"Now you can finally make a very personal dildo! This one-of-a-kind kit will create an "identical twin" of your penis and scrotum, using the same patented replication technology employed by special effects houses in Hollywood! Your dildo will include even the smallest anatomical details like veins and ridges in your flesh. The Make Your Own Dildo Kit is safe and easy to use. The materials are 100% natural and non-toxic. An accurate replica only requires 60 seconds of erection, as opposed to imitation kits which can require up to six minutes! Just follow a few simple instructions and you have a beautiful, fun and completely unique gift for your lover! This way, your lover can always be with you, even if you can't be together. Or, you can double your fun by having twice as much of you to go around!"
Talk about a fun party activity - sure beats the heck out of pin the tail on the donkey So where's the make your own pussy kit?
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Posted - Jul 9 2001 : 12:38PM
I did a bionic pussy when I was, like, 16. I used a roll of toilet paper and a sponge.
A friend of mine is even crazier. He bought one of those electric pussies from a store, removed the internal isolation and put some tin foil inside, converted it to operate with a car battery, and now everytime he uses it he shocks his own pee-weenie.
................................... This film is only for Madagascar and Iran, neither of which follow American copyright law.
Now, now, DB. No one lies about such things! They just get confused about their units of measure, inches and centimeters being so much alike . . . .
And I don't care if thenextnorth IS measuring in centimeters. I just think it would be fun getting my hands on him to make the mold! Or whatever . . . .
Of course, the make your own kit is the cheap part. You don't see the instructions. 1. Mix quick dry cement in ice cream pail 2. Lube parts to be molded up real good 3. Insert lubed parts to be molded into pail of quick dry cement making sure to cover back of sack with at least one inch of concrete 4. Stay still for one minute for cement to dry 5. Use included diamond blade saw to cut mold in half or send blank signed check to manufacturer to have professional cut you out without having you lose anything.
Ahhhhhhh! I can imagine me calling their support line. "Uh... hello.. I bought your, um, you know... penis molding kit. Well, the problem is, er, I can't get my dick out of the cement now. Can you send somebody... like now???"