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| Dan Senior Member 2056 Posts 6/07 | Anyone who has seen some low-budget horror movies knows that it doesn't take much acting skills on the sexy lady's part to make the film a success. All you need is a cheesy monster and a sexy lady with nice boobs wearing a low-neckline blouse. The lady takes deep breaths bulging her tits and screams a lot when she sees the monster. The monster pursues her. She jiggles her tits by breathing heavily, stumbling around, and running away from the pursuing monster again and again. Some time during the hot pursuit, the sexy lady sprawls on the floor and her tits fall out. This is good adolescent fun. But why not take this extreme excitement of a horror film and combine it with the total sex-arousal of hardcore porn? It would be a new porn genre more entertaining than any other before. Some people might say that there already are porn monster movies like that, those made by JM Productions. But these are not really the kind of monster porn movies I'm talking about here. In the JM Production movies, cheesy monsters are having sex with the ladies to the disgust of many a viewer. And that's not at all what I'm proposing here. The monster should only be used as a prop to get the excitement going and get the sexy lady to jiggle her charms around and perhaps get her clothes ripped and pulled off in a convincing manner. And then the good guy (or guys) come to the rescue of the sexy damsel in distress. Perhaps the guys chase away the monster. Or they distract the monster and let the girl run away. Or they quietly hide under the bed with the lady, while the monster continues to roam in the room. But whichever way the chilvarous guys save the lady from her distress. She ends up being very greatful to her heroes and rewards them with a very, very good fuck. Essentially, the monster part would be a very exciting strip-tease. And the lady's rescue from the monster by some verile heroic guys would naturally lead to some very hot sex on her. Everyone's behavior would make perfect sense to the viewer. And the porn movie would be a lot more entertaining than the plotless Gonzo, because of the horror-driven strip-tease and because of the lady's credible sex-behavior in the end. "Take my ass", she would say to the horny guy. "You've saved me from the cheesy monster. And now I owe you one. Have some fun inside my sexy bum." [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18634 Posts 4/08 | But I think some movies like this exist already: Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tools Massacre (which also has the humour element, an important part of both genres), Texas' Asshole Massacre, Carmen Goes South (again a comedy, but with a horror setup), The Texas Vibrator Massacre (maybe more horror than the others I've mentioned)... In fact, here's an article (text in Italian, but the movie titles are in English) that lists a bunch of porn horror flicks. I don't think any of them are really up to super scary horror standards, but they all play on some of the conventions of horror movies, while still having hardcore sex. [edit: I forgot to include the link to the Italian article - it's there now.] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 5/28/2008 8:30:16 PM |
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