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BB88
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299 Posts
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Posted - May 3 2014 : 9:35AM
A while back I watched a scene on Brazzers and I can't think of who it was right now but it was a strange scene cuz the guy was like really blatantly limp. May not have been "hot" but it was so different and fun watching the girl desperately try to salvage the scene that it was interesting. Any other ridic limp scenes or great saves by the girls?
InstantClassic
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What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy?
2966 Posts
5/10
Posted - May 3 2014 : 10:17AM
Limp dick scenes can't be saved. Those guys are the biggest nuisance in the biz...at least for me. Don't know why directors don't care about things like that.
Cray
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154 Posts
1/14
Posted - May 3 2014 : 5:48PM
efukt has two or three montages consisting of these, I think with titles like "Crushed Dreams of Porn Stardom" or "The Worst Men in Porn".
Rewatched Porno Holocaust not too long ago. One of the guys in the already hilariously awkward threesome scene suffered from this.
fanman44
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474 Posts
1/13
Posted - May 3 2014 : 5:52PM
Was it Jovan Jordan and Amy Anderssen? Another one was Katie Kox and Richie
PornoSmurf
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1190 Posts
12/13
Posted - May 4 2014 : 6:34AM
Dani Daniels in The Whore of Wall Street where she's on a boat and getting double teamed by two guys. It's like they fucking took turns to be limp, fucked up the perfect opportunity for an amazing scene. Dani does a good job of keeping shit going and being mega hot but for fuck sakes, you have Dani Daniels with your dick in her mouth moaning like a horny slut and you can't get hard?
Take Viagra or something for fuck sakes.
 
pervybrit50
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473 Posts
11/13
Posted - May 4 2014 : 6:46AM
If you are a porn guy in his twenties or thirties & need Viagra then you are in the wrong business. That scene has two of the limp dick brigade-pretty much every scene those guys are in are ruined by their inability to get/keep proper wood & they are far from the worst. No idea why porn puts up with these guys & keep using them year after year when there are so many guys who never get wood issues. Maybe they need to look at how much booze they are drinking.
dr_anal
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Up the ass only
121 Posts
7/12
Posted - May 4 2014 : 11:38AM
I quite like seeing this in scenes.
I have no idea why, though. I guess it's something different.
BB88
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299 Posts
4/14
Posted - May 4 2014 : 12:29PM
I sort of like it too. It is different. Any scene recommendations? Happens a lot on Brazzers.
JackSparrow
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7235 Posts
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Posted - May 4 2014 : 2:54PM
limp dick is maybe not quite correct term,for me its not rock hard dicks but like in real life ,you not always have a cock hard as a stone unlesse you use stuff to keep it hard.Also keep in mind their are in action not only the twenty or thirty minutes the final scene runs ,they have been hard before for the stills and also some fucking sometimes will edited out of a scene for different reasons (fucked up angle etc.)
its easy to judge as a viewer.
Quorrl
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Posted - May 5 2014 : 5:14PM
For that specific scene there are some reasons why it was more difficult than it may seem:
http://nakedtruth.gamelink.com/features/behind-the-popshot-dani-daniels-yacht/
I think what they say in that article about the difficulties makes sense, so I won't be too harsh on the male performers (Tyler Nixon & Ryan McLane) here.


N00dlesDaddy
Senior Member

Layla...got me on my knees...
1793 Posts
7/13
Posted - May 7 2014 : 1:56AM
There comes a point with these type of scenes where it stops being annoying and becomes hilarious. Kind of blows the old "You gotta keep wood to be a porn actor" argument out of the water doesn't it?
kobbie2Hottie
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401 Posts
2/14
Posted - May 7 2014 : 7:21AM
so many limp dicks in miami porn !!
Edited by - kobbie2Hottie on 5/7/2014 12:02:08 PM
InstantClassic
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What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy?
2966 Posts
5/10
Posted - May 7 2014 : 9:39AM
^Biz is full of limp guys but shouldn't drop names. Thread would be closed in no time.



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