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Chico Wang
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Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 6:01PM
I was minding my own business, sniffing the pine, eating cheese, when I decided to check my voice messages. It was a message from Katja saying she's leaving for Europe tomorrow morning. I tried to call back but I suppose she's passed out.

Now I just want to take a moment to reminisce about Katja. When I think of Katja, I think of a big, perfect ass. I simply don't know of a better ass on an industry girl.

Her agent Spiegler ...

called me up hours before to tell me that Katja now thinks I'm a cool cat. Suddenly I was immersed with warm affections for my dear Katja.

The first time I shot her, I acted like an idiot. There was a German Film Crew behind me who brought the beers. Mind you, I was already half in the bag. And I kept drinking, barely able to stand up. Katja looked at me like I was insane, walking around with ripped boxers and my balls hanging, unloading beer farts stinking up the room trying to hold a camera. I kept directing her to tell me in German "Fuck My Ass Till You Smell Sauerkraut". She said in German instead, "This Fucking Moron Thinks Sauerkraut is sexy". She clowned me hard.

She said she would never work for me again for farting in her face. I was the most unprofessional person she's ever worked with.

The only consolation was that I was so severely drunk, I don't even remember shooting the scene. Thank god I was able to get a scene. It's in Un-Natural Sex #10.

Flash forward to about a couple of months ago.

I shot Katja for Sweet Cheeks #5. It was a whole nother Katja. The Americanization of Katja. Very business-like, yet with a sense of humor we all can appreciate. We dicked around, she was mellow and cool, and her scene was blistering. We actually went to the supermarket to look
for large fish we could belt on her oh-so-perfect ass. I figured everyone drips oil, milk, and syrup on a girl's ass, why can't I belt her ass with mackerel. Unfortunately, it was during a supermarket strike in
California and the local store's fish markets were vlosed. It just isn't as 'erotic' to throw sushi on a girl's ass.

Before the scene started, my Minion, who was shooting behind the scenes, started acting up so I made him wear Katja's bikini on the set. Needless to say, the bikini was never returned to Katja after it was stretched to epic proportions.


CLICK HERE FOR VIDEOKATJA'S STRETCHED BIKINI.

As we were waiting for Steve Holmes and John Strong to arrive for her Double Anal scene, we joked around even more for Behind The Scenes as we did the ever popular PUSSY CHALLENGE TEST.

CLICK HERE FOR VIDEOKATJA'S PUSSY CHALLENGE TEST.

All I can say about the scene is that Katja performed a flawless double anal and there was something else about her performance that I noticed. This time around, she was more comfortable expressing herself and got into the action like I've never seen her. She doesn't complain. She doesn't act like a prima donna like alot of her American counterparts. Katja is a consummate professional who comes out and does her job because she loves what she does. She is one outstanding whore. My only problem with Katja is that though she's from Germany, she doesn't drink
beer. What the fuck is that?

Katja, I hope you have a safe trip on, presumably, Luftansa and we'll see you when you get back.

Chico Wang
Diabolic Video Productions

Edited by - Chico Wang on Mar 3 2004

Topic Moved by - saki on Mar 3 2004

Steve Holmes
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Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 8:14PM
Chico my dear,

you rally are a sick fucker. What did you do again to your Minion?

Best regatds to you, your Minion and the whole Anabolic team.

Steve Holmes

nietzsche
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Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 8:36PM
Does this mean she's out of the business?
T.L.Tycoon
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Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 8:42PM
The Minion has no shame in his game.
Asmodeus
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az-mo-day-us
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Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 8:47PM
Jeeze Chico, I don't mind seeing Katja's sweet booty but please show a little mercy and keep your Minion out of camera range.
 
jbeachboy
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Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 9:11PM
hey is that fish story true?
cobalt60
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Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 9:13PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MINION!! I'M BLIND!!!

Mmmmm....Katja....inspired me to write lots of German for a couple of weeks here, to which she never fucking responded. Fuck that. We'll always have Rio, the sand on our feet, the wind in our hair, my (real) imaginary dick in her (real) imaginary ass. Such memories...

Shylock
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Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 9:19PM
nietzsche,

Don't worry, Katja will be back soon!


SHYLOCK
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Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 9:19PM
Shoulda come to Vegas, cobalt. You could have enjoyed Katja's ass up close and personal. WhooHoo!! (Of course, getting Steve Holmes out of the way was simply impossible. Whatever was he thinking? )
Uncle Leroy
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Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 10:57PM
yes, thank god she's coming back.....thought we were gonna lose another beauty
Darth-Morpheous
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Posted - Mar 3 2004 : 11:36PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'm going to miss Katja. No, I'm really gong to miss Katja's ass.

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Chico Wang
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Posted - Mar 4 2004 : 1:28AM
Thanks Steve. Much luck to you. My minion is in hot water for being such a fuckup.

Actually, I saw Lex Drill today who wants to say hi too. Where else but the Kabuki.

When I get to Budapest next month, we will get hammered if you're around. And no, I'm not bringing the Minion along either.

Chico

Chico Wang
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Posted - Mar 4 2004 : 1:31AM
The fish story is true.

I shot Dana Vespoli the next day and we went into a Vietnamese fish market and, being the equal opportunist, I let her pick her own fish to wack her own ass with. She chose Tilapia, white fish, mackerel, and some bizarre grouper looking fish. When she wacked her own ass with them, I practically got wood looking at her jiggling ass splotched in fish drool.

Incidentally, this fish market wasn't so good. All the fish we bought had glaucoma.

I believe Steve Holmes happily grabbed a fish and rubbed in on Dana. The scene will be in the Behind The Scenes DVD Extras of Sweet Cheeks #5.

Chico

Goofyfoot
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186 Posts
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Posted - Mar 4 2004 : 1:48AM
KATJA'S STRETCHED BIKINI video is sooooo wrong. The Minion shouldn't be seen without a shirt on. One word for you, WAX!!!!!
ChrisSnow
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Posted - Mar 4 2004 : 10:10AM
You have shot 2 dap's with Katja Kassin?
I've only seen the one in Un-natural sex 10.
By the way the bonus stuff with Katja on that one was hilarious. So cool that you put it on the DVD.
 
XXXXXXXX
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Posted - Mar 4 2004 : 10:34AM
i should visit Katja next time i come near Leipzig and hand her over
this old hunting rifle i hide downstairs.

so her next visit in the states starts with a B-A-N-G!
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"i may be a cruel and nasty bitch, but i'm damm good at it!!"
-=Heartless Bitches International=-

Edited by - x-ray on 3/4/2004 10:45:41 AM

Ramsey
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Posted - Mar 4 2004 : 3:42PM
I wish John Thompson would cast Katja in his 666/GGG movies when she gets back to Germany. She would be the perfect replacement for Betty.
jbeachboy
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Posted - Mar 4 2004 : 4:20PM
yeah katja is going to be the next big star if she already isnt
shameless
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Posted - Mar 4 2004 : 4:33PM
*Mutt*
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Posted - Mar 4 2004 : 11:55PM

does the Minion know there is now Nair for Men or in his culture, whatever culture that is, is that supposed to be hot?

smacking a naked chick on the ass with a mackerel .... what would people do without the Howard Stern show for 'inspiration'?


secluded Observer
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Posted - Mar 5 2004 : 9:03AM
And thousands of people saw this later on German TV...
ckh189
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Posted - Mar 5 2004 : 2:56PM

The fish story is true.

I shot Dana Vespoli the next day and we went into a Vietnamese fish market and, being the equal opportunist, I let her pick her own fish to wack her own ass with. She chose Tilapia, white fish, mackerel, and some bizarre grouper looking fish. When she wacked her own ass with them, I practically got wood looking at her jiggling ass splotched in fish drool.

Howard Stern fan, are ya?

Edited by - ckh189 on 3/5/2004 2:56:28 PM

Chico Wang
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Posted - Mar 5 2004 : 3:08PM
Chico Wang
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Posted - Mar 5 2004 : 3:08PM
It was very embarrassing from what I hear.
KatjaKassin
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Posted - Mar 5 2004 : 3:47PM
Hi everybody!

First of all I have to admit that it took me some time to get Chico's sick sense of humor. Chico never forced this 40 year old adult to put on my bikini - this guy did it on his own free will. He could have walked out the door right away yelling "f*ck you" but he did't...

I got your voice mail in Atlanta, Chico, but I had to get into the plane to Frankfurt. I went by Delta Airlines this time... but nothing happend to me, I had a great time on board next to this old, nervous and claustrophian woman.

I see you soon - I'm not retired or anything just back to Germany for a little while (which sucks because it is very cold right now)

Katja

 
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Posted - Mar 5 2004 : 5:06PM
Hi, Katja. I'm sure you'll have plenty of volunteers to warm you up.
T.L.Tycoon
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Posted - Mar 5 2004 : 5:11PM
The Anabolic Minion is 40?!! I really thought he was just a 22yr. old College student!
secluded Observer
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Posted - Mar 5 2004 : 5:15PM
Well yes, the viewers probably didn't like you that much afterwards but I think your name wasn't even mentioned. So only insiders knew...
On the other hand you (and Katja) gave permission to film backstage of that shoot (which I heard is a problem for TV-teams in San Fernando). This was an interesting moment. Thanks for allowing that!
Chico Wang
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Posted - Mar 5 2004 : 6:27PM
If they bring the beer, they're welcome to stay. I usually stay out of camera range but I was so drunk that night I didn't care. I'm just thankful it never aired in America.

Chico

PS The Minion is 24 years old, acts like he's 12, and has a life expectancy of a 40 year old. With his sheer tonnage, I'm sure coronary blockage has already begun.

Chico Wang
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Posted - Mar 7 2004 : 3:37AM
She performs DAP in the next Sweet Cheeks. I think the DAP was nearly endless from what I remember. Katja has an ass with a seemingly neverending colon. She's awesome.

Chico

jbeachboy
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Posted - Mar 8 2004 : 5:06PM
what does a minion do all day?

hey katja, do german men try to hook up with you

secluded Observer
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Posted - Mar 8 2004 : 6:11PM
In a tv-report Katja told us that some people that she worked with over here were not as obsessed with her body as some of you seem to be and those people stated that very clearly... not very charming. That's why it's nice to hear that she is so well recieved by fans in the rest of the world...
scipio
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Posted - Mar 8 2004 : 11:20PM
Apparently she also does a DAP in "The Pussy is not Enough 2" from PXP by either Holmes or Fererra (or both?).

cheers,

scipio

Chico Wang
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Posted - Mar 9 2004 : 3:26AM
The minion doth doeth whatever I tell him to doth doeth. After all, a minion must follow three directives:

(1) He does whatever I tell him to do.

(2) He cannot think nor have an opinion.

(3) And he takes the blame for everything.

Such is the essence of a minion.

KatjaKassin
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Posted - Mar 9 2004 : 1:11PM
I don't know I think I have bad luck with guys in my country. It barely ever happend to me here that someone asks me to go out with him or something. In the US I could have free dinner twice each day if I wanted (smile)...

Chico: I heard you went out bowling with the spieglergirls gang - without me... It made me unbelieveable sad :-(

"The pussy is not enough" is a project by both Manuel Ferrara and Steve Holmes.

Katja

 
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Posted - Mar 9 2004 : 1:17PM
I think we have better taste in the US.

jbeachboy
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Posted - Mar 9 2004 : 9:07PM
hey katja, how come guys you get dinner twice here but nothing in germany with the men
secluded Observer
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Mr. Peter
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Posted - Mar 20 2004 : 7:23AM
Dont worry, if you will ever go in the Czech, I will give you at least three times free dinner each day because you are beautiful with perfect slavic styled body like we like.
BSD
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Posted - Mar 20 2004 : 9:28AM
KATJA -

Free dinner? Twice a day?

Darling, you can have my PAYCHECK. FOREVER!

(Hell, I think you may be getting it now anyway, through all my Excalibur Films purchases. Between you and Olivia O'Lovely, I don't have any money left. If you two don't stop working, I may end up in the poorhouse. Smile!)

BSD

And on the Seventh Day God made Katja Kassin. And then rested. For about a month.

Edited by - BSD on 3/20/2004 9:30:58 AM

shameless
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Posted - Mar 20 2004 : 9:45AM
very interesting. thanks a lot.

Now one thing I read disappoints me: Katja says she was going to the movies a bit outside of Leipzig and she was recognized - even though she was without make-up and wearing tennis shoes.

Tennis shoes??!! I do remember clearly to have read in another interview about a year ago, that she owns only high heels . I´m very disappointed to read about such additions to Katjas garderobe.

Is this the influence of American culture and your recent US-trips, Katja?


Edited by - Shameless on 3/20/2004 9:46:18 AM

ChrisSnow
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Posted - Mar 20 2004 : 5:23PM
Thanks Chico, I'll keep my eyes open for sweet cheeks 4. Any idea when it'll be released?

You have fans in Denmark too Katja.

jbeachboy
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Posted - Mar 20 2004 : 9:32PM
katja kassin is a babe, whats your take on that tatoo on her shoulder, i prefer no tatoos, i think they cover the beautiful body. this woman has an amazing booty, she has got to be the number one euro star right now
KatjaKassin
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Posted - Mar 22 2004 : 6:27AM
Yes it is!

I just need some time off and I cannot walk around in fishnets and high heels all the time. I know that guys like all the shiny stripper clothes and thigh high boots. I am in love with it, too. It is nice to feel like a super sex queen with fake eye lashes and big hair but this is still only a role. I prefer to be myself sometimes. And I am convinced that at some point of my life I'll meet a person that likes me for what I really am and who will love me in socks and my robe in the morning.

Katja

shameless
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Posted - Mar 22 2004 : 8:05AM
This is a very good answer, Katja. Thank you!

I was hoping you are wearing high heels all the time, to tell you the truth. I like that in porn films and in real life. Moscow girls are certainly more into that dolled-up look than German or American girls. This is one more reason I prefer to stay here.

But I get your point. Be like you are...and fulfil our phanatsies on job only.

Edited by - Shameless on 3/25/2004 10:01:46 AM

jbeachboy
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Posted - Mar 25 2004 : 3:51PM
i will tell u that i would love u for your socks and robe in the morning as any sane straight man would! the problem is they would have to meet u
wire
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Posted - Mar 31 2004 : 1:43AM
American guys like both really. It is sexy seeing girls in a variety of cloths. Maybe they could show more girls in white Keds or something :-)

For Katja I'll overlook my no tattoo rule.

wire
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Posted - Mar 31 2004 : 2:29AM
Katja, who are your favorite authors?

It says on your bio that you study literature. Some of us like to fantasize that beautiful women are also smart and interesting :-)

jbeachboy
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Posted - Mar 31 2004 : 2:54AM
hey katja, do u like america or germany better and why
KatjaKassin
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Posted - Mar 31 2004 : 6:31AM
My favourite authors are Franz Kafka and Max Frisch (homo faber)

I really like America: I love vallet parking, the parmarcy is open 24hrs and at the grocerie store people put your stuff in plastic bags for you which are even free

But I also enjoy going back to Europe from time to time to see my friends and my family. I mentioned before what I don't like about Germany: rules are not instuments of regulation anymore they became what people live for...

Katja

jbeachboy
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Posted - Apr 2 2004 : 3:05PM
do more men try to pick u up here in america or germany. which men do u like better
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