Hi,
I've spent the last 10 years trying to track this porno down but with no luck. I remember several details, so hopefully it will ring a bell to one of you. My dad recorded this movie on VHS many years ago from the gigantic satellite dish we had in our back yard (he'd managed to obtain an illegal descrambler chip that gave him access to all the scrambled channels). But I was only 12 at the time I saw it, so for the life of me I cannot remember the title nor any of the actors/actresses' names.
Anyway, here's the description:
The plot centers around a brothel or bordello of some kind (and no, I already checked, and it's not "Bordello"). It starts with short clips of an all-night sex party, followed by separate clips of various women deciding to apply for employment at this brothel (I remember one is a woman jogging and hears an ad for it on her headphones).
There are a few scenes that show the women in "training," including one rather amusing one where an applicant is sucking the owner's dick while he's holding a stopwatch. A few seconds into it he flinches and stops her, commenting that he hates how all the new girls do that. The plot throughout is filled with this sort of humor.
There's one scene where the owner and his wife, a brunette with a perm named Eileen (or Ilene or Elaine or something like that), where they have sex in the office after reading some applicants' letters.
Another scene depicts a female employee going to a bar dressed as a man (possibly in a construction uniform) and has sex with a male client in the bathroom (this was my least-favorite scene).
After that, there was a scene with Eileen and Rosa (or possibly Rose?) sitting on a couch. The client, a politician, is sick of always being in charge and wants an encounter where he's treated like dirt. He walks in carrying a laundry basket and is told to fold their clothes in the nude. Rosa makes him put on some kind of apron to cover his dick. She catches him staring at her panties, so she takes them off and tells him to fold them as well. The women then notice that he's got an erection and chastise him for it. Rosa then makes him suck Eileen's pussy through her panties while she goes up behind him and sticks her finger up his ass (at one point he tries to say something but is muffled by the panties, and Eileen says "I think he wants you to get your finger out of his asshole"). The scene ends with Rosa finishing him off with a blowjob while Eileen holds him back, using her panties as a gag in his mouth. I remember at the very end of the scene, Eileen says jokingly, "We know what you've been doing on the steps of Capitol Hill."
The next scene involves a country singer. He twangs some tunes on his guitar while telling the owner of the brothel what he's looking for. Then he's lying naked on a table while a blonde girl sucks his dick, gives him a striptease, then gets on top and fucks him (the lazy bastard just lies there letting her do all the work).
Another scene involves a married couple (the woman is a brunette with a perm I think). They solicit one of the working girls who's wading in the brothel's indoor pool. The girl's name, I'm pretty sure, is Lucy. The wife walks up to Lucy and evaluates her while the husband watches. She then yells, "Do you want to fuck her in the pussy or in the asshole, honey?" The man mulls for a moment, saying, "Pussy, asshole, pussy, asshole.... Pussy! I'll fuck her pussy while you stick your finger in her asshole!" The wife then tells Lucy, "My husband is going to fuck you in the pussy and I'm going to stick my finger in your asshole." What's amusing about this scene is that the wife completely speaks for her husband, repeating his instructions verbatim to Lucy even though she can obviously hear him just fine.
There's another scene where a man brings a younger man (possibly his son?) because he's a virgin. He ends up in a dark room with a very talkative-- but friendly-- girl. He's apparently hairy as a bear in front and is clearly embarrassed by it, but she's very kind to him and they seem to hit it off. Meanwhile, the bored dad asks for some action, so Eileen sucks his dick by the pool (all her clothes are on) for awhile. He gets bored with this and takes a dip in the pool, where Lucy and some other girls surround him (there was like a hippo sound effect that went with it) and they go at it.
As they're walking out of the pool-- And that's it. Apparently, my dad accidentally taped over the rest with an episode of The Simpsons (how do you think I first stumbled upon this?).
I hope this will be enough to jog *someone*'s memory! I'm not positive, but I *think* that it might have been recorded on the "American Exxxtasy" satellite channel. I'm sorry, but this was nearly 20 years ago and I was only 12 at the time. My dad since passed away and the tape has long since been lost.
This was my very first porno, so this is largely for sentimental reasons. Please, help me find this movie! Or, at very least, the title! My last hope of ever finding this lies with all of you, because I've exhausted every search I can think of. Thank you.