Don't ask me. I know nothing about this...Kami girl.

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Suckers 8:

Kami. Smoking. Mesh panties & bra. Solo fingering. Johnny Thrust.

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So, now that I officially have a Kami Andrews fixation (as opposed to a pending one) some questions for you:

Are you aware of Bob's Videos? He has a penchant for seducing the hottest women in porn into doing smoking videos for him. Penny Flame, Venus, Jamie Lynn, Serenity, Rebecca Lord and Taylor St. Claire are just a few of the luminous lights who have lit up for his productions. I'm on speaking terms with him so can alert him to your interest, if you indeed have any.

What is your brand? And don't forget to indicate if they're 100s or even 120s (sigh).

Have you ever put a long, brown More in your mouth?

Have you ever lit up two at the same time?

Have you ever rested your hand on a stranger's as he lit you up?

Smoky blowjobs. Ever adminstered one? Wanna try?

Do you admit to feeling naughty at any time in your life when you were smoking?

That's all for now, Kami. I can't wait to see and be Spent!

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Kimi Lixx,Julie Night,Tina Tyler and then everyone else.

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I am grateful to you for your suggestion, and that film is on my list. But, to be honest I'm on a Kami kick right now and was hopeful you'd provide a peek into your own affair with cigarettes. If the questions are too personal, I certainly understand. Nice to talk with you, either way!

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the adventures of michael ryan

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-- Bob

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"Guess Which Porn Star's Coming to Dinner?"

I envision it as a hybrid of sorts, combining the best elements of reality TV, What's My Line, Julia Child and Debbie Does Dinner.

Here's how it would work:

A mysterious pornstar would show up at the home of a willing porn stud. Let's call him "me" for argument's sake. She'd be wearing a mask to conceal her identity. I would be responsible for making her a nice home-cooked meal while simultaneously trying to figure out who she is. If I succeed I would have the freedom to make her my sex slave. But I would only be permitted 20 questions to do so, all of the yes-or-no variety. And here's the catch, anytime I asked a question during the evening it would count against the 20 I'm allowed, even if it were not germane to my mission. Examples include: "How do you do?" and "Won't you come in?" or "May I fill up your glass"? The suspense would be enormously palpable to the audience as I had to entertain this stranger while being careful not to blow my loaded questions.

Should I win, the next stage would be a bout of "Strip Clue", a still-developing concept involving the famous board game.

So, what do you think? Kind of sounds like fun, right? Every episode a different guest star, some fated to go home with a full stomach but sexually starved, others getting sufficiently porked.

If you reply with a list of culinary dos and don'ts, Kami, I'll be thinking of you every time the doorbell rings!

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