A group of women are in this house and are having a party. All of a sudden, a group of vampires show up to state that Dracula is showing up for the main lady (a blonde) to make her his queen. Everytime she turns around, one of her friends is being turned into a vampire by one in the group. There's a lot of lesbians scenes and at the very end, the leading blonde succumbs to Dracula's charm and has sex with him. And after they cum, she stakes him. And they wake up in the morning and think it's just a bad dream. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.
Corey, the title you're describing isn't Les Vampyres. That said, if you like the vampire theme you should check out both that and Dracula Exotica though.
Women's necks are too damned sexy for me! 756 Posts 3/06
Posted - Sep 11 2009 : 12:10AM
Slim pickins out there, but maybe things will turn around with the wave of interest hitting the bookshelves and movie theaters. We can certainly hope. I'll keep my fingers crossed.
That looks so friggin awesome and almost makes the presence of the real Twilight bearable...ALMOST I think we can assume however, that this will not be a thinly disguised advertisement for Mormonism and abstinence unlike that piece of garbage Twilight series. Can't wait to see Jenna take this on.
Isn't it a little odd to parody something that is reputedly most popular with girls too young to watch porn? It is one thing to parody something that was popular with kids 5, 10, 15 years ago, since people who watched the show/movie or read the books as kids and who are into porn as adults will 'get' the porn parody today, but Twilight is a little too current. Oh well. As a Jenna Haze fan, I will at least rent it sometime.
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I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch. 3243 Posts 5/06
Posted - Sep 17 2009 : 9:45AM
I'm not so sure. I'm sure there are plenty of men who were thinking this past March that if I have to buy this piece of shit movie for the Mrs. to keep from sleeping on the couch for the next six months someone better make a porno version of it.
Women's necks are too damned sexy for me! 756 Posts 3/06
Posted - Sep 17 2009 : 7:24PM
That's another movie -- a long, long, time ago ... Seriously, when did the first super 8 XXX COLOR stag films come out? That's when. Movies improved with beta, VHS and laser discs. Still better with DVD. Now it's Blue Ray and HD on an LED HD TV or bust. Things are looking up. Jenna Haze has never looked better.
I was already past the actual legal age before I ever saw a porn video on VHS. I did get print magazines when I could as a teen, and I finally got internet access when I was 16ish. But no videos until after I was already legal. I don't have the kind of dad who has a secret stash, and I wasn't close friends with anyone else who did have a dad like that.
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Sep 30 2009 : 9:20AM
I know some parents that have banned their kids from reading the Twilight books because of the sexual content in the books - as little as there is. Whilst the women in my life line up for the midnight premiere of New Moon, I will be happily lining up for a copy of the Twilight porno.
I haven't read the books/seen the movie, but I was told the Twilight saga is pro-abstinence propaganda. Is this not true? If it is true, I hope the XXX parody takes full advantage of this theme.
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Nov 10 2009 : 7:46AM
Just watched "This Isn't Twilight". Suffered from the same affliction of almost all features and parodies these days - the sex scenes were way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way ... way too long (and not in character for the most part). Do they even edit porn any more? Four 30 minute plus sex scenes and about three minutes total of dialogue. Jenna Haze looked cute as usual and her scene, as a straight gonzo, was pretty good.
What I thought was the main problem with the Twilight movie was that absolutely NOTHING happened in it. It had less of a plot than the stupid books. It just sits there dull and lifeless. Good thing Jenna Haze sex scenes are always worth watching, but she only has one and the rest of the movie just sits there. What's the point of having Jenna if you're not going to maximize her? And what's with these parodies consistently not having girl/girl scenes? Mix it up a little here people.
I saw a vampire porn film being advertised the other day called The Vampiress. Starred Audrey Bitoni amongst others, not sure if it's what you're after.
Tabitha Stevens, Porn Super Star, Celebrity TV personality, Regular guest on Howard Stern,Dr.90210, 264 Posts 7/09
Posted - Nov 28 2009 : 11:21PM
Got a new one for ya! You can see the trailer on my website for my latest feature 'The Vampire Sex Diaries' (produced by myself and directed by my husband Gary Orona). It will be released at the end of January from Sex Line Sinema. www.tabithastevens.com
Women's necks are too damned sexy for me! 756 Posts 3/06
Posted - Dec 6 2009 : 5:26PM
Looking forward to seeing it. Thanks for the update and most importantly for producing it. In a market hyped with vampire books and movies, the porn industry has been slow to catch the wave. Movies like yours help fill this "Need".
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Dec 16 2009 : 7:40AM
Unfortunately, the banner ad for the New Moon porn parody looks as gay as the ads for the mainstream movie. However, somehow I don't think 12 year old girls are really the target audience for this porn. Anyway, based on the lack of story in the twilight porn movie, I'll give this one a miss.
I honestly think this planet needs more goth themed porn. That subculture has millions of people world wide. Can't believe nobody wants to make money catering to it. And I'm not talking about this emo / punk type of material with girls dressed up in fancy colored striped socks. Keep it pure and black, let's see some undercuts and so forth. Edited by - posthum on 12/16/2009 11:06:40 AM
i've been a very, very wicked girl. 110 Posts 8/07
Posted - Dec 30 2009 : 5:41AM
try Accidental Hooker starring Kaylani Lei- directed for Wicked by Brad Armstrong. it's really good, with a surprise ending. though the topic is vampires, so i may have just spoiled it. ; )
Jessica, you've been very very wicked. ;) But I agree with you. Its an excellent movie. Great script, great performances by the two leads. Another Wicked movie I recommend is "Pornogothic".
Producer, Director, HBO/Cinemax, International Award Winner. 75 Posts 2/10
Posted - Feb 9 2010 : 7:04PM
I agree with posthum. That's part of the reason Tabitha and I made 'The Vampire Sex Diaries'. I saw so many really bad parody trailers online that we decided somebody needed to make a really dark, twisted and original porn Vampire movie that's just like a real movie... but porn. I'm not saying it's super-goth but it's very organic and much darker than anything else out there. I would love to see more features in porn that are real, gritty, organic and watchable. You take the sex out of almost any porn feature out there and they're like really bad "C" movies. We really burned the candle at both ends to try to make Vampire Sex Diaries watchable even without the sex. Not easy to do on a porn budget! Vampire Porn is a match made in heaven (or hell if you prefer). It can be primal and wicked which is what a 'real' Vampire movie should be. It's easy to make 'funny' on any genre, topic, plot line or subject but to make something feel realistically carnal is a challenge. Nail that and you've got a true 'turn-on'. At least that's what we're shooting for. By the way, my wife Tabitha Stevens is really stunning in this movie... okay I'm biased, but I think most will agree! And thank you for your positive post Dracula. Porn needs more believers. Good Thoughts, Gary O
^ "organic" is good in my book. I tend to be an easy sell (I'll give anything a chance) but you've really got me interested with all this talk of giving a shit about your product.
Producer, Director, HBO/Cinemax, International Award Winner. 75 Posts 2/10
Posted - Feb 9 2010 : 8:02PM
I know it's a tough sell these days. It's all quantity, not quality. We feel like voices crying in the wilderness a lot. But we do care. Tabitha is absolutely committed to going the extra mile. That's why I really liked what I was hearing in this discussion. Vampire porn or whatever the genre, we need more shows that you can watch over and over... (and that you might actually want to collect... you know, keep) How about Spaghetti Western Porn, that would be cool and super fun to shoot. Dirty, sweaty skin out in the open in the Wild West (not Porn Valley) I mean the real Wild West. Tabitha wants to do a gang bang (never done it) how about an entire saloon full of 'organic' characters? Okay I'm going off topic now...
Women's necks are too damned sexy for me! 756 Posts 3/06
Posted - Feb 10 2010 : 12:56AM
I like how you think!!! You're talking about making quality vampire adult films, films that break the mold and dare to be different. What an idea! It's risky, but I think much more rewarding too. I wish you all the best and millions in sales! If you find vampire porn rewarding and are ever looking for writers or ideas, please let me know. I have some writing experience and have litterally millions of vampire porn ideas that have gathered dust and cobwebs. I'm not interested in the money as much as just seeing more vampire porn made. I have a bit of a... neck fetish, LOL. Has 'The Vampire Sex Diaries' been released yet?
Awesome! Hey Gary (or anyone who might know) is there a Dracula-esque character in this movie? I'm gonna watch it anyway, but I would like to know if I can include it in an essay I'm writing.
Producer, Director, HBO/Cinemax, International Award Winner. 75 Posts 2/10
Posted - Feb 10 2010 : 1:22PM
We made a softcore version as well and I'm sending it to HBO as a pilot for possible series. The last one I did for HBO/Cinemax was The Erotic Traveler and three seasons of Hotel Erotica so it's a little off the normal path for them but who knows. I think a Vampire Erotic series would be very cool. In The Vampire Sex Diaries there is a character who lives in a tiny cabin at the edge of the canyonlands. It's a truly strange location in Utah near our studio there. A kind-of Draculesque character lives there. He's the patriarch of the brood. The newer minions live down in the forgotten town below. In our story he's called one of the ancient ones and he's restricted a bit in 'old school' ways. The sun is bad, things like that... but the newer generation have a different set of rules. Don't want to give too much away. BTW I went to Malice in Lalaland after I saw your post. It looks very cool. Thank God there are others who are trying to break out of the box. Up until very recently all my big shows were shot on 35mm Film so when I saw that they did it was refreshing, nostalgic. It put a little bump into Tabitha and I to release THE SHAMAN a 35mm avant garde film we did a few years back... very twisted... Tabitha doing a REAL suicide suspension, things like that. Maybe we'll go ahead and release it now that the climate is changing. Good Thoughts, G
Excellent - this is good enough for me. I can include it in my dissertation. It actually sounds perfect (the old school/new school element) for my project.
Yes, nostlagic, and I didn't even start watching porn until a few years ago. It's been a steep learning curve, and only leaves me wishing certain trends would resurface. Still, it only makes me more passionate about supporting the people who take risks. Good for you. P.S. I don't know what a "real suicide suspension" is but it sounds scary and intriguing...
Producer, Director, HBO/Cinemax, International Award Winner. 75 Posts 2/10
Posted - Feb 10 2010 : 3:49PM
We just uploaded a little gallery of pics at tabithastevens.com. If you ENTER to the main page then go the the very bottom you'll find a link to the pics. Feel free to use them for blogs etc. as you wish, if any work for you. I'll let everyone know when I've got the suicide suspension pics up, probably later tonight. Howard Stern called them "disturbing" so I guess Tabitha did it right. Good Thoughts, Gary O
Women's necks are too damned sexy for me! 756 Posts 3/06
Posted - Feb 11 2010 : 1:30AM
Kudos to you on your publicity photos for THE VAMPIRE SEX DIARIES. The pictures are of high quality. My favorite is the one showing one of the stars with her neck arched back showing her full bare neck -- very suspenseful and teasing pose with a vampire nearby! That pose alone gets my $$$. I also love scenes where the female star leans her head off the edge of a bed or couch -- especially in a vampire film! It's an unusual pose, but so damned sexy. When you make the first of hopefully many sequels, can you invite Tori Black? I think every porn star deserves to be in a vampire series, but I'd love to see her as one of the first. The Erotic Traveler and Hotel Erotica shows were two great series! I still watch them when they're on. Good work! The timing is ripe for an erotic vampire series (and long overdue!). As a fan, is there anyone I can write to at HBO/Cinemax in support of your vampire series? I wish you much success.
Producer, Director, HBO/Cinemax, International Award Winner. 75 Posts 2/10
Posted - Feb 11 2010 : 10:45AM
Thanks Dracula! There is a forum at Cinemax.com I just spoke to our distrubutor yesterday and we are talking about making The Vampire Sex Diaries 2 right away. Not locked yet, but good chance. I'll consider Tori Black. Tabitha says she's really nice in person.
I'll check it out as soon as possible, sounds great. A while ago I saw a softcore film involving vampires on TV, that was really neat. Not as satisfying as a fully explicit scene of course, but classy (and sometimes artsy) sinister erotica get my vote any day of the week. Edited by - posthum on 2/11/2010 3:12:05 PM
Women's necks are too damned sexy for me! 756 Posts 3/06
Posted - Feb 17 2010 : 10:36PM
I think the BEST thing about "This Isn't Twilight: The XXX Parody" is the star, Jenna Haze! She is so hot she can fry a vampire's iced heart in just one scene.