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kobbie2Hottie
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401 Posts
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Posted - Nov 29 2015 : 3:10AM
why , why tell me why they always put guys with small dicks with top , beautiful girls ??? why , the scene is ruined !!!! In euro porn theres no such things !!!! thats why they always produce top quality porn .
small dick guys like tony martinez , newbie small hands , seth gamble , tarzan , etc they fuck beautiful hot pornstars !!
Im so so disappointed with naughty america policy right now hiring cheap nobody studs with small dicks !!! jonny castle
U cant put a big ass chick with a small dick and still stay its a hardcore one !!! please .
Then there is sean lawless , van wylde especially that van wylde they got limp dicks cant keep wood but still get premium sc , girls to fuck wtf is that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know but their rates are cheap !!!!!
chessmaster
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768 Posts
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Posted - Nov 29 2015 : 8:46AM
I think says a lot about anybody who cares how big the dick is in porn. That's one of the last things I care about when watching porn.
InstantClassic
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What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy?
2966 Posts
5/10
Posted - Nov 29 2015 : 9:14AM
^ I prefer big dicks over small dicks in porn scenes. Am I gay now?
Edited by - InstantClassic on 11/29/2015 11:57:13 AM
N00dlesDaddy
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Layla...got me on my knees...
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Posted - Nov 29 2015 : 10:27AM
What gets me is how an ability to keep wood is (or was) always cited as a prerequisite for a guy to work in porn. Obviously, with the advent of ED drugs that's no longer the case - which begs the question: what are the requirements for a porn stud nowadays? Being a friend of the director??
Dragon Sign
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3381 Posts
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Posted - Nov 29 2015 : 11:53AM
Yeah it sucks, and I put a lot of effort into avoiding buying such stuff when I buy.
 
chessmaster
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Posted - Nov 29 2015 : 12:02PM
Instant classic, you tell me.
InstantClassic
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What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy?
2966 Posts
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Posted - Nov 29 2015 : 12:08PM
According to your theorie...
chessmaster
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768 Posts
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Posted - Nov 29 2015 : 12:10PM
I never said that. I just said it says a lot about you. Not that you're neccesarilly the g word, since a lot of people seem to care about cock size in porn.
Goldstein All-Star Supporter
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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8/10
Posted - Nov 29 2015 : 12:45PM
Check here:
ADT Annual "I'm Not Gay, But..." Thread
Personally, a hard cock means more to me than a "big" one.
And, I want to see the stud blow a decent load.
Some guys never get fully-hard erections.
So, why do we keep seeing them over-and-over?
Note to directors/cameramen... enough with the weird angles, already
Dragon Sign
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3381 Posts
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Posted - Nov 29 2015 : 3:06PM
To bring on a show there has got to be some uplifting moments. The crowd has got to get their hallelujahs and the volume must be top notch. It means loud guitars and straight banging along. Here it means the chicks must let out their oh gods and the volume has to be kept up with pace going faster and faster until climax. If not the show simply sucks and the whole damn thing will just turn into another act. This ain't 9-5 work, this is show. There's no such thing as pretending to be on a roll just to end a game getting a score. You have to roll being a stud in porn. Limp dicks just never roll.
Melvyn
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Posted - Nov 29 2015 : 7:05PM
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BlackSix All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Nov 29 2015 : 8:01PM
There are no 'small dick' professional performers only regular size dick performers. The only exception are pro-am guys who shoot their own stuff.
InstantClassic
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What Have You Done To My Little Cable Boy?
2966 Posts
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Posted - Nov 30 2015 : 5:42AM
^Well that's our pinion.
TrumanBurbank
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Posted - Nov 30 2015 : 10:50AM
[mod edit: comment removed. See the ADT forum etiquette - "Adult DVD Talk is a Friendly Community. Treat fellow posters as neighbors. Please be respectful of each other and each other's threads. If what someone has posted angers you, wait until you calm down before you respond or simply don't respond."]
The guys don't have small dicks. They don't have limp dicks. They get paid because they are working and doing their job.
If you have a problem with it, you do the job. [mod edit: comment removed. See the ADT forum etiquette - "Adult DVD Talk is a Friendly Community. Treat fellow posters as neighbors. Please be respectful of each other and each other's threads. If what someone has posted angers you, wait until you calm down before you respond or simply don't respond."]
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 11/30/2015 9:24:43 PM
shalalin
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Posted - Nov 30 2015 : 11:25AM
I'm pretty sure I've seen this same thread by the same OP at least six times over the years.
 
john_qyoo_public
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Posted - Nov 30 2015 : 1:55PM
Bruce Venture is my favorite limp dick performer. Guy's half-erect in every scene, and [mod edit: comment removed. See the ADT forum etiquette, 3rd paragraph.]. But he gets tons of work.
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 11/30/2015 9:25:21 PM
Dragon Sign
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Posted - Nov 30 2015 : 2:53PM
Yeah, so I do not buy any Digital Sin or New Sensation with him in there no more because he has to stuff half his schlong using his own hands and I find it frustrating on behalf of the arousal department. Its like doing the same in soccer and that really sucks because you shouldn't really get away with it if you're not Maradona playing against England.
I was very pleased with his appearences back in 2010, as when Vince Voyeur hired him. That was then, this is now, what was a standing gun seems to have reached its sundown. I'm not a referee, nor a moron, but it seems to me that a limp situation is a big loss for porn.
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 11/30/2015 9:26:02 PM
Melvyn
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2797 Posts
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Posted - Nov 30 2015 : 3:37PM
That's kinda harsh.
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 11/30/2015 9:26:31 PM
bellend
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570 Posts
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Posted - Nov 30 2015 : 3:40PM
The most ridiculous person in porn is Mark Anthony. He literally has no actual dick. He has a hallowed shaft that inflates on command with a button below his balls. Watch his scenes, doesn't look natural at all.
https://youtu.be/wQ9aJIr6P0o?t=15m31s
Jackie Treehorn
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It'll knock both your eyes out!
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3/04
Posted - Nov 30 2015 : 3:49PM
I'm only surprised that you managed to not take a shot a Keiran Lee in yet another of your pissing and moaning about male performer rants.
stinkfist
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Subterfuge......
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Posted - Nov 30 2015 : 10:34PM
A button below his balls lol
bellend
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Posted - Dec 3 2015 : 3:46PM
^Pathetic isn't it.
kobbie2Hottie
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Posted - Jan 3 2016 : 3:55AM
sean lawless has ruined another hot scene with destiny dixon !! go and watch it guys . on reverse cowgirl hes lost wood but keep banging her wtf is that !!!
Goldstein All-Star Supporter
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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Posted - Jan 3 2016 : 11:43AM
^ He must have had a bad day.
IMHO, Sean is turning into one of the better studs currently working.
high_flyin5
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729 Posts
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Posted - Jan 3 2016 : 12:32PM
Having a scene where the guy is constantly losing his erection does make for a bad scene, especially because the performance aspect becomes even more glaringly fake as the woman continues to shriek while working with a limp dude (it's kind of funny in a morbid way). That said, I think people should be a little more sympathetic. Yes those dudes are pros, but I don't think there's many people around who are able to have sex under light in a room filled with other people and not have an off day on occasion.
 
Goldstein All-Star Supporter
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"You have sacrificed nothing and no one."
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Posted - Jan 11 2016 : 1:54PM
If you're talking about the Brazzers scene That Touch of MILF, starring Destiny Dixon with Sean Lawless, I can't imagine what you are complaining about
No wood problems for Sean here.
In fact, one of the better scenes I've seen recently.
Destiny is magnificent, Sean services her well and their chemistry is off-the-charts!
Camera work and editing was much better than usual, these days.
Lots of full-body and facial reaction shots in the mix.
The "shot" was where it was supposed to be, when it was supposed to be there.
Canadian_Cindy
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Posted - Jan 11 2016 : 5:12PM
I thought i knew alot about sex; however this just told me I need to learn more. I have never heard about hollowing out the penis and having a substance pumped in and out of your penis from a mechanism located in your scrotum. THen again, I have never researched penile surgical procedures in any great detail.
Ben Mockridge
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Posted - Jan 11 2016 : 5:58PM
I dont agree. these people are paid professionals. If they cant do the job they are tasked with then they should be unreservedly held accountable. If a doctor kills a few people cos hes having a bad day we dont preach sympathy we preach revoking his license to practice , the same principle should apply in porn.
If the dick aint hard the whole thing is a complete farce and the viewing public should not be expected to forgive , forget or tolerate such shortcomings in any way whatsoever.
Canadian_Cindy
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Posted - Jan 11 2016 : 10:16PM
I don't think it is reasonable to imply a porn guy not getting hard in a scene you paid a few bucks for is on the same level of failure as a man who cost someone their lives.
Maybe you take your porn that seriously, and it makes sense.
I get the complaint, I just think you are taking it way too seriously.
To be frank, the number of men in this world who can perform on a porn set with all the requisite looks, dick size, are a rare breed. And in that small group of men, only a few of them would want to do porn in the first place.
It really is slim pickings out there; it is not so easy to replace guys if you start sacking them as much as you suggest. There is a reason the male talent pool is so small and you see the same guys every other scene. It just isn't something that is easy to replace. On the rare time that a director will try a new guy, he usually can't stay hard for 2 hours on a porn set and so the directors remind themselves to not look for new talent and stay with who they know already.
Edited by - Canadian_Cindy on 1/11/2016 10:21:56 PM
high_flyin5
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Posted - Jan 11 2016 : 11:25PM
Uh, I think you're dramatically overstating the severity of this. Having instances in which a performers starts to go soft in a scene is no way even remotely comparable to a doctor killing a patient. Even some of the most popular male performers have been in scenes where they start to lose their mojo in the middle of the scene. If the industry were to adopt your standards we basically would only be watching porno films with Erik Everhard and Manuel Ferrara.
Canadian_Cindy
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Posted - Jan 13 2016 : 2:25AM
If we push these guys too hard, to be so absolute and expect 100% erections at all times during a 2 hour shooting session, or else they are fired and blackballed... guess what happens
-they take obscene amounts of ED drugs or stab caverject needles in their dick way over the recommended frequency
- get completely unnecessary penile implant surgeries or even hollow out the whole thing and fill it with stuff
If a guy is limp often, he won't get work. If a guy is limp once in a while, well, these guys are human. Just sacking everyone would lead you with no more male talent. There is a high supply of men "wanting" to get into porn, but a very very small supply of men who actually can do it. Guys don't realize that because they can fuck their girlfriend for an hour it has no bearing on fucking on a porn set, with starts and stops, crews, bad chemistry with partners, etc etc.
I love erections, however, I really don't mind if a guy looks human once in a while. These robo-dicks that everyone thinks they have to have sometimes get to comical levels and it actually detracts from the scene. You get some guy standing there, no girl, nothing touching his dick, and he is rock hard like he could pound nails..... and it doesn't move....... makes me laugh sometimes instead of turning me on. I like scenes where the girls get the guy hard; not him already being jacked up on his caverject and a concrete penis before she even enters the room. I have accepted "concrete dick" that needs no stimulation whatsoever, as part of today's porn scene, it is not my preference however.
Edited by - Canadian_Cindy on 1/13/2016 2:33:31 AM
Ben Mockridge
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Posted - Jan 13 2016 : 3:56AM
The unavoidable reality remains that a hard dick is the essential requirement of a male performer and the inability to perform has the same ramifications as attendant upon any other professional artisan unable to perform their chosen skill.
Although we may preach sympathy in so far as sympathy towards any unfortunate in distress, that should not translate into sympathy as meaning that porn should simply tolerate male talent that cant get hard , that would simply foster the problem and stifle the emergence of new capable male talent.
I dont buy the idea that the male talent is so scarce that we through necessity have to put up with limpdick performances.
I would add that there seems to me to be a failing at 2 levels here ;
1 - tolerating male performers who arnt up to the job by virtue of failing to meet the hardness requirements.
2 - failing of the producers in not accomodating and working around the hardness problems that inevitably will occur on-set so that whatever problems do happen on set the finished product shows no sign of them. If a male porn star oscilates between hard and soft and the director can work around it to still produce a great movie then there isnt a problem - but just blundering ahead with a limp dick to produce a limpdick movie , that is just madness.
murdock
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I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV
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4/06
Posted - Jan 13 2016 : 6:03AM
We live in a world were a significant portion of porn and pretty much all mainstream porn is reviewed within hours of it being released. You have the ability to find out if scenes don't meet your expectations regardless of what those expectations might be. Vote with your dollars. If you don't like something, don't buy it. More importantly if you do like something then by all means make sure the people responsible for making it get something back. That's how porn and pretty much every entertainment related product works.
That said, expecting perfection from this industry is unrealistic. A better comparison to porn performers would be athletes. Guys that are getting paid way more money often go out and lay the occasional egg. But no sane people are out calling for LeBron's job every time he misses a shot. Suggesting they aren't doing there job ignores the fact that their products continue to sell.
Karnage
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Posted - Jan 13 2016 : 1:15PM
limp dick obviously spoils the mood while watching the scene. and especially when the dick gets the 180 degrees bending being in motion... WTF... Ramon Nomar, Toni Ribas, James Deena dn Mick Blue are perfect examples of dicks enjoying getting bend instead of fucking girls...
Erik Everhard, Rocco Siffredi, Rico Strong, Manuel Ferrara, JMac, Rocco Siffredi and LegalPorno guys deliver best scenes... damn the energy never falls.
Canadian_Cindy
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Posted - Jan 13 2016 : 5:02PM
Maybe it seems that way; however when faced with cancelling a scene and incurring all those costs for nothing; most people will tread on with the scene and make the best of it.
As you keep not reading in my postings, it is very very difficult to find guys who can do this up to the top standard. If you start firing guys, there will be nobody left. Sorry to break it to you, it is a harsh reality.
 
N00dlesDaddy
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Layla...got me on my knees...
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Posted - Jan 14 2016 : 1:52AM
^^ To add to Karnage's list, I never once saw Schwarzenpecker, John Strong or Max Hardcore the remotest bit limp either - those three were always preternaturally stiff. And I would've thought it was physically impossible to piss with a boner, chemically-induced or otherwise, until I saw Max do it. That's quite a party trick.
Dragon Sign
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Posted - Jan 16 2016 : 12:35PM
Yeah, and that's my number one and main concern when buying DVDs. I just can't take it. Even worse is the pretence of dudes being bored by girls so that you just want to throw them in the ocean to the sharks or something as they do appear in this condition from time to time.
TairyHesticles
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809 Posts
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Posted - Jul 10 2016 : 10:25PM
never knew something like this even existed, i actually can't believe it.
i always wondered what that big weird white pimple on his ballsack was. now it starts to make sense. so this is literally the "button" to make his cyberdick hard? i have seen some shemales with a similar "pimple" inside the ballsack.
this sounds pretty crazy. i don't want to talk bad about anybody, but is it possible that other guys have implants too?
Canadian_Cindy
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Posted - Jul 10 2016 : 11:50PM
there are quite a few guys in the european anal and double anal porn scene that have implants......
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Jul 11 2016 : 12:31AM
What the fuck???? I just watched that description from Phoenix and Lex. I feel like I might faint as i type this.
I'm get queasy too easily to hear someone talk about "they hollow out your penis and your ballsack and then..."
No. No I can't do it.
I mean I'm glad this technology exists for people who can't get hard or whatever, but no. I can't hear about this.
I mean I get nervous about knee replacements and shit.
This? No. Uh uh.
putting my head between my knees and rocking myself until I get back to my happy place...
TairyHesticles
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Posted - Jul 13 2016 : 6:10PM
mark anthony is so far the only guy where i believe in an implant though his dick looks normal. but i always wondered about his ballsack and which disease he might have.
you're speculating or did you spot it?
that scene can't be big, it's the same guys over and over in euro porn.
if you have names, please send me a pm. thanks
i still don't know if all of this robocock story is made up. which young and sane person would do this to himself unless your dick got irreparably damaged?
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