I usually don't recommend religion but ummm you may want to go to a hotel, get some calming tea like sleepy time. Open the drawer on the night stand and read the bible. I'd start with Revelations. Take a nice warm bath while doing it and relaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxx
Shhhhh, it's okay, it's okay you just need a hug. Anger management didn't work so we'll try the tylenol pm and scotch. Lay down and I'll read you a story.
Why is it that internet tough guys are so predictably childish? monroe, take a hike. Nobody here is going to reward you for your misogyny, and we're really not all that worked up about your potty mouth and trash talking.
On the licking stick, Mr. Magic Dick! 3309 Posts 2/09
Posted - Dec 15 2010 : 3:37PM
Did you ever notice that when a really offbeat thread is started it's always by a completely new member to the site and it always comes in waves. There's this one, and then there's another recent one from the guy who claims to be from Europe who deliberately managles a few words/grammer to further the trolling. That being said, I'd love to see a video of Donkey Punch. It'd fit right in with the Jackass crowd, a guy doing a donkey then punching it. Hopefully the Donkey will just kick the guy in the nads a bunch of times before taking a big donkey dump on him. Donkey!
Seems to me with all the slapping, choking, spitting going on in porn right now you should be very happy with porn.If that's not enough for you I would try Kink Com.Com.They should have something for you. Edited by - jizzyjay on 12/15/2010 4:05:26 PM