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EBastard
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636 Posts
3/06
Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 4:03AM
Yup folks straight from her MySpace page, and for anybody who gives a splooge-stain, my number 1 favorite pornstar, Jezebelle Bond...has retired. I can't tell you guys how hard it is to prevent myself from crying right now...

but ya know, I gotta admit, something told me...if I kept making bad jokes about Anna Nicole Smith yesterday...something horrible was bound to happen to me...looks like it has. And uh...this is gonna take some time to recover...

this kinda also makes me think about one Ms.Dana DeArmond...one of my new favorites...she's around the same age as Jez...kinda looks like her too...and she could probably like, wake up in the middle of the night and go, "yup, I'M DONE!"...oh dammit, I shouldn't think like that...but still, it could happen! *Quietly sobs*

Jesus titty-fucking, tap-dancing, Christ on a cracker singing background vocals for Nickelback...this year's gonna suck ass...but I still wish Jezebelle the best.

Now I'm gonna go get my load on.

Edited by - EBastard on Feb 9 2007


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ma meeshka
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 4:18AM
did she do anal?
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EBastard
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^The only one keeping it real.
636 Posts
3/06
Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 4:28AM
Sure did. She didn't like it all that much, but she did it for a few movies. The mere fact that she wasn't a big fan of it, but did it anyway made me love her that much more.

*Chugs on MGD*

Edited by - EBastard on 2/9/2007 4:29:03 AM

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Rayniac
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GER
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2/06
Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 9:28AM
Nooo.... bad news!


@EBastard: Me too!! IMO totally ok if they don't like it, but I LOVE THEM for at least trying :)

I especially liked her early stuff though... she was much hotter with the black hair. I guess she never changed it back after she started anal.. no?

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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 2:23PM
id just like to say.
i dont look like JB, and i dont look my age (27), because i dont take drugs.
ive met a lot of girls in the biz, including jezebelle bond who obviously use/abuse drugs/alcohol, and it shows in their skin, teeth, hair etc.

so excuse me, but im a little offended that you think i look anything like her
:(

and i am not leaving the industry.
especially not for some dude.
my boyfriend and i are very happily in love and are both pasionate about our careers in porn.

you dont have to worry about me.

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Le Duc de Blangis
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Ecce Lex
396 Posts
9/06
Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 2:37PM
like me.

I loved you in Girls Lie.
sweety and footy.


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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 2:54PM
thanks. girls lie is a masterpiece.

there will be many more vivid alt and dana dearmond movies coming in the future.

100% guarantee!

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EBastard
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 3:32PM
Dana, you have my sincere apologies...I in no way meant all that as an insult. I was just a little emotional, that's all (drinkin while typing...recipe for disaster). With all due respect to you Dana, and as much as I like your performances and appreciate you taking the time out to post here often, FOR ME, it's gonna be very hard for any star right now to fill the void she left...

if you don't mind me asking, did you and her meet and not really...I dunno...get along?

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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 3:48PM
nope.
i get along with everyone.
but she is one of those girls who doesnt take care of herself and it shows.
i dont like being compared to other people.
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EBastard
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^The only one keeping it real.
636 Posts
3/06
Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 4:05PM
We still cool?

I mean, come on, it's me! We've known each other for...ummm...uh...not very long...but ya know I didn't mean any harm!

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Janitor
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 4:24PM
EB - now God and Dana DeArmond hate you ;)
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DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 4:26PM
oh the wrath of dana dearmond!
you are in big trouble mister!

no but seriously, we're cool dude.
BFF! *huggles*

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Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 4:28PM
Dana, you a a goddess beyond measure.
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Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 4:29PM
Kissing ass is a good way to appease the goddesses, no?
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EBastard
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 4:30PM
*huggles right back at ya* Ya know what? Fuck that, I have been bad! Spank me, Mistress DeArmond!
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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 4:41PM
whose wrath do you think is worse...
the wrath of god?
the wrath of dana dearmond
or
the wrath of KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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EBastard
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636 Posts
3/06
Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 4:46PM
KHAN? When I get through with him, I shall leave him as Kirk left him once; BURIED ALLLLIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!

Now the wrath of God or the wrath of you...? Hmmm...i'd say that's a tie!

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DanaDeArmond
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2786 Posts
1/06
Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 5:01PM
WRONG! trick question... there is no god! ha!
i so totally got you!
hahahahahaha!
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Redish All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 5:04PM
I thought Lemmy was God, or is that Eric Clapton ... ?

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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 5:07PM
when i found out about that eric clapton song tears in heaven being about his dead baby i used to cry and cry every time i heard it.

"lemmy is god" is from the movie airheads. and that movie is quite bad.
i prefer the bill and ted movies.

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Redish All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 5:13PM
Perhaps from the movie, but he is God.

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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 5:52PM
lemmy is a gross moley racist fuck.
ewwwwwwww :(
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Redish All-Star Supporter
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Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 5:54PM
I keed, I keed ...

Not about Eric tho.

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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 5:58PM
i think eric clapton is probably a pretty good dude.
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ma meeshka
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 9:48PM
your straightedge leanings are turning me on...
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EBastard
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Posted - Feb 9 2007 : 10:34PM
Oh no you didn't...Airheads is where I just draw the line...that's it, I have officially declared shenanigans upon you.

And for the record, I thought Sandler said: "Man, Hendrix was God."? Because that part, regardless if it was a movie, IS TRUE.

He's racist? No way! How?
Speaking of which, I was just about to ask that question: How straight-edge are you, Dana? Pretty much no alcohol and drugs? Or is it more deeper than that?
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illmatic
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 6:45AM
I'm sure you guys are all so giddy talking to a porn star that you fail to see what's wrong here. First of all, holy overreacetion batman on dana's first post. And second, Dana, why do you feel the need to make yourself feel morally upstanding by shitting on others. I have no problem with people who call themselves straightedge, but taking the moral highground because of it is what irks me about some (not all) so called straightedgers. You're in a profession that deals with plenty of negative stereotypes from the holier-than-thou, and for you to display that same smug superiority for your personal life choices is equally wrong. I just feel that people who go on about their moral superiority to others must have some need to compensate.

Anyway this thread is about the wonderful Jezebelle Bond. I'll miss her even though she didn't do any IR, her m/f scenes always made me happy in my pants.

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Le Duc de Blangis
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Ecce Lex
396 Posts
9/06
Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 7:45AM
hey dana, just a question.

would you like to do a girl/girl scene for belladonna???
did she contact you???

because i think it could be Magic.


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eatmorechicken
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1/07
Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 8:11AM
I think that this is completely awesome that this post has turned into one about Dana.

Dana I think you are way hotter anyway - thanks for joining this forum. Look forward to learning more about you and your work.

EMC

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sir wankalot
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 9:19AM
Cassidey?

"and i am alt's sweetheart and i have only one visible tattoo, and its not something that looks like i got it in jail like that thing on cassidey's tit"

That's the second post you have said that. To be honest i think you do look about 27. Dana

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Barto
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10/06
Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 10:37AM
Not exactly a teen!
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Drop a load
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My leg hurts
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11/05
Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 11:55AM
she has done one already but it was only on Belladonna's website only about 2 years ago


I would like to see her and Bella go at it again

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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 1:34PM
i am not on any moral high horse.
what i do or dont do for that matter has nothing to do with morals.
im saying that jezebelle bond and i look nothing alike, and one of t he reasons why is because ive seen her and she is weathered.
im talking about science. drinking, smoking cigarettes, and taking drugs makes your skin look dull, wrinkley and older than if you dont do those things.

dont crawl up my ass, you dont know me.

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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 1:38PM
and there are no degrees of straightedge.
the movement is about personal choice and abstaining from drug use.
i dont drink, smoke, or take drugs.
i dont abuse prescription drugs, i try not to take any sort of pills unless its totally necessary. i had to take something for pain once because i was in the hospital with a kidney infection last summer :(
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Slonik
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1/07
Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 2:16PM
Unicorns can't drink, smoke or take drugs. It's much easier for you then for the ordinary mortals...
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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 2:19PM
god, THANK YOU.
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TheChimp
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 2:37PM
Well, my first post. After lurking for so long I feel all giddy inside.

On original topic, I never was a huge fan of JB, but whatever life has in store for her, I hope she does well.

Second, as far as drugs/alcohol/etc. are concerned, makeup can hide a lot. Harrison Ford was 47 during Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade, and I thought he looked much younger than that. You can't really judge by most of the photos you see. The only way to really tell (I think) would be to see both without makeup. It could be that Dana does look significantly younger in that comparison. Honestly, I don't care much either way, I just thought I'd throw that out there. As long as everyone's happy with the choices they've made in their lives, so be it.

As for the Wrath of God, we all know that God is an alien at the center of the universe beyond the great barrier surrounded by stone henge in a blue light and looks like Spock's brother Sybok.... duhh... :D

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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 2:40PM
makeup makes me look older.
i dont wear makeup very much in real life.
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skronker
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 6:16PM
I've seen both Dana and Lemmy in real life, and you can tell how much alcohol and drug abuse have aged Lemmy. And his wart.

Dana is a spring unicorn.

I don't really know from Jezebelle Bond.

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DanaDeArmond
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1/06
Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 6:20PM
finally steve dollar chimes in, talking a little sense into this thread.
lets lock this mofo.
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christianx
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 6:23PM
i dont want to get in the middle of this, but i wouldnt get on jezebelle's bad side. i have seen that girl do some wild shit. seriously, i am scared of her myself.
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ma meeshka
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 7:53PM
SCHWING!
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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 11:26PM
im not getting on anyones bad side.
im just saying i look nothing like her for several obvious reasons.
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ma meeshka
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 11:31PM
when a thread about some girl i've never heard of retiring gets more positive posts about dana dearmond than posts about mourning the loss of ______, i think it's clear to see what's what.
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Drop a load
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My leg hurts
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 11:42PM
I love Dana but she did kinda hijack the thread
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Harri Patel
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Posted - Feb 10 2007 : 11:43PM
Come on, he's 61. At least he doesn't look like an accountant now, like Peter Gabriel and Peter Frampton do.
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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 11 2007 : 12:58AM
its not like the thread didnt mention me in the very beginning and i just turned it all upside down and made it into a dana dearmond three ring circus.

GAH.

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OneLouder
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Posted - Feb 11 2007 : 1:00AM
Do you think stating that specific individuals are "abusing drugs/alcohol" is decent or professional?
You come across as a bit full of yourself, and I can't why that would be.

Edit; spelling

Edited by - OneLouder on 2/11/2007 3:51:27 PM

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DanaDeArmond
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Posted - Feb 11 2007 : 1:17AM
why do you people deny science for a chance to call me a bitch?
i am saying that is what this girl, who doesnt look anything like me, looks like to me. if you are getting information on this girl based on her myspace profile, it says right on there that she smokes.


ive had enough of this bullshit.

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JennaRulez2006
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Posted - Feb 11 2007 : 1:25AM
Damn I wonder what makes me look my age...never done drugs, drink on the occassion, seems only on a trip each year...3 times to Vegas last year...LOL...hmmm..I dunno. Some that do drugs and drink, smoke do look weathered but I know of a few people who do those things and you would not think they do.
As for me, still not sure what makes me look..well..older than i do? Or a bit weathered? LOL Will get back to you on that...unless Dana can help me out on this? She is right to an extent though.
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ma meeshka
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Posted - Feb 11 2007 : 1:48AM
i'll confine my dana-praise to the appropriate threads.
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