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Dracula
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Women's necks are too damned sexy for me!
756 Posts
3/06
Posted - Oct 23 2006 : 3:09AM
When will the porn producers ever make another erotic vampire film? It's been a long time since the last one was made, and here's another Halloween passing us by without a new title again. There's serious money to be made $$$.

Porn producers, are you looking for some new XXX ideas? If anyone can make a decent XXX film it is Larry Flint and his crew. Larry, can you fill this void so Dracula doesn't have to go another Halloween without a XXX vampire flick? I would be happy to offer some suggestions on how to turn up the heat on these kinds of films.

DzaR
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Deep Within The Consciousness Of My Own Mind
64 Posts
9/06
Posted - Oct 24 2006 : 10:16AM
Here's a disturbing idea for a XXX Halloween flick:

"Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater".

Pumpkin is a werewolf, named so as his penile head resembles a pumpkin. His girlfriend, Jasty, is a vampire. As we all know, vampires and werewolves regularly date.

Peter is a human.

In a plot that completely rips off "The Talented Mr. Ripley", Peter encounters and befriends Pumpkin and Jasty whilst they are bludging their lives away on Daddy's money, on the Riviera.

They think Peter a harmless sort of a chap at first.

Being a XXX adventure, there's lots of sex that doesn't have anything to do with the plot. Pumpkin and Jasty have sex a few times, Pumpkin meets some witch at a nightclub and fucks her, while Jasty does her lesbian scene with a wood nymph from Prague.

After sitting through all of that, the plot returns. Peter dopes Pumpkin up on Ketamine, and has his way with him. Poor Pumpkin is fucked off his skull on the drug, and hasn't a clue as to what is going on, when Jasty enters the room to find Peter sucking Pumpkin's pumpkinhead.

All hell breaks loose, as Jasty rips Peter's spine out of his back and then bites Pumpkin's penis off at the root.

As Pumpkin is a werewolf, he is rather strongly built, and doesn't take too fondly to having his dick bitten off by his bitch of a woman. The pain of it brings him back to his senses, and he throws Jasty out the window. She falls to her death, and then Pumpkin dies from blood loss.

The End.

Roads To Moscow
Dianic

Wicked Pictures,Vouyer Media, Axel Braun Productions, Marc Dorcel, JoyBear Pictures, abbywinters.com
1390 Posts
7/05
Posted - Nov 1 2006 : 5:44PM
Excellent! Jonathan Morgan could do bring some magic to this :-)



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