Mihail Jackoff released. Danger in Moscow predicted.

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And thanks for opening my eyes and showing me the appalling boredom of squirting. You know, everytime I watch that stuff my dick says: "If you don't give me some good stuff immediately I'm gonna entertain myself by just standing there and throwing white stuff around."

Mihail Jackoff released. Danger in Moscow predicted.

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But to me, the gape appears to perform the same action, as the creepy abomination in a horror flick. The strength on which fear is built, and the premise that somthing evil lurks just past the window's view, where shrouded in darkness, its intensity is only fueled.
But shown in light of day, can lead to regret, as its effect is quickly depleted.
Having looked behind the curtain, and the mystery soon realized, your left to wonder, why it suddenly stinks?

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Geez I just reread that light tower info -- seven acres! Now that's a gape!

Edited because I obviously can't spell and think of 7 acre gapes at the same time.

Edited by - Loraine on 6/17/2005 2:14:36 AM

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Mihail Jackoff released. Danger in Moscow predicted.

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Anybody looked at the Options for that?
For example "Sound Attenuation" option may come handy when comes to farting, on the other side I see no use for Fire Extinguisher (only if you fire up the fart) or Spare Tire & Rim. But here Im not sure what they really mean with "Rim"

Edited by - Mr. Peter on 6/17/2005 12:30:43 PM

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Mr Peter, you're in charge of procuring the light tower.
VVG -- you're funny.
Kperv -- ...I'll think about it.

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There's no 'I' in fuck, bang, screw or shag but two of 'em in virgin.

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1. Light at the end of the tunnel

You could have a miniature light source (LED flashlight/glowing sex toy/Keychain thingy) placed deep into the cavity and it would light the orifice from within. I'd diffuse the light somehow to reduce glare because the lens would be essentially shooting directly into the light.

2. Ring Light

Another cool, but less innovative, way to do it is to use a ring-light mounted to the camera body. Amateurallure.com does this for lighting the model's mouth after oral cumshots where the camera moves in so close that it would block off the usual type of ambient lighting.
Ring light

3. Flexible Fibre Optic Cable

You could also pipe in a flexible fibre optic strand, one that has a small diameter say 25 mm, the side emitting kind, not the end emitting kind. The disadvantage is that you will then have this neon track along the whole length of the meat tunnel.
Side emitting fibre optic cable

Edited by - water on 6/18/2005 2:12:30 PM

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But Im pretty sure we are at the point where some colonoscopy specialists and gastroentherologists envy us our new invention methods on lighting the entire colon :-).

I think in most cases where there is a really wide open gape, then speculum-flashlight combo would be enough the enlight the right places for viewer's pleasure.

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