and back boxcover blurbs:
"This is the most anal I've ever done!" -Jenna Haze
"I never knew how much I loved anal 'til I made this film!" -Jenna Haze
Tongue-in-cheek? I guess. But for some reason still infuriating.
Jenna Haze is a great erotic performer and a hottie of the first magnitude. She's so good that she can even overcome Skeeter's lazy directing.
Lazy? Think, harsh lighting. Think, Skeeter audible off-camera: "Open your ass cheeks, Jenna. Show your little butthole. Good girl." and "Okay Jenna, suck Mark's cock for about 10 more seconds, then Jerry's for about 10 more seconds, then we'll cut and switch positions."
Torrid Pictures may actually move some units of this otherwise complete piece of shit based solely on Jenna's gorgeous face/killer ass on the boxcover and the promise of a wad-blowing anal scene of hers inside.
Yeah, I blew my wad watching Jenna. But I'm sure glad it only cost me a rental fee.
The forum gets a fraction of the attention actual reviews do, so I'll second the thought of you doing an actual review for it rather than just a forum post.
"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling
My only minor quibble with her scene (although it was a noticable one) was one part where jenna is having a really loud orgasm in reverse cowgirl, but the camera doesn't show her face for most of it, which kind of reduced the heat for me. Although jenna always has extra heat to spare, lol
I agree in the fact that the direction it's not good (I'm being good) and the light can be a pain sometimes... but as you say, Jenna Haze surpasses these difficulties making a SUPERHOT performance; she takes hard those big cocks!. Awesome sex in a lot of positions, a scene plenty of stunning dirty talking from Jenna... and she cums really hard... more than once; very hot.
"This is the most anal I've ever done!" -Jenna Haze Well, in the last minutes of the BTS Jenna says: "slutty lil girl got fuck in the ass more than ever before... ever before! it's a record breaking day!" , said by lovely Jenna Haze in an absolutely funny way .
With this in mind and reading this On The Set article, I think that there are a good amount of footage not showed in the movie.
Oh, I like the 32 minutes of BTS about Jenna's scene, really enjoyable... and Jenna posing in a photoshoot (love it!).
But ok, I just bought the movie for the Jenna's scene, I had this on mind, so I can't complain about the rest of scenes even when they don't ring my bells, indeed I have no care about them; and I got a nice BTS.
Some Screenshots. Click on the image to view it at full size.
Edited by - purplehayes2006 on 11/9/2006 8:07:19 PM
Thanks for the screenshots purplehayes2006! Looks like a hot scene, but just from the screenshots you can see there were some lighting issues. A Skeeter Kerkove directed movie used to be a movie I really looked forward to but not anymore. It's also Torrid's fault for misleading people about Skeeter directing the movie when in fact he only directed one scene. But of course, I will probably end up renting this to check out Jenna's scene. It's hard for me to get into scenes with bad lighting though.
And here we see why so much of porn doesn't see a reason to improve. "Well yes, the movie didn't come close to describing what was in the movie... Yes, it was supposed to be lots of anal from one girl throughout the movie and instead it was just one scene... No, the well known person with plenty of fans credited for the movie didn't do the entire thing and only did one scene... But I'll still give the company money cuz there was one scene that met what was advertised on the cover.".
"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling
Not only that, but then you have the folks who rent/buy a movie for that star, and ONLY that star. They don't bother to watch the rest of the flick, only the scene(s) with their favorite star(s) in it...
ADDITION: ...and therefore, a movie review is no longer an unbias movie review. It becomes a "this is how Star A did in her scene, because she's the only one I'm interested in...and she can do no wrong. The rest, sucked (or I didn't watch them objectively)". That's the problem with fanboy reviews (NOT you Bob, but others), IMO.
Yes, I bought the movie when came out. And yes, I bought it because Jenna was in... and this will not be the last time I'll do it! :-).
The Jenna Haze scene is really hot, she is really awesome (what a new, huh? :-P) but as I said, I have complains about the light and some issues in the direction department.
I always knew that Jenna was only in one scene, so that idea of Jenna in more scenes sounds new for me. Maybe some people was thinking wrong about this; but I'm not.
For sure I buy the Jenna Haze movies that I can, and usually, in those films, there are other hot and good scenes aside the Jenna's one... don't expect the same this time...
Hey if you guys want to get your Jenna Haze fix check her out in Strip Tease Then Fuck #8 and Internal Cumbustion #10 it's her first anal cream pie!!!!!!! Next year we are releasing her interactive movie. Don't worry you won't feel ripped off by any of these titles.
I've never felt ripped off by Zero Tolerance/3rd Degree/Black Ice. Greg Alves' companies put out high-quality, honest porn.
Jenna Haze's scenes in "Grand Theft Anal" and "Pretty Pussies Please" are both far better than her scene in "Ravaged" -- and then, of course, the other scenes in those videos are immensely strokable too.
Keith O'Connor (Mr. Torrid) should be tarred, feathered, and ridden out of town on a rail for this fraud.
I'm so glad I don't review...it's all too confusing. But I agree on honest reviewers.
Most of the time, however, I think the fanboys have a personal agenda in reviewing...and one of those is to NOT let the reading public know who their favorite(s) are.
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Posted - Nov 9 2006 : 8:40PM
I agree, always a good show, although the GTA series doesn't enthuse me all that much.
I'm in the process of viewing PPP-2 and Naomi's scene withstanding (just digging in it now), I think Riley Shy took the cake in that flick. She's no Jenna (overall), but after a while, change is good & welcome.
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Posted - Nov 9 2006 : 8:43PM
Travis you just made me the happiest mutha fuckkka on ADT TONGIHT!!!!! The news of Jenna Haze finally doing an anal creampie if FUCKIN AWSOME! Now I would love to think my pushing for the idea of jenna doing anal creampie afew months back on ADT had something to do with it loll...but I am sure you guys had the idea in your minds urself ;) . I did talk to Jenna afew months back and she told me she was willing to do it for sure if the offer was good. Which is why I was going around ADT pushing for the idea lol. I guess Zero Tolerance recognizes Jenna's star power, and consistantly powerful performances and made the right offer!! Thanks for that ZT and Travis, and we just hope you guys get her to do a lot more anal creampies in future movies!! Btw, does she taste/drink some of it too or just pushes it out since it'll be her first time in movies?
Well, that's one good one to contract HIV. I can't believe talent really does that for a few extra bills. If you really like Jenna, maybe you should think twice about raving about such stuff.
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Posted - Nov 9 2006 : 9:09PM
Well then in that case, I would want her to stop doing porn all together STronker Let's be real, you got a whole bunch of people having sex every day with different people, mostly without condoms...swallowing cum, having anal sex, having vaginal sex, having oral sex. Most of that stuff is a good way of getting aids....but then again, so is going to a hospital and getting a used needle stuck inside you or getting stabbed by a sharp object/knife or... ah I can go on and on. I think we all get the picture ;-) In a perfect disease/HIV free world...there would be no porn! Let's just leave that idea in the lala land and let the nastiness and kinkiness of porn run wild!
OK. I won't burst your bubble. I'll leave that to reality. Tick ... tick ... tick ...
It certainly works for me as fantasy and as a reality between partners who are clean, but AIM's testing as it currently exists is not foolproof. See: Darren James, etc. And the only way anyone has contracted HIV in porn in recent times has been thru anal internal cumshots. I'm not saying it's a "bad thing" or that it's wrong to enjoy watching it, filming it or doing it, just that it's an unacceptable health risk. If you spend anytime with adult performers, you will learn a lot of gnarly details about what they go through on the physical side of things to curl your toes and turn your hair white. The "anal creampie controversy" is just the icing on the cake, as it were, but it's certainly the easiest thing to avoid with the most catastrophic risks. It's really disheartening that producers and fans clamor for it. But to each his own.
Edited by - skronker on 11/9/2006 9:17:39 PM
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Posted - Nov 9 2006 : 9:13PM
Like I said, stuff like this usually goes way over the heads of fanboys. The performer can do no wrong, especially if they follow what the fans want . No though of consequence actually goes into the act (by suggestive fans), only the drooling & foaming that it's done...ASAP...period!
I find it funnier that a single fan attempts to claim credit for the act taking place all together.
It is? Uh yeah...LET'S be real! I'll take what Skronker said more as gospel, because simply put, he's been around the block a few times. I suppose the whole premise of an AIM test goes over your head, too? Sure, it's not 100% failsafe, but it's something for the positive. Your logic is about as valid as my buddy who thinks that a Neopolitan "sperm" cocktail is just asking for VD.
What is your particular issue with anal creampies Skronker?
If performers get tested regularly and people are honest about things(I know sometimes this doesn't happen), isn't that the best way to prevent HIV (aside from using a condom)?
Not bustin' your balls at all, just curious about your perspective.
What about recent porn history are you unaware of? I'm not crusading. I'm just saying, take note.
When I was just in California, I heard about drunk performers without paperwork being thrown unpaid into group sex scenes ... and that's for a very major company. As it all turns out, the actress in question had been tested, and is very probably a self-destructive idiot, but it so easily could have not turned out that way if responsible performers had not insisted on some immediate clarity. (Hey this is definitely second-hand gossip so don't call me Luke Ford).
Also, just because someone has a clean test does not mean they are clean. Or else, so many performers would not be routinely sidelined with STDs.
Anyway, go back to your regular scheduled Jenna Haze Rip-Off thread.
I'm aware of most everything in recent porn history.
Forget it, I'm not gonna bother by the tone of your reply.
Cheers Axl
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Posted - Nov 9 2006 : 9:23PM
That's just it...
People aren't always honest about things, and I think it's ALOT more than a "sometimes" kind of thing. There are alot of very responsible girls in this industry, but there are equally as many bad apples who may not be so cautious & careful with their health.
And in the adult industry, their health is everyone elses in many, many instances. As shown by past outbreaks & epidemics, it brings the whole industry to a standstill over one potential display of carelessness...all in an attempt to slow-down any possible chance that the disease(s) have spread to others.
Edited by - Eric381 on 11/9/2006 9:27:48 PM
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Posted - Nov 9 2006 : 9:26PM
OK, you claim to know this...BUT, are you aware of the Darren James or Marc Wallace incidents?
The only person to blame for misunderstanding Skronker's reply is he who doesn't do the research that Skronk has already done. And getting offended by what you perceive as his tone of voice doesn't do your awareness any favors, either.
I'm not offended. And I am aware of the Lara Roxx scenario. I was here when all that unfolded. I may not have as many posts as some of you, but that doesn't mean I'm uninformed. I've bought porn for over 12 years.
I just feel that scolding anyone who enjoys watching an anal creampie isn't fair. You can't base it on this incident. Look at performers who contracted HIV before. Not all have contracted it through anal creampies. There may be a fair percentage, but my point is that it isn't the act that's the problem, it's people telling lies that is.
I respect you both a lot and I don't know you personally. You make good comments and points for discussion. I feel that I am too on this issue.
I just feel that addressing the real issue is what is more important than the sex act.
Axl
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Posted - Nov 9 2006 : 9:36PM
No, but ask yourself...how long as strict (well, what one can consider "strict") AIM testing been in place?
Thanks for the latter comment, I'm usually just a windbag and/or asshole, take your pick.
I'm pretty certain all the M-to-F transmissions occured that way. Where the dudes picked it up, I don't know.
Obviously, it's a very small percentage of incidents balanced against the volume of performers and scenes. But, also too, it's obvious that AIM's policies are inadequate to guarantee the safety of ALL performers every time. Anyway, just a note of consciousness-raising. That's all. Go back to your wanking and cranking.
All I am saying is, the porn stars who decide to do anal creampies for one reason or another...are MATURE ADULTS, who get paid large amount of money to do them. Therefore, there is no need to play "daddy" to them....as they have not asked for it, nor have the fans who enjoy seeing the particular act. If you really care about girls who make decisions as adults, and get paid for it.....then surely you should also care about the 18yr olds who decide to join the Army so they can pay for their college, and get shipped to go fight a war based on lies and greed of oil hungry billionaire texans who don't give a shit about them but do pay them to do so. In both cases, adults made decisions themselves and were not forced at any point to choose that path in life. As a matter of fact, girls in porn are abit older and do have a lot more opportunities to get out, then teenagers in the Military. You can get HIV from ANYTHING....not just anal creampies. It's almost like certain individuals on ADT have personal agendas for one reason or another against anal creampies, and try to demonize it at any given opportunity. It's a very popular fetish, and there are tons and TONS of fans who wanna see it...reflected by sales of such movies, and mature adults choose to do it themselves. There is no need to play "Daddy" to those who have not even asked for it. Thanks
If you ever read any forums below Star Crossed, you may have noticed that I strongly opposed the war in Iraq. Though the fact that you use the war to try and defend your argument in favor of risky porn behaviors is kind of hilarious. And strangely appropo, in some regards. Kudos to you!
If I was trying to demonize anything, I don't think I would use the rather neutral language and tone that I've used.
My personal agenda is that creampies are fucking hot. But since I'd rather see performers I like not have their lives compromised by unwanted and easily avoidable infection, I'm just saying that the act poses a risk of employment that seems unacceptable – in light of the facts and recent history. Obviously, legal adults will do what they choose. And you are free to enjoy that. But performers are not bullet proof.
Hey, people go on TV and get shot by nail guns. More power to them. At least, scars heal. But a retro-virus is forever.
What I'm sayin' ... And FWIW, I think "Internal Combustion" is a quality line ... and if AIM's testing standards and industry practices were proven to be more effective, I wouldn't offer this argument. There are some very ethical people in the business. There also are some people who really don't give a shit.
The answer is no. Testing is an after-the-fact protocol. It's the best way to contain the spread of HIV. It does nothing to prevent an individual getting it.
The best way to prevent HIV is to avoid risky behavior. Obviously, being a sex performer carries risk of contracting STD's. However, as Skronker has pointed out, every case of female-contracted HIV that we know of in the porn industry has been associated with an anal 'creampie.' I say there's a difference between taking risks and being stupid, and anal 'creampies' crosses that line.