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| monkey power Member  Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 |  Posted - Mar 18 2014 : 5:23PMAt the time, I was jerking off. But now that some years have passed, I'm ready to ask the question. Anyone know what the story is with Kim's ass tattoo proclaiming "Bianca" ??? Kim? Anyone? I was thinking it might have been the name of her daughter or a family member who was lost before their time, or the name of a fondly remembered lesbian hookup from her past, or maybe if she was really dazed and confused in her youth it may have been her own name put there on her ass as a reminder in case she ever temporarily forgot her own ID. But these are just theories. [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Apr 2 2014 : 3:50AM [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Feb 27 2015 : 3:44PM [Link] |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Aug 27 2015 : 6:22PM Another year has passed, a year filled with asses spitting out half-melted sticks of butter. My oh my that's becoming a more common thing than you'd have thought. LIke, if I'd asked you five years ago how many sticks of butter you expected to see dribble out of someone's ass this decade, you'd probably have answered in the 0-5 range, right? Well guess again, Leon! Yes, asses open themselves up to our daily gape inspection as if most of them have nothing to hide, and yet the Kim Chambers butt tattoo issue remains unsolved. Rarely does an ass speak, aside from farting, and then lo and behold Kim's ass spake unto me and it said, "Bianca." Then silence. Forevermore. (I'm providing this background information so you can see where I'm coming from on this. For those who are new to this topic, this basically brings you up to speed on where things stand with the investigation.) Sometimes, as I make waffles deep in the night, I speak of Kim's ass aloud using Martin Luther King Jr.'s cadence from the famous I Have A Dream speech. If hearing me speak these words in the voice of Mr. King helps you to see the importance of my ongoing mission here, then I encourage you to do so. If however you find that idea offensive then you should immediately stop hearing his voice speaking these words and shift to hearing some other voice you don't find offensive, such as the sweet yet tart Sharon Osborne from the CBS talkshow The Talk. Well, it seems that with some things in life it's the question that sustains us, not the answer. And so we go forward into the great unkown unafraid, into the dawn of new possibilities. And with us we carry our dreams and our unbeaten ambitions for a brighter tomorrow----a day that will not only come, but come hard, just as Kim herself would often make a show of coming hard in the face of adversity, or sometimes in the face of T.T. Boy or that other male talent who fell under the sway of her ass and they became a couple. I wish her well. The bigness of her hair still astounds me to this day. She would really work a dick over, too, you know? And that's back in the day before gonzo, when it was shocking to see aggressive hip swivel action like that. Good times. Strong performer. Yet her choice of tattoo makes me curious, as you may have noticed. (Not bi-curous. Just regular curious. This ass tat is a perfectly normal thing to be curious about for years, as I'm sure you'd agree. Yes. Nothing odd going on here, surely.) Much like Optimus Prime at the end of a Michael Bay film that just made you cry a little bit even though you'd never ever admit it, I would now like to take this opportunity to call out to all the Autobutts who might be listening out there in the internet's starry skies. All of you Buttmasters and AssLords and tattoo lovers, hear me now, for I am here on Earth, waiting to hear the tale of Kim's tail. [Link] |
| StevenWelch Senior Member I love Tory Lane! 3615 Posts 12/12 | Posted - Aug 27 2015 : 7:02PM [Link] |
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