"Why don't you flex yr magic muscle?" (Captain Beefheart) 418 Posts 5/10
Posted - Sep 2 2010 : 1:46PM
About time someone did a mock-Britney Spears porno. Lexi Love who is a dead-ringer for her, should take the starring role. Suggested movie title: "Britney Speared"...
I've always thought that Ashlynn Brooke was about as close to Britney Spears as you could get. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know Lexi's work. Have to check it out.
I don't want to take the wind out of your sails, or anything but there are four "Britney Rears" movies. Two of them star Hillary Scott and two of them star Jessica Sweet. I've seen three of them. I only liked #3. But I'm not a fan of Hillary Scott, Jessica Sweet, or Lexi Love. The porn starlet that I think most resembles Brittany Spears is Teagan Presley.
yes there are Britney Rears movies, but I agree with Endorphine Rush, Lexi Love is definitley the closest to actually looking like Britney Spears in the face. Hillary Scott looks nothing like Britney Spears. Lexi should have been cast as Britney Rears from the start.
Most of the "porn girls" listed in this thread, are actually quite a bit hotter than Britney. Especially Teagan. But also Lexi, and Ashlynn. Gotta find a blond with some thick-ass cankles.
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Ordell Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 3 2010 : 2:12PM
I've seen a few girls who resemble Britney facially but don't have her body, and I'm a sucker for that thick, small, muscly body type. Dia is the closest to it. Teagan is nowhere near it. She's tall, thin and long-limbed.
I think Teagan is even shorter than Britney Spears. Hold on, I'll check. According to the Internets, Britney is 5'4' and Teagan is 5'0". But yeah, Britney (during her prime) was more muscular. Who is this Dia you speak of?
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Ordell Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 3 2010 : 4:04PM
Britney ain't 5'4. I saw her once and even at a distance it was obvious that girl is small. 5'2 at best. Teagan is skinny with a narrower waist and flat butt. Britney has a thicker middle but a fantastic ass. Dia as in Dia Zerva. Her build is very close to Britney's. So is Nikki Tyler, long gone from the biz. Again, small, short limbed but thick and muscular and a great ass. Edited by - ordell on 9/3/2010 4:17:01 PM
^ I do see the resemblance of Dia to Brittany. However, Dia is mainly a fetish performer, so I don't see her doing too many movies of her playing Brit. Dia is also somewhere north of 40 (she is a retired Marine) whereas Brit is about 30-32. This is one I would like to see, as Dia is very attractive and can wear a straitjacket or leather restraints in my movie any day (as Brit has a history of at UCLA's mental health unit)! Edited by - mharris127 on 9/5/2010 10:58:09 PM
This is supposed to be Lexi's thread. The OP didn't ask if you thought someone else looked more like Britney. And yes. First time I saw Lexi I thought she looked so familiar but I couldn't place it. Edited by - randomprecision on 9/6/2010 1:53:26 AM
There has already been the mock-Britney Spears porno, starring Kara Novak aka Britney Pierce. In fact she has done two DVDs like that, Fuck Me Baby One More Time and Oops I Fucked Him Again. See? They really worked to make her as Britney-like as possible.
She is a retired Marine (not a former Marine -- once a Marine always a Marine), it takes 20 years to get a pension from the US military. She has been working in porn for a couple of years. So she could be 39 at the least (you have to be 17 to enter the US military). She is very attractive and does not look 40, but do the math, Ordell. Whatever her age is, I would play with her anytime! I like attractive women that like to be tied up and whipped, and the fact that she can shoot a gun just adds to the allure.
LOL 40? Wow, thanks... ummm born September 7, 1977 so that takes me to 33. In the Marine Corps at 17 in 1995. Just to get your facts straight. I do agree I don't look like Britney Spears. But thanks for y'all thinking of me on the thread. I would go for Lexi or Teagan and I consider them more attractive than Britney! I have been a spieglergirl for almost 2 years and got started in the adult business after 30. So later bloomers typically don't get a chance for a lot main stream work. I'm happy with my body, self and spirit and I enjoy shooting everything from regular porn, lesbian, boy girl, interracial, anal... oh yes and I very active in the BDSM and wrestling. Great to have diversity, but ummm nope, I have 6 years 11 months 18 days until I am the big 40. Until then, I am going to live life the best I can and keep having fun performing and building my family of wacky sites! Cheers Dia Edited by - DiaZerva on 9/12/2010 5:13:19 PM
I am sorry. I was under the impression you were in the military 20 years -- the number required for a pension. Oh well, you are still cute and that just means you will be around longer and do more porn! BTW, Happy Birthday!
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Ordell Deactivated User
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Posted - Sep 12 2010 : 8:13PM
I figured it was best to wait until you showed up and set things straight. :)Facially I agree. I'm talking bodies. From the neck down. Look at that picture of her again, then yours. Very similar builds.Ya know, would be nice to see you just having regular sex with a guy. Have you made any of those? :)
Thank you Pumpkin! I did use my GIBill to pay for about half of my Bachelor's degree in English and next year VA home loan. A pension would have been lovely and sometimes I dream about being back in the Corps. For one, I didn't have to worry about what to wear! Cheers and your posts make me smile! Dia
^I have several relatives that stayed in the military long enough for a pension (no Marines, though). You are probably making more in ten years of porn than they get in lifetime pension payments. As for the health insurance, that makes it a close one. However, you get freedom of choice in medical personnel, most military retirees have to go to the nearest base for prescriptions and some medical procedures. Dia, you put a smile on my face as well.
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Posted - Sep 2 2010 : 1:46PM
Teagan
So is Nikki Tyler, long gone from the biz. Again, small, short limbed but thick and muscular and a great ass.
