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ThefoundationArc
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4 Posts
3/05
Posted - May 5 2005 : 3:13PM
I've always wondered about the subject above. I've been watching Porn for some 30 odd years and Recently (The last 5 years) Ive started to wonder about the Male stars Units. So I figure where else to drop the question.

Does anyone Know of any Cosmetic surgeons that do work for guys? I dont think Im too Old to have my Cock Thickened and Lengthened. And If Not Surgery Does anyone know any sort of pumps/Extending Tools?

For women Its gotta be easy to find A doctor to do a Boob Job and whatever else They want ,But what about for us Guys.

Topic Moved by - hardware on May 5 2005

GaySatyr
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Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - May 5 2005 : 6:35PM
Answer(s):
  1. Respectfully, you are out of your mind.

  2. Yes, there is surgery that can enhance length and thickness of your penis; however, if you bother to research the various possible consequences, you are out of your mind for even considering the possibility. The failure rate is considerably higher than the success rate and the consequences of failure are myriad.

  3. Yes, there are pills and medications that purport to accomplish the task; however, there is no scientifically documented proof anywhere, anywhen, anyhow that they work. Rather, the opposite: many can do physical damage to your health if they do anything at all other than deplete the contents of your wallet. Again, respectfully, you are out of your mind.

  4. Yes, there are pumps and other suction devices that can enhance, however temporarily, the girth of your penis; however, they do so at the expense of damaging the spongy tissues that help maintain your erection, often causing permanent disfigurement and dysfunction. Again, respectfully, you are out of your mind.

  5. Finally, in summation, again, respectfully, you are out of your mind.
  6. Your genetic makeup determined what you have and there is no easy or safe way to make changes. Your best bet is to spend your time & money making sure that your partner is as sexually satisfied as is possible. Learn to put what you have to good use. The resulting rewards will be far greater than an extra half-inch and some serious scar tissue.

    (BTW, there are many other threads in this forum on the same subject.)

    ~ GaySatyr (ABB)

    Edited by - GaySatyr on 5/5/2005 6:37:02 PM

lindi
Senior Member

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3205 Posts
9/02
Posted - May 5 2005 : 6:49PM
Here's one thread which has a bit more info.

If anything was really successful, you'd be hearing a lot about it.

A friend of mine was at a party where some porn guys were walking around nude, and one of them who doesn't perform much anymore (but you've heard of him) had a really lumpy dick. My friend is guessing it was from injections of collagen or something.

cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - May 6 2005 : 1:08PM
I love my penis and my penis loves me, and that's the way God meant it to be.
Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)

1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - May 6 2005 : 1:30PM
You don't call your purple warrior 'Barney' by any chance?
 
Redish All-Star Supporter
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4076 Posts
12/03
Posted - May 6 2005 : 3:52PM
ShiWarrior
Senior Member

1170 Posts
8/01
Posted - May 6 2005 : 5:30PM
that is what i was doing when i was reading GaySatyr's post!

to be really honest, it's not size that matters, it's the REAL thing

Regards & Thanks, ShiWarrior - - BIG Breast Fan - -

Kperv
The Cuddler

*struck
(She slipped)

1818 Posts
1/04
Posted - May 6 2005 : 6:56PM
To quote Ben Elton: I would have to have a concave willie to let anyone cut it up.
Of course that's easy for me to say.



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