Smoking pot, listening to The Misfits, and masturbating to Lexi Belle (all at the same time, of course) has to be one of life's greatest pleasures, no? Better than doing the fucking dishes.
Sho 'nuff, hoss, whatever the fuck that means. I don't know if admitting to smoking dope, listening to punk, and jerking off to one of the hottest porn stars ever - on a bloody porn forum, no less - qualifies as "dogging yr own life," but, if it does, then I'm cool with that.
^ Static Age, from start to finish. Lexi also goes quite nicely with The Stooges Fun House and Queens of the Stone Age's self-titled debut album and Rated R, but none of the crap they've done since they kicked Nick Olivetti out of the band.
"My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13
Posted - Jun 4 2013 : 5:06PM
^^ Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol...CO-CO-CO-CO-COCAINE! It's very complex. If the pizza-delivery man truly loves this babysitter, why is he smacking her rear? Maybe she's done something wrong.
"My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13
Posted - Jun 14 2013 : 6:16PM
This made smile a pervy smile It's very complex. If the pizza-delivery man truly loves this babysitter, why is he smacking her rear? Maybe she's done something wrong.
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Jun 15 2013 : 12:00AM
Xfanz article about the Sexpo: "U.S. Porn Stars Open Australia's Sexpo By Bob Johnson Friday, June 14, 2013 PERTH, Australia — They’re getting down, down under. This year’s Australian Sexpo convention opened this week with U.S. porn stars on hand and a number of sex-related attractions that wowed attendees including a life-sized “Penisaurus” roaming the crowd. U.S. adult stars Alexis Texas and Lexi Belle along with Aussie star Angela White were also on hand to provide plenty of eye candy and T&A. The girls topped the show’s red carpet sneak peek riding in a sports car burn-out. Billed as the world’s largest adult consumer show, the expo also features an amateur strip show, carnal carnival, an uncensored shadow theater, a fetish toy exhibition, lingerie parade, body painting, hypnotists, pole dancing and more. One highlight was the "Pricasso" exhibition that had the artist chatting about his skills painting with his penis. Signing autographs and glad-handing fans, Texas told WaToday.com that she likes conventions because she can meet with her fans and that they increase her brand awareness. "It's great to meet my fans about what they like, don't like and what they want to see. But I've never had anyone really negative because anyone who comes to Sexpo is part of this whole lifestyle.” There was one disappointment at the show however. Local soccer star and senate hopeful David Wirrpanda was a no-show at the event’s ribbon cutting ceremony citing prior commitments. The organizers agreed to make a $4,000 donation to the David Wirrpanda Foundation in exchange for his appearance. “It has been a busy week for him; he’s been booked up too much. It was a prior commitment before he decided to come out this week. He was always going to be part of Sexpo; we don’t think it affects his campaign,” Wirrpanda’s partner Shannon McGuire said. Sexpo general manager Tracey Browning said they would still donate to the charity. “He wasn’t able to come obviously because he’s running his political campaign at the same time; he called us and said how sorry he was that he couldn’t be here,” she said." I should note that the guy referred to in the article that was meant to open the Sexpo is a former Australian Rules Football star - not a soccer star, lol It was becoming a bit of a scandal here that he was all set to open the show (even though the money was going to charity), so I am not surprised he pulled out. Sexpo attracts huge crowds (always mostly women), but the local media still treats it as a bit of a shocking, sensationalist way.
^Unlike most, Lexi only gets sexier with age dayum!! I also love the return of her natural dark hair! Edited by - unreliable narrator on 6/17/2013 6:30:58 AM
"My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13
Posted - Jun 18 2013 : 11:41AM
I'm loving Lexi's brunette look too. She'll always be as cute as a button to me though, whatever she does with it . It's very complex. If the pizza-delivery man truly loves this babysitter, why is he smacking her rear? Maybe she's done something wrong.
I'd love to see Mike Adriano film a scene with her. Seeing her cute ass being locked out properly would be amazing. She would hopefully rim him too. That's the dream! Haha.
I used to watch porn. I still do but I used to, too. 1513 Posts 8/09
Posted - Jun 19 2013 : 2:28AM
^^From what I've read in other threads, EA does indeed have exclusivity to her beautiful ass! And from what I've read, she is signed for one more anal scene. I am seriously hoping that it will be for Lexi 2 and it will include her first DP. She is one of a very select few pornstars left that I want to see get the double stuff (other than Madison Ivy and Gracie Glam).
"My asshole just naturally opens up because that's what I want, I'm so horny for it" 8498 Posts 1/13
Posted - Jun 23 2013 : 5:59AM
Lexi's hot new brunette look is making an appearance tomorrow for Naughty America. It's very complex. If the pizza-delivery man truly loves this babysitter, why is he smacking her rear? Maybe she's done something wrong.
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Posted - Jun 23 2013 : 8:40AM
^@Mackochist wrote: Lexi's hot new brunette look is making an appearance tomorrow for Fuck Yes!! Lexi Belle & Xander Corvus in American Daydreams And... Lexi's hot new brunette
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Posted - Jun 24 2013 : 7:28PM
Not surprising, but she looks great with dark hair.
Well, someone obviously takes changing hair color way too seriously... In all seriousness, it might signal the end of an era. I hope she's all right and things will work out for her no matter which path she ultimately chooses. Thanks for the memories and the orgasms, beautiful Miss Belle.
think everyone's jumping the gun...lots of girls make statements like that on twitter and it doesn't end up happening. Although if Lexi means what she says then I wish her the best.
This is clearly another FalseFlag operation by the Illuminati, in conjunction with the Amabo Corporation, to deny us the pleasure of masturbating to Lexi. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!