Other positions in no particular order:

Butter churner
Wheelbarrel
Jellyfish
London Bridge

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With G/G porn, tribbing or scissoring seems to be something that in real life could hurt if one partner makes the wrong move. There are bones down there.

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I would need a truckload of Viagra to be one of the guys in this position, especially the guy furthest to the left in that photo. Yes, his cock is in the woman, but all he's seeing is another man's hairy back and ass.

Nope.

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I can't help mentioning that while I have no way to prove that this is beyond rare in the real world. Somehow I still think that it is. If a woman wants to attempt some type of triple penetration than there are significantly better ways than having three guys shove theirs dicks in her orifices. Aside from the logistics. There is the high probability that there will be some tearing during the act. Toys would achieve the same result but be significantly safer.

Edited by - pat362 on 3/31/2025 7:56:27 PM

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Edited by - jazmarto on 3/30/2025 11:38:20 PM

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What that got me thinking about was a scene that I have in my collection, though I don't remember enough to identify it here. The male star was Evan Stone though. In the scene, it's early in the morning and Evan walks into his daughter's room to find the daughter's friend there instead. The daughter and friend had been out partying the night before. I can't remember where the daughter was supposed to be in this story. Evan ends up lying down with the friend and nature takes its course, as normally happens when a man in his late-50s finds himself in bed with his daughter's early-20s friend. Among other things, they make out, Evan goes down on her, he licks her ass, he fucks her vaginally, and then anally.

Okay, so here's my problem. Let's say this is 7 AM. The friend has been out partying for the night. Let's say she took a shower before she went out. That's still 12 hours earlier. She probably danced up a storm and got all sweaty. She probably ate bad food and drank skunky beer. Yet here we see Evan going down on her, and even licking her ass. Look, I struggle to suspend some belief. And then there is the anal sex. It's first thing in the morning, the girl has just woken up, she probably ate burritos and tacos, washed down with cheap beer, and you think it's safe to stick your dick in there? In porn, sure, because this is fantasy. But real life? Man, you're asking for an accident, and I don't mean bumping your funny bone on the headboard.

And then there's the morning breath. That's a real thing people. This bugs me about mainstream movies and TV too.

I'll admit that I'm likely a bit more obsessed with personal hygiene than many are, but this just creeps me out a bit. Brush your teeth and start the scene in the shower!

The other thing that bugs me because it wouldn't happen in real life, is reverse cowgirl on furniture with the model wearing heels.

Have you no respect for that couch??? That couch (or bed) won't take that kind of abuse for long, and then you're buying a new one. Have you considered that?

And maybe while I'm on the topic, squatting cowgirl, forward or reverse, doesn't seem like something that a woman would want to do, or not for long anyway. Look, I get sex can be a physically demanding exercise, but this seems like the woman would be taking "leg day" at the gym and turning it up to 11.

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