Any notion of what decade it was made in? Was it shot on film? Any memory of male performers?
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| Evil Homer New Member 5 Posts 1/13 |  Posted - Jan 19 2013 : 5:22AMI need to find out the name of a movie I had on VHS maybe 10-15 years ago. I believe the title had something like "Curse of the Golden Clam" or "Legend of the Golden Oyster" or something like that. The plot is a little jumbled but that's due to me skipping over the dialogue more than anything else. There was this cute blonde with big tits who was hired by this fat woman with what looked like a foam rubber wig. She was supposed to infiltrate a movie studio, gets caught by security and because of this will be put into their next movie. At least that's how I think it started. Anyway, the director, who's also a cross dresser and likes to direct dressed up like Carmen Miranda approves of the new girl & sends her to get into makeup. There's a scene in the makeup chair where the egotistical male actor gets head from the make up lady. This is followed by a scene where the same actor and blonde get it on in his tent in the middle of the Amazon. When done he tries to "recharge" himself by standing in front of an idol in the shape of a golden vagina. Since this can only be used by women he's vaporized and his boots are left comically smoking. I think the girl he's with was then captured by the Amazons that worshipped that particular idol. The blonde is taken to the Amazon city where she and two other women get it on. Something happens, possibly the fat woman from the earlier scene blackmails the production because her spy isn't back yet and the only way she'll not do whatever is to have the director star in his own porno with the woman of her choice. She chooses his butch female bodyguard. They do so, everybody seems to be happy in the end. The movie ends strangely with a dream sequence where a woman places a large, blue earring on the director. This is then followed by some bloopers. I'd appreciate the name of the movie or at the very least the name of the blonde. Topic Moved by - killbillvol69 on Jan 19 2013 [Link] |
Gore Gore Girl  Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Jan 19 2013 : 3:40PM Any notion of what decade it was made in? Was it shot on film? Any memory of male performers? [Link] |
| john lyons Senior Member Co-founder of Vinegar Syndrome 1188 Posts 1/08 | Posted - Jan 19 2013 : 9:00PM If that is the film (and it was shot on film), the blonde is Jenna Jameson. Edited by - john lyons on 1/19/2013 9:01:47 PM [Link] |
| Gore Gore Girl Doctor of the Erotic Arts 7238 Posts 1/09 | Posted - Jan 19 2013 : 9:03PM From imdb: "The editor of a weekly scandal sheet gives her crack female reporter 24 hours to find out what's going on in the life and work of cross-dressing Ted Bent, a director of adult films who's become secretive and elusive as he works on discovering his female side. She goes to the studio where he's shooting a new film ("The Return of the Golden Oyster") and talks her way past Ted's formidable female bodyguard. Ted lets the reporter stay on the set in exchange for her playing a part in the film. By the end of the shoot and in time for her deadline, she's played her part and she has her story. What will she do with it?" [Link] |
| Evil Homer New Member 5 Posts 1/13 | Posted - Jan 23 2013 : 5:12PM Thank you, thank you a thousand times thank you! And I never realised the blonde was Jenna. It must have been one of her earlier releases because I didn't recognise her at all. Awesome. [Link] |
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