1st movie:
It is set in a restaurant where sexual acts are the only thing on the menu. In 1 scene a woman orders a salad with semen salad dressing and the dressing is delievered on top of the salad by a masturbating waiter. Later, this woman (who is supposedly famous) is asked if she can give head to this guy and she does. But, when he is about to cum, he asks her if he can cum in her mouth. At that point she stops and tells him "if you have to ask then the answer is no."

Another humorous scene from this movie has a guy doing a chick standing up against a wall, and someone asks him his name and he says "Harvey...The Wallbanger"

Does anyone remember this movie?

2nd movie:
The movie begins with a dictionary definiton of "Perversion."
Ever sex scene is of a different perversion. About the only one I remember is a midget guy screws a full sized woman.
I believe there was also a scene where a chick is giving a guy a blowjob in a closet.

I would think this movie is called "perversion," but I have been unable to locate a copy.

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