I was minding my own business, sniffing the pine, eating cheese, when I decided to check my voice messages. It was a message from Katja saying she's leaving for Europe tomorrow morning. I tried to call back but I suppose she's passed out.
Now I just want to take a moment to reminisce about Katja. When I think of Katja, I think of a big, perfect ass. I simply don't know of a better ass on an industry girl.
Her agent Spiegler ...
called me up hours before to tell me that Katja now thinks I'm a cool cat. Suddenly I was immersed with warm affections for my dear Katja.
The first time I shot her, I acted like an idiot. There was a German Film Crew behind me who brought the beers. Mind you, I was already half in the bag. And I kept drinking, barely able to stand up. Katja looked at me like I was insane, walking around with ripped boxers and my balls hanging, unloading beer farts stinking up the room trying to hold a camera. I kept directing her to tell me in German "Fuck My Ass Till You Smell Sauerkraut". She said in German instead, "This Fucking Moron Thinks Sauerkraut is sexy". She clowned me hard.
She said she would never work for me again for farting in her face. I was the most unprofessional person she's ever worked with.
The only consolation was that I was so severely drunk, I don't even remember shooting the scene. Thank god I was able to get a scene. It's in Un-Natural Sex #10.
Flash forward to about a couple of months ago.
I shot Katja for Sweet Cheeks #5. It was a whole nother Katja. The Americanization of Katja. Very business-like, yet with a sense of humor we all can appreciate. We dicked around, she was mellow and cool, and her scene was blistering. We actually went to the supermarket to look for large fish we could belt on her oh-so-perfect ass. I figured everyone drips oil, milk, and syrup on a girl's ass, why can't I belt her ass with mackerel. Unfortunately, it was during a supermarket strike in California and the local store's fish markets were vlosed. It just isn't as 'erotic' to throw sushi on a girl's ass.
Before the scene started, my Minion, who was shooting behind the scenes, started acting up so I made him wear Katja's bikini on the set. Needless to say, the bikini was never returned to Katja after it was stretched to epic proportions.
As we were waiting for Steve Holmes and John Strong to arrive for her Double Anal scene, we joked around even more for Behind The Scenes as we did the ever popular PUSSY CHALLENGE TEST.
All I can say about the scene is that Katja performed a flawless double anal and there was something else about her performance that I noticed. This time around, she was more comfortable expressing herself and got into the action like I've never seen her. She doesn't complain. She doesn't act like a prima donna like alot of her American counterparts. Katja is a consummate professional who comes out and does her job because she loves what she does. She is one outstanding whore. My only problem with Katja is that though she's from Germany, she doesn't drink beer. What the fuck is that?
Katja, I hope you have a safe trip on, presumably, Luftansa and we'll see you when you get back.
Mmmmm....Katja....inspired me to write lots of German for a couple of weeks here, to which she never fucking responded. Fuck that. We'll always have Rio, the sand on our feet, the wind in our hair, my (real) imaginary dick in her (real) imaginary ass. Such memories...
Shoulda come to Vegas, cobalt. You could have enjoyed Katja's ass up close and personal. WhooHoo!! (Of course, getting Steve Holmes out of the way was simply impossible. Whatever was he thinking? )
I shot Dana Vespoli the next day and we went into a Vietnamese fish market and, being the equal opportunist, I let her pick her own fish to wack her own ass with. She chose Tilapia, white fish, mackerel, and some bizarre grouper looking fish. When she wacked her own ass with them, I practically got wood looking at her jiggling ass splotched in fish drool.
Incidentally, this fish market wasn't so good. All the fish we bought had glaucoma.
I believe Steve Holmes happily grabbed a fish and rubbed in on Dana. The scene will be in the Behind The Scenes DVD Extras of Sweet Cheeks #5.
You have shot 2 dap's with Katja Kassin? I've only seen the one in Un-natural sex 10. By the way the bonus stuff with Katja on that one was hilarious. So cool that you put it on the DVD.
I shot Dana Vespoli the next day and we went into a Vietnamese fish market and, being the equal opportunist, I let her pick her own fish to wack her own ass with. She chose Tilapia, white fish, mackerel, and some bizarre grouper looking fish. When she wacked her own ass with them, I practically got wood looking at her jiggling ass splotched in fish drool.
First of all I have to admit that it took me some time to get Chico's sick sense of humor. Chico never forced this 40 year old adult to put on my bikini - this guy did it on his own free will. He could have walked out the door right away yelling "f*ck you" but he did't...
I got your voice mail in Atlanta, Chico, but I had to get into the plane to Frankfurt. I went by Delta Airlines this time... but nothing happend to me, I had a great time on board next to this old, nervous and claustrophian woman.
I see you soon - I'm not retired or anything just back to Germany for a little while (which sucks because it is very cold right now)
Well yes, the viewers probably didn't like you that much afterwards but I think your name wasn't even mentioned. So only insiders knew... On the other hand you (and Katja) gave permission to film backstage of that shoot (which I heard is a problem for TV-teams in San Fernando). This was an interesting moment. Thanks for allowing that!
If they bring the beer, they're welcome to stay. I usually stay out of camera range but I was so drunk that night I didn't care. I'm just thankful it never aired in America.
Chico
PS The Minion is 24 years old, acts like he's 12, and has a life expectancy of a 40 year old. With his sheer tonnage, I'm sure coronary blockage has already begun.
She performs DAP in the next Sweet Cheeks. I think the DAP was nearly endless from what I remember. Katja has an ass with a seemingly neverending colon. She's awesome.
In a tv-report Katja told us that some people that she worked with over here were not as obsessed with her body as some of you seem to be and those people stated that very clearly... not very charming. That's why it's nice to hear that she is so well recieved by fans in the rest of the world...
I don't know I think I have bad luck with guys in my country. It barely ever happend to me here that someone asks me to go out with him or something. In the US I could have free dinner twice each day if I wanted (smile)...
Chico: I heard you went out bowling with the spieglergirls gang - without me... It made me unbelieveable sad :-(
"The pussy is not enough" is a project by both Manuel Ferrara and Steve Holmes.
Dont worry, if you will ever go in the Czech, I will give you at least three times free dinner each day because you are beautiful with perfect slavic styled body like we like.
(Hell, I think you may be getting it now anyway, through all my Excalibur Films purchases. Between you and Olivia O'Lovely, I don't have any money left. If you two don't stop working, I may end up in the poorhouse. Smile!)
BSD
And on the Seventh Day God made Katja Kassin. And then rested. For about a month.
Edited by - BSD on 3/20/2004 9:30:58 AM
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Posted - Mar 20 2004 : 9:45AM
very interesting. thanks a lot.
Now one thing I read disappoints me: Katja says she was going to the movies a bit outside of Leipzig and she was recognized - even though she was without make-up and wearing tennis shoes.
Tennis shoes??!! I do remember clearly to have read in another interview about a year ago, that she owns only high heels . I´m very disappointed to read about such additions to Katjas garderobe.
Is this the influence of American culture and your recent US-trips, Katja?
Thanks Chico, I'll keep my eyes open for sweet cheeks 4. Any idea when it'll be released?
You have fans in Denmark too Katja.
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Posted - Mar 20 2004 : 9:32PM
katja kassin is a babe, whats your take on that tatoo on her shoulder, i prefer no tatoos, i think they cover the beautiful body. this woman has an amazing booty, she has got to be the number one euro star right now
I just need some time off and I cannot walk around in fishnets and high heels all the time. I know that guys like all the shiny stripper clothes and thigh high boots. I am in love with it, too. It is nice to feel like a super sex queen with fake eye lashes and big hair but this is still only a role. I prefer to be myself sometimes. And I am convinced that at some point of my life I'll meet a person that likes me for what I really am and who will love me in socks and my robe in the morning.
Katja
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Posted - Mar 22 2004 : 8:05AM
This is a very good answer, Katja. Thank you!
I was hoping you are wearing high heels all the time, to tell you the truth. I like that in porn films and in real life. Moscow girls are certainly more into that dolled-up look than German or American girls. This is one more reason I prefer to stay here.
But I get your point. Be like you are...and fulfil our phanatsies on job only.
Edited by - Shameless on 3/25/2004 10:01:46 AM
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Posted - Mar 25 2004 : 3:51PM
i will tell u that i would love u for your socks and robe in the morning as any sane straight man would! the problem is they would have to meet u
My favourite authors are Franz Kafka and Max Frisch (homo faber)
I really like America: I love vallet parking, the parmarcy is open 24hrs and at the grocerie store people put your stuff in plastic bags for you which are even free
But I also enjoy going back to Europe from time to time to see my friends and my family. I mentioned before what I don't like about Germany: rules are not instuments of regulation anymore they became what people live for...
Katja
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Posted - Apr 2 2004 : 3:05PM
do more men try to pick u up here in america or germany. which men do u like better