Jon, dude, you could've auctioned off your shorts and not had to do this. There's a huge amount of money to be made in the Brown Underground, and unwashed & nasty drives the bidders into a frenzy. From a porn star, it could go through the roof, I'm not kidding.
Here's the item description:
1991 Jon Dough, Brandy & Alexander, VCA Platinum Comes complete with Jon Dough Approved Certificate of Authenticity, Signed and Sealed by Yours Truly! You can't find this in stores or anywhere else. Imagine how much fun you can have when the chicks think you were the best supporting porn star for all of the year 1991! Put this in your living room, right on the mantle and pass it down to your grand-children. They will treasure this valuable piece of adult cinema history. What a converstation starter.
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