On June 30th, Kinzie mentioned that she a SECRET! Anyone wanna guess what it is? Maybe she'll do her first anal scene! Or squirt scene! Maybe she learned the art of potty-training puppies. :)
Here's the link to her journal. Porn's not the same without Kinzie!
Kinzie, "soon enough" isn't soon enough! Okay, I will try to be patient, but it's hard. Huhuhuhuh, I said "hard." (See what you do to me, Kinzie?) Wolf
I'm going to refrain from throwing out any guesses as to what the surprise is. This is admittedly somewhat different, but how many of us guessed what Taryn Thomas' "big surprise" was? If Kinzie says it's worth the wait I look forward to finding out.
I wish I were intelligent so I could think of something clever and funny to say like those before me. Let me see: it's my duty to be pleased while watching Kinzie's booty.
Actually, that has nothing to do with anything. Damn you Shaft! Wait. That sounded wrong (now I'm reverting to dick jokes? That's it. I'm outa here)
- She's going to get a boob job? - Tiana Lynn and Kinzie are dating and are going to get blessed? - The Violation of Kinzie Kenner is going to be her first anal scenes?
I doubt her real name is Kinzie Kenner. I think that is just her porn name.
Here are my suggestions of what the secret could be:
- Kinzie gets herself a boob job (HELL NO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!) - Kinzie does an anal scene on camera (HELL YEAH!) - Kinzie is pregnant (uhmmm, now that would be a special surprise) - Kinzie went for a shooting at fuckingmachines.com (I'd like that!) - Kinzie is one of the next Playboy Centerfolds (now would that be great for all of us?) - Kinzie has been officially crowned "Miss Ass America 2005" (don't know if there is a title like that, but Kinzie would definitely deserve it) - Kinzie recently started her own career as a country-music singer with her debut single "A Cowgirl in Pornland" (*g* btw...Kinzie, can you sing?)
I stop now before my ideas get even more stupid than the last one *lol*
* Kinzie is leaving the industry to become a waitress? * Kinzie is getting married, and will only do girl/girl? * Kinzie is going to finish high school? * Kinzie is running for public office? * Kinzie is going to take it in the ass like everyone else in the world already does? (No, that wouldn't be news-worthy) * Kinzie is getting her asshole re-bleached? * Kinzie is going to do Max Hardcore? * Kinzie is going to celebrate her 21st birthday with Tiana? (That has already been discussed, I think). * Kinzie is just trying to stir up publicity?
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Jul 8 2005 : 2:07PM
Kinzie is one of a pair of identical twins. She has finally persuaded her camera-shy sibling to lose her porn cherry in the new release TWIN ASS GODDESSES. That's double the Kenner ass for Tiana to savour!
Kinzie is also actually a lawyer for the Justice Department who went deep undercover to investigate taxation irregularities in the porn industry. She's about to shut the whole business down!
Guybrush Threepwood wrote: Here are my suggestions of what the secret could be:
- Kinzie went for a shooting at fuckingmachines.com (I'd like that!) - Kinzie recently started her own career as a country-music singer with her debut single "A Cowgirl in Pornland" (*g* btw...Kinzie, can you sing?)
------------------------------------------------------- *i've done a shoot for cumbots.com and fuckingmachines.com also perfectslave.com :o) it rocked!
*i'm no country music singer..but i've had lots of dance training...
*threesomebody - running for office would be interesting..and my asshole will never be touched by bleach lol
*Codybangs- look what you started silly! (i didnt know people actually ready my journal, haha)
Its nothing THAT crazy (is it Tiana?)..maybe she can help me out here, shes good at suttle hints :o)
Kinzie, Your diary is a lot of fun! Sorry to hear about the missing scene from "She Swallows." I just caught Barely Legal Corrupted, loved the dirty talk and the swallow at the end. In your latest entry, you have great things to say about the people at Wicked. Could the secret be it's contract time?
Thanks so much Nipfan, i'm glad you enjoyed that movie! i had a lot of fun making it, and i am also glad you like to read my journal!, its nice to give people a little glimpse of what goes on here and there :o)
I do love shooting for wicked, they are totally amazing and really know how to make women feel very beautifull and sexy...although a contract is not my "secret" at this time..i wouldnt mind it being so someday!.
Also i'm still trying to figure out what is up with the missing scene for hustler.
Thanks again hunny!
xoxo-kinzie
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1066 Posts 5/04
Posted - Jul 8 2005 : 7:25PM
OK Kinzie,
I think it's time everybody finds out the secret....
Kinzie is carrying my love child! The conception happened the Saturday of Erotica LA. She was looking SO fine in that outfit she wore that Saturday. She asked me to escort her to the ladies room. Who was I to say no? So I did. I stopped at the entrance, but Kinzie said "no AC, come in and stand by the stall". I was very nervous, but agreed. The next thing I know Kinzie is pulling me in the stall with her. At first I was like "OMG!, I'm being molested!", but it doesn't take long for Kinzie to get a man's juices flowing. After that it was on! So YES, Kinzie & I had convention public restroom sex and from this she is pregnant.
I know this child is gonna be a Potty Mouth! Good thing Chef Jeff is gonna step up and be daddy to the little heathen.
If it was me it would've been triplets...I throw a large wad.
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1066 Posts 5/04
Posted - Jul 8 2005 : 8:19PM
Well,
I had planned to name my first born girl Sarah(in honor of somebody), so Sarah and Farrah for twin girls might have been nice. I've changed my mind about that though. How about Cindi(In honor of Cindi Loftus) and Mindi for twin girls? If you have twin boys you better name them because I'm gonna be a deadbeat dad. I don't want 2 boys ever.
A surprise, maybe Kinzie is skipping anal and DP and going straight for DAP. Now that would be a surprise as I don't know of any porn actress who has done a DAP as her first anal experience
Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04
Posted - Jul 9 2005 : 9:23PM
Kinzie sent pictures of herself to Gauge, and now Gauge is coming back to porn to fuck Kinzie? Please say yes... (No, that's not too crazy. I heard of dead people coming back to life to fuck Kinzie...)
Fondling peaches, eating lychees makes me reach the state where Neech is.
Oh my god you guys are so fucking hilarious. Thank you! Just what I've needed after weeks of looking at dead bodies.
The one I think you all left out is Kinzie Kenner does an interracial DOUBLE anal with Sean Michaels and Mandingo... he he he. O h and I forgot to add the Double ATM.