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| Pontus Maximus Senior Member  Man of Steel, meet your match. 1346 Posts 9/02 |  Posted - Jan 31 2003 : 9:37PMFrom a dark and dank cave, in the dead of night, Master Sergeant Pontus Maximus surveys the battle scene with his night-vision binoculars. He takes a quick swig of bootleg bourbon from his canteen, and scribbles the following entries into his journal for his ongoing field report. Snippet: Snippet:[Sergeant Maximus dodges a stray bullet from a Federal prosecutor and resumes his journal entries.]Sergeant Maximus whispers to a wounded comrade: Captain Haze made the charge (without mentioning her name) that (1st) Lieutenant Catalina smokes crack. There is no evidence to support that charge and Colonel Max Hardcore, who knows Lieutenant Catalina well, asserts that there's no validity to that charge.Major General BisexualBritni insists that being a porn star is synonymous with being a hooker. Despite the similarities, I disagree. They're certainly not the same in the legal sense. Otherwise, porn would be outlawed and driven underground. (4-Star) General Bella Donna (back when she was a "green" [2nd] lieutenant) lifted the veil and showed the world some of the darker aspects to being a porn star. The fact that those darker aspects exist in the first place means that, if in fact the porn industry was set back two years, then it was the porn industry itself that did it. END. This episode brought to you by our sponsor: ~Pontus Maximus~ Jenna Haze/BisexualBritni posts courtesy of Luke Ford.
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| futureofporn Member 658 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jan 31 2003 : 10:45PM [Link] |
| BIGmike B-I-G-m-i-k-e 2335 Posts 3/01 | Posted - Jan 31 2003 : 10:53PM I found this as I was throwing out a bunch of stuff for my move. He seems like a real shitbag, exposing the real names of starlets who chose "fake" names to protect their identities. But since I don't know who he is, I can only go by this one article I found on him, which didn't paint a positive picture. ---BIGmike, over and out!--- [Link] |
| Saki At-Large 2087 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Jan 31 2003 : 10:56PM Is there any particular reason you're bringing this here? A lot of folks read Luke Ford, so why is it necessary to copy that here? I don't see how this is any different from the Jenna Jameson/anti-Jenna stuff that is locked on sight. Give me a good reason why this shouldn't be the case for this particular infantile flamewar. - Saki [Link] |
| Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01 | Posted - Jan 31 2003 : 11:00PM
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| DreamWeaver Member 288 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Jan 31 2003 : 11:09PM ...and J.Haze is right about one thing, taking years of ass to mouth attacks, and having someone urinate on/in your mouth will eventually takes it's toll. Of course, who is she to judge, we've all seen he suck on more than a few hershey dipped dicks. By the way, Anabolic/Diabolic (as well as some other reputable studios) need to stop casting Catalina, she's repulsive and not attractive in the least bit. Haze: "Catalina smokes crack and talks to herself in mirrors? ...Too funny Edited by - DreamWeaver on 1/31/2003 11:10:26 PM [Link] |
| Walter Burns Legendary Quoter IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02 | Posted - Jan 31 2003 : 11:15PM [Link] |
| Zatoichi Member Sunny California 414 Posts 1/01 | Posted - Jan 31 2003 : 11:26PM Just because Gene Ross is gone, doesn't mean we need to do his style of muckraking here at ADT. There are plenty of other places I could read this kind of crap online, assuming I wanted to. [Link] |
Bill  All-Star Member 5334 Posts 6/00 | Posted - Jan 31 2003 : 11:42PM [Link] |
| Pontus Maximus Senior Member Man of Steel, meet your match. 1346 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Jan 31 2003 : 11:42PM 1. It's all in fun, Saki. It's not meant to be offensive or controversial. It was put (I thought) in a charming, military style context that was meant to to be humorous, not negative or ugly. And BTW, Saki, I didn't even realize that those other threads had been locked until you pointed that out. My purpose was to be entertaining, not inflammatory. 2. Regarding cutting and pasting of stories/posts, etc., Saki, that's done continually throughout ADT by a wide assortment of ADT members (and moderators) from a wide variety of sources, both porn-related and non-porn-related. And in a great many of those instances, inflammatory or controversial information that was copied and pasted was not dressed in humor at all. Yet, no one came down on them threatening to lock the threads. 3. A LOT of people don't read www.lukeford.com, and many others (like BIGmike, for instance) don't even know that www.lukeford.com no longer has anything to do with Luke Ford the person, who has posted here at ADT recently under the name D.U.C. 4. While I'm certainly not trying to rat on her (I'm crazy about DB), but even dumblonde did a copy and paste from the same Jenna Haze post from www.lukeford.com in this thread. There was no threat of closing that thread. 5. I wasn't aware that ADT members were restricted from ever writing or posting information about a porn star that might happen to put them in a negative light. Especially when the information is their own words. Predominantly, my posts here at ADT are positive and supporting of porn stars. Even in my above post, my own comments regarding the porn stars mentioned are not derogatory toward any of them. Saki, quite frankly, I am very surprised that you would respond to my post in the way that you did. Pontus [Link] |
| Saki At-Large 2087 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Feb 1 2003 : 12:30AM - Saki [Link] |
| Drew Black broken crankshaft 8011 Posts 9/99 | Posted - Feb 1 2003 : 12:37AM While the intent of original post in this thread was humor, the quoted snippets would end up being an unintentional invite for some of the "soldiers" to take up camp in this neck of the woods. [Link] |
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