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parker29
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tennessee
171 Posts
7/05
Posted - Mar 10 2006 : 1:30AM
You know, I was sitting around this morning reading all the posts from the stars and decided something:
I think that as porn-star connosieurs (sp?) we should all get to fuck a porn sar just once in our life.
Or, perhaps a different porn star could hold a lottery from all the dult DVD Talk fan base once a month.
The agent should and/or studio should pay all expenses. Or, perhaps we could limit the drawing to people with 500 or more posts.
Come on, we;ve jerked off think of you chicks 64873468646 times....how about a romp?
Parker
croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Mar 10 2006 : 5:57AM
You can, just pony up the cash. Lucy Lee (Czech) takes part in some thing in the tropics.
pwing
Member

413 Posts
4/05
Posted - Mar 10 2006 : 6:56AM
I've heard of a few porn girls who tested this theory. Problem is that when it comes time for the (male) fan to make good he usually chickens out or is otherwise unable to perform his duties.

Also how would you go about testing?

Derek117
Senior Member

1605 Posts
1/06
Posted - Mar 10 2006 : 11:47AM
Several years ago Nici Sterling (the brunette, English porn babe from the 1990s who looked a little like Liz Hurley)had a deal where she would invite members of her fan club to watch her shoot scenes. I think the scenes were for her website. Anyway, she got a letter from male twins who asked if they could work with her in a hardcore scene.

Long story short, the twins show up, they're young, blonde studly guys--but had trouble performing in front of a camera with lots of people (including other fan club members) watching. They were suppose to do a dp with Nici, but one twin couldn't maintain wood, so Nici eventually called in a pro (I think Randy Spears)who did the anal action, with the other twin on bottom.

All of this was filmed for an episode of some show like "Real Sex" or something, and I caught it on cable.

Bottom line is it's true what porn girls tell you if you meet them at dance clubs: it takes special male talent to work under the conditions on a porn set. And most fans, no matter how often we jerk-off to them on our TV sets, can't perform under the pressure.

Of course, one-on-one in a hotel room is another story...

parker29
Member

tennessee
171 Posts
7/05
Posted - Mar 11 2006 : 4:57AM
Exactly what I am suggesting-a one on-one session with your porn fantasy.
Just imagine one day, going to the mailbox and getting the folowing letter:
Dear Parker,
Enclosed please find one round-trip airfare ticket to os Angeles (or wherever), where you are invited to come to the Fantasy Inn and fuck me as good as you can.
Upon agreement you will then be asked to write in detail about your experience.
Love,
Taryn
or
Teagan
or
Flower
or
Hillary

What great PR! Many of us will never be so lucky as to get to be with a porn star. We could write about our intimidation, how quick we got off, if we did/didn't get wood, etc.
This is a great idea ladies. Please write if you need my home addy.(Yeah, right).
Parker

 
croy
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Discovry
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Posted - Mar 11 2006 : 5:44AM
What PR? Most fans would watch anyways, no guarentee of media outlets spreading the word, casual fans (who I would guess to actually be the majority) would have no idea and wouldn't remember the name long enough to check out their videos.
What's more, if a star doesn't own their own line, they aren't making more out of this. They get paid for a scene and then they are done.
entrails
Member

46 Posts
2/06
Posted - Mar 11 2006 : 9:38AM
There are much better looking women available in the yellow pages for $300.
cubesnake
Senior Member

3858 Posts
10/02
Posted - Mar 11 2006 : 8:12PM
Hi,

I doubt that most of the guys could even get wood if they were in the same room with the star of their dreams ... that includes me

Cube

croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Mar 11 2006 : 10:23PM
This seems like an appropriate time to tell you that they make a pill for that.
Painless
Member

436 Posts
5/05
Posted - Mar 11 2006 : 11:37PM
Actually, I do think it would be nice of porn stars to do something like this. It's not like it would cost them anything (skip the airfare, goddamn it), but that kind of charity would really be special. I mean, hell, they fuck thousands of men in their career, would it kill them to fuck a few of their fans (if they test negative and all)...
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 12 2006 : 1:31AM
I think life is not fair when people feel like i should fuck them cause they jerk off to me
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Mar 12 2006 : 1:45AM
Kudos Kami. Just because some girls fuck for a living doesn't mean they should fuck you. I love Star Wars but I don't expect George Lucas to invite me to Skywalker Ranch to play with a lightsaber.
Endless Loop
Senior Member

Tomatometer
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8/04
Posted - Mar 12 2006 : 6:13AM
I think Obligation and sex, will always be oil and water.


OTOH Croy mentioned:

Oddly enough, yesterday I was watching the last scene of Chris Stream's Sloppy Seconds, where Lucy Lee, looking absolutely scrumptious in a black and yellow tiny outfit and gigantic heels, offers her services up to the Erik Everhard/Steve Holmes tag team duo, for the umpteenth time.

I thought to myself, if there was one eurobabe, who's always appealed to me, who'd graciously do, all the things that have appealed to me, with an accomodating, and consistent warmth, that will ALWAYS appeal to me, it would definitely be Lucy Lee, and just maybe, for even a less than appealing price.
Thing is, I'm not really interested in vacationing in
New Guinea. I just want a vacation in her ass.

Edited by - Endless Loop on 3/12/2006 6:37:12 AM

Painless
Member

436 Posts
5/05
Posted - Mar 12 2006 : 8:16AM
Nobody's talking about "obligations." Nobody "has to do" anything. It is more like a charity.

And I'm not talking for myself (I would pass on an offer like this anyway), but certain people here haven't had much of luck in scoring with a good-looking woman, so it would be a nice act of charity to have sex with them once, so they would die happy the next day. :)

parker29
Member

tennessee
171 Posts
7/05
Posted - Mar 13 2006 : 1:20AM
Hell,
It was just a thought. Every profession has some charity to make their line of work more legitimate and caring, so what more than screwing one of their fans. he studio could pay her the normal price, and match it by donating the $$ to the non-profit agency that assists porn stars that are HIV positive.(I forgot the name, but it's run by an ex-porn star).
I, as I have mentioned many times, am in the radio biz. We do charitable work all the time for nothing. Do porn stars or their agencies? Stars whine about how "this is a business like every other one", but it isn't. Lawyers do Pro-Bono work, and so do some doctors, but not porn stars. Just an idea, that's all.
Parker
 
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Mar 13 2006 : 1:48AM
Donating your legal or medical expertise to a good cause is slighty different than fishing to get laid for free by a chick you busted a nut into a napkin over.
dac
David Aaron Clark

Just another WKW wannabe
574 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 13 2006 : 2:20AM
Quaze, your sense of restraint here is making me giggle ...
parker29
Member

tennessee
171 Posts
7/05
Posted - Mar 14 2006 : 12:43AM
I am not fishing for a thing. I am simply adding a POV that could legitamize an industry that needs it if ever one did.
Perhaps I just haven't heard of some charity work that the porn industry does. If so, that shows the failure of that industry in a public relations way that I haven't heard of it, and that's a shame. All that seems to matter when read these boards is, money", I came whacking off thinking about you", and, "when is so and so gonna take it up the ass?"
Now of course these are important statements and questions, and I know it's a porn board, (hell I come here, but surely to god there must be some chosen charity many porn stars and their agencies agree upon (for at least tax reasons, if no other). And if my idea of, "fuck a fan, match the money" isn't viable or attractive, so be it. Think of another or tell me a charity porn is involved in. And I doubt many of us on this board could be any less hideous than some of the men I have seen in porn. It's a shame it's all about the $$$ in this industry. And, if I am wrong, please enlighten me.
Parker
Kinzie
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WwW.KLuBKiNZiE.COM
303 Posts
8/04
Posted - Mar 14 2006 : 2:09AM
I've let fans be guest photographers on sets and such but as far as having sex with them for "charity" work?, i think fucking on camera for the world to see is giving a good amount already, hey theres always starting to shoot your own porn lol.

Quaze you crack me up.

xoxo-Kinzie

parker29
Member

tennessee
171 Posts
7/05
Posted - Mar 14 2006 : 3:32AM
Kinzie,
While I respectfully disagree with you, "fucking on camera for the world to see", isn't charity for your industry, it's money for you. And I am sure hard work and you deserve it. I just wondered if there was a fave charity out there that stars and directors donate to, and I would be interested in learning about it..that's all.
Peace,
Parker
imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 14 2006 : 4:09AM
from kylie Irelands Journal
http://kylie-ireland.livejournal.com/


Our $$ isn't good enough
I wanted to share this story with you. It is a common story and I have seen this happen dozens of times over my years in porn. It's pretty fucked up.

**Adult Industry Donations Turned Away by Family Medicine**

By: Dan Miller from AVN.com

TORRANCE, Calif. - The Family Medicine division of the Harbor UCLA Hospital has turned back several donations from companies in the adult industry.

Georgia Miles, a former freelance writer and adult production manager, had asked some of her industry contacts to donate funds this year to help families in need. It has been a personal cause of hers for the past three years.

Among those who immediately responded were Vivid Entertainment Group’s Marci Hirsch, Wicked Pictures’ Joy King, Hustler’s Larry Flynt and AVN’s Paul Fishbein. But upon receiving the checks, two employees in the Family Medicine offices recognized they were from the adult industry and refused them.

“I was very outraged myself. I felt very bad,” Miles said. “I’ve known Paul for about 12 years and he’s a very nice person. I also got a huge donation from Vivid, from Marci Hirsch, who even wanted to come over and hand out toys to children.”

Miles said she is on the neighborhood council in the Harbor-Gateway area, and in September she distributed 25 letters of request to local mainstream companies at a Chamber of Commerce meeting.

“Everybody was going to help me at the meeting back in September, and then when it came time to ante up, only one person, Costco, gave me three lousy wrapping papers,” Miles told AVN.com. “The rest of them said they didn’t have any money in their budget this year.”

“I wanted to help [the families] so bad, so I called people in the adult industry that I haven’t even spoken to in almost four years, and for them to get a slap in face was very hard for me to take. I felt so horrible.”

Miles continued, “I gave [the donations] to two girls in the Accounting Department of Family Medicine. I asked them, ‘how did you even know who this is?’ One of them said, ‘Well, I recognized Wicked.” I said, ‘Well, if you were a fan enough to know the names of these companies, why are you turning up your nose?’ She said, ‘well, we have to be careful with who we take money from.'

“Nobody would give me any money this year as far as mainstream corporations and within hours of sending Marci Hirsch the facts, she called me to say she was giving money.

“I think what they pulled is really shitty… I give up. I wash my hands of the whole thing.”

croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Mar 14 2006 : 5:25AM
Given the reasons why people disaprove of porn and those in it - even if they watch it themselves - nothing like charity will legitimize porn.
Certainly charity legitimizes nothing. Organized crime around the world has often done stuff on the local level. This is, of course, a ploy to buy sympathy or at least silence from the locals. Nothing about the nature of their buisness changes.
Painless
Member

436 Posts
5/05
Posted - Mar 14 2006 : 11:42PM
I am only concerned for the well-being of the fans here. Look at Vincent Van Gauge. He complained not too long ago that he could not find a girl to have sex with. Wouldn't it make his LIFE better if one of you stars were to have sex with him? He would remember that moment forever.
pornopunk
Senior Member

1343 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 15 2006 : 12:03AM
If every guy could fuck pornstars then the guys that get to fuck them now wouldn't feel special anymore.

You wouldn't want that would you?

-PornoPunK

pwing
Member

413 Posts
4/05
Posted - Mar 15 2006 : 4:30AM
This thread is at the same time funny and sad. The facts are that porn performers have sex with other people outside the industry and I don't think it would be a stretch to say that at least some of those people are fans in some sense of the word (or became fans afterward). So in that sense they do have sex with lots of us non-porn folk.

Believing that they should do charity fucks is just absurd though. In any case this thread, as amusing as I find it, seems to be unraveling at a rapid pace so I'll leave it at that.

 
croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Mar 15 2006 : 5:39AM
As for VVG, porn is not the root of his problems. Agressiveness and self-belief are. It might make him feel special, but doesn't get him off his ass.

Besides, anywhere outside of California and Nevada this is called prostitution, whatever the cause is.

There have been various porn and porn related fundraisers - they didn't involve freebies. Nor should they have. Many met with the same result as Kylie Ireland - the money was considered tainted.
I think Rayveness raised money for a fire department when she was stripping in the 90's.

Edited by - croy on 3/15/2006 5:41:21 AM

pornopunk
Senior Member

1343 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 15 2006 : 5:29PM
Good point! They weren't born pornstars. They had sex with none porn guys before, and they'll have sex with none porn guys during, and after their careers.

Chances are most pornchicks meet the guys they end up having sex with out in the real world. So sitting in from of the computer wishing want help. Move to LA, Van Nuys or where ever you think they are and mingle. I'm NOT encouraging stalking of any kind.

Just saying if you want to meet a certain type of person, you'll have to put yourself in places where they are.

-PornoPunK

EBastard
Member

^The only one keeping it real.
636 Posts
3/06
Posted - Mar 15 2006 : 7:15PM
"LIFE'S NOT FAIR!!!"?!

That comment alone made me think of this website below, and this website is about as fair as it gets! Regarding, if you have the money for the membership, the money to drive to, or the money for the plane ride to Los Angeles...other than that, THIS IS AS FAIR AS IT GETS, AND THANK GOD FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS! parker...those ladies need a few good men. I think this is your opportunity to be all you can be.

http://www.bethemask.com/tour1/

Wow, I love solving problems. I should have my own reality show...anyway, my fidy cents on this subject is this; I've been a professional viewer of porn for 7 years now. I've even mastered the proper 5 knuckle-shuffle technique, but when it comes right down to it, I don't think I could do it even if the starlet I was bangin (whether taped and on a set or private in a hotel room) was comfortable. I just wouldn't be able to perform.

Ok, ya know what, scratch that, I'd be able to eat her out and finger her, but other than that, I don't I'd be able to perform.

croy
Platinum Member

Discovry
4574 Posts
3/04
Posted - Mar 15 2006 : 11:04PM
On the charity front, in the 'ugliest porn star' thread somebody said Nadia Stylez donates time to Meal on Wheels.
pornopunk
Senior Member

1343 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 16 2006 : 1:58AM
Nadia Styles is cute to me.

Off subject, but this thread is going no where...

-PornoPunK

imak
Adult Film Legend

3345 Posts
2/04
Posted - Mar 16 2006 : 2:32AM
if life were fair there would be no ugly porn star threads where we see them



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