So I came from a relationship where she would tell me when she did and did not get off, and why for that matter. It got me thinking....... Ladies what are some of the annoying things guys do that just kill your mojo? I'm sure there will be disagreements, but I want to hear from someone other than my ex, lol.
Edit: To clarify, this is for women who engage in sexual acts with the intention of climaxing. Like you thought you would, but when you started the other person just did stuff that turned you off. Like slapping your ass too hard, skid marks in underwear, etc. The stuff that shows up right before sex or during sex. Edited by - curiousbandit22 on Nov 7 2009
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Posted - Nov 4 2009 : 10:02PM
Skid marks on the briefs might be high on the list.
Friends - "Not climax."? That pretty much constitutes success in my love life. I've had women go exclusively gay when I got done with them. Hell, I've had a couple of them completely turn away from sex altogether after my deft ministerings. Not climax means I might get another chance. *Sigh* BSD
Hmmm... -poorly groomed fingernails/unwashed hands -bad breath/unbrushed tongue -saying dumb things during sex (I once had a guy say 'you're really chokin it down eh?') -not enough foreplay -no 'flow' or 'buildup' to the sex, sort of all over the place
I guess butthole breath is definitely a party pooper, then?That works for me. I haven't had any for at least 10 years. I'm all yours!Martha isn't another girl. She's my other personality. I switch back and forth.That's not a problem.I'm guessing that if I absolutely have to go, you'd prefer that I get off you first?Promise?
In all seriousness, I could eat pussy for hours if my mouth didn't get tired or if I could keep myself from getting so turned on by it I'd climax myself. I don't understand why more men don't love to eat pussy. I honestly find it better than intercourse.
^ I have to say my love for eating pussy is kind of selfish even though it may not at first glance seem so. Yeah. I like to see women get off but my main motivation is I just like to get my face up in a woman's pussy and drink her tangy juices, inhale her scent and feel her heat burning my lips. I've always gotten off on the smell of sex at least as much as the sex itself.
This is probably better suited for another topic, but I was once fucking this girl (who my friend had fucked a few months before - we're talking high school days) and while fucking her, I suddenly stopped and said "Man, Tom was right, you really are loose." :) That's the dumbest thing I've ever said to a woman. I was referring to her pussy, not her easiness, but either way I'm sure she wasn't happy about what I'd said. Oddly enough, at that precise moment, a cop came strolling around the back of the school and told us to leave. I never bothered talking to her again. I can only assume my remark would have prevented from from climaxing...
Excellent post except I disagree with the garlic issue. To make one's cum taste appropriate for the woman, a man should eat a lot of red meat, garlic and asparagus. So the garlic breath is just foreboding what is to come when she eats the load... Edited by - seedfeeder on 12/21/2009 3:09:29 PM
I had this boyfriend who wanted to marry me. He would say "About time, now hurry up" when I suggested that we could now fuck. That totally made him a douche for me, since foreplay shouldn't be a hard job for him to get me where he wanted me to be and I didn't complain about my job to get him hard. In the end, he was just an asshole.
Wicked fingernails, getting what feels like.."punched in the uterus" during an over aggressive moment on his part, shy guys who act like I am going to break if they breathe too hard, and being told "I like how your ass jiggles." Haha, the latter only happened once though. When I was younger a climax killer was fucking someone when I knew I was ready to stop dating them. My brain knew it was a pity fuck, and so did my body.
Being hassled about how close you are to cumming is bad, but being fucked by someone who really couldn't give two shits whether you cum or not, and behaves as such, is worse.
Overdoing the fantasy of someone else she's hot for fucking her while I'm inside her has caused an indentifiable rift in our relationship under the covers. Funny thing is, it's a fine line. She got incredibly wet the first couple of times.
Tell us about the rift. I'm very curious. Is this person a celebrity or someone that you know? Consider starting a new thread regarding this.
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Posted - Feb 12 2010 : 3:02AM
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