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Posted - Jul 9 2001 : 12:32PM
I was browsing through Gamelink's site and found a Make Your Own Dildo Kit:

"Now you can finally make a very personal dildo! This one-of-a-kind kit will create an "identical twin" of your penis and scrotum, using the same patented replication technology employed by special effects houses in Hollywood! Your dildo will include even the smallest anatomical details like veins and ridges in your flesh. The Make Your Own Dildo Kit is safe and easy to use. The materials are 100% natural and non-toxic. An accurate replica only requires 60 seconds of erection, as opposed to imitation kits which can require up to six minutes! Just follow a few simple instructions and you have a beautiful, fun and completely unique gift for your lover! This way, your lover can always be with you, even if you can't be together. Or, you can double your fun by having twice as much of you to go around!"

Talk about a fun party activity - sure beats the heck out of pin the tail on the donkey So where's the make your own pussy kit?

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Posted - Jul 9 2001 : 12:38PM
I did a bionic pussy when I was, like, 16. I used a roll of toilet paper and a sponge.

A friend of mine is even crazier. He bought one of those electric pussies from a store, removed the internal isolation and put some tin foil inside, converted it to operate with a car battery, and now everytime he uses it he shocks his own pee-weenie.

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Oneloa
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Posted - Jul 9 2001 : 12:40PM
Steph, are you going get this for Drew?

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Evil_Rip
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Posted - Jul 9 2001 : 4:43PM
If you find one.. I'll take an order for a replica of You.
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Posted - Jul 9 2001 : 5:38PM
Oneloa - no need - Drew's not allowed to go away anymore - otherwise he may come home to burnt deer in the yard ;)

Evil - that will be $10,000 - i'm better than a real doll

 
-lunacy-
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Posted - Jul 9 2001 : 7:40PM
Hee hee, I think we need one of those!
GaySatyr
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Posted - Jul 10 2001 : 7:50PM
I want one molded from thenextnorth !

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dumblonde
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Posted - Jul 10 2001 : 8:29PM
You might wanna get proof first. Not that I think a guy
would exaggerate his penis size on the net, or anything
GaySatyr
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Posted - Jul 10 2001 : 8:36PM
Now, now, DB. No one lies about such things! They just get confused about their units of measure, inches and centimeters being so much alike . . . .

And I don't care if thenextnorth IS measuring in centimeters. I just think it would be fun getting my hands on him to make the mold! Or whatever . . . .

~ GaySatyr

astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
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Posted - Jul 10 2001 : 9:22PM
Of course, the make your own kit is the cheap part. You don't see the instructions.
1. Mix quick dry cement in ice cream pail
2. Lube parts to be molded up real good
3. Insert lubed parts to be molded into pail of quick dry cement making sure to cover back of sack with at least one inch of concrete
4. Stay still for one minute for cement to dry
5. Use included diamond blade saw to cut mold in half or send blank signed check to manufacturer to have professional cut you out without having you lose anything.
Oneloa
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Posted - Jul 10 2001 : 9:40PM
Ahhhhhhh! I can imagine me calling their support line. "Uh... hello.. I bought your, um, you know... penis molding kit. Well, the problem is, er, I can't get my dick out of the cement now. Can you send somebody... like now???"

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