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Walter Burns
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7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Nov 23 2003 : 11:14AM
Name •: Dante
Aliases •: Jonathan Simms, Charlie Boy
Years Active •: 1998-2003
Date of Birth •: ??/??/19??
Place of Birth •: ??, USA
Movies •: 3: Only the A-Hole #7 , Babewatch 9 and The Watcher 7
Comments : And yet another male performer who got into the biz thanks to his porn girl friend. I believe Dante and Charlie are true to each other, aren't they? Judging by the fact that no less than 2 different Yahoo groups are devoted to him, I have to believe that he is a popular performer. The question remains if his relationship with Charlie has helped him or not to reach this popularity.
Picture : Dante
IAFD Page : Dante on the IAFD?
Website : Dante's Yahoo group 1 & Dante's Yahoo Group 2


Disclaimer: All the information in the fields marked with an "•" represent only data found in Walter Burns' personal database, nothing more, nothing less.



Hardware said:
"When God made Tiffany Mynx he proclaimed, 'That's it! Booty doesn't get any better than this,' and broke the mold."

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who
1243 Posts
11/02
Posted - Nov 23 2003 : 3:30PM
Dante is gorgeous, I think he's a former Playgirl model, no ? Has he ever worked with someone else than Charlie ?

i love to love
but my baby just wants to dance

Canadian Girl
Member

Canada
210 Posts
9/03
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 2:01AM
Oh yes he is gorgeous. He is now married to Charlie. I like the fact that they work mainly together because sometimes real-life couple's sex can add an element to it. I also agree with the woman who wrote a review of one of Dante's movies here on this site who talked about how he has a perfect and beautifully shaped penis. I agree. It is very nice. He is another guy on my list of men to want in bed. I have collected a number of video clips of him as a result.
GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 2:08AM
Watch it, Canadian Girl, you've got free reign until you begin to infringe on my harem - I don't share well. ~ GS (P.S. Another hottie, Walter.)
Canadian Girl
Member

Canada
210 Posts
9/03
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 3:11AM
Which guys are in your harem that I may want? You don't have any of the European guys I like do you? I consider Andrew Youngman mine, and possibly Csoky Ice and a few other Euro guys as well. I also consider Evan Stone mine.

And I have definitely decided I want Dante (aka Jonathan Simms). I found a 3rd group on him that was not listed above. I have joined the 3 groups and seen many hot pics of him now.

I have a question about him. Does anyone know the answers? Is he Latin/Hispanic? I read this in one post on a group, but I would like to know if it is true.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jonathansimms/

 
GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 3:56AM
Canadian Girl: Please see my list posted on Walter's Male Performers of the Week: A compendium

Here's the deal: If you post first on one of Walter's "Male Performer of the Week" threads, you get him; but if I do, he's off limits!!! You can watch but you can't touch (of course, as is only fair, the same applies for me).

- - - -

~ GaySatyr

Canadian Girl
Member

Canada
210 Posts
9/03
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 5:36PM
You have divided your list into "potential harem members" and "honourable mention alternates". Who is in the "confirmed" harem?

Now here are my comments. I consider Voodoo mine. What is he doing on the "potential" list? Remember I have an e-mail he sent me personally with pictures and a message, so I feel that I have acquired him. I am concerned to see Csoky Ice on your list because he is one of the Euro guys I want. I am glad to see Andrew Youngman is not on your lists, because he is #1 on mine and I will not share him. I also want Manuel Ferrara and Denis Marti. I also want Alberto Rey who is not on your lists so that is fine. Same for Evan Stone and Marc Davis who are good at eating pussy and so are in my collection. And Dante is not available because he is movie star gorgeous and I want him.

GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 6:18PM
Okay, okay - In a diplomatic effort to keep piece here on ADT, I'll make some concessions: You can have Csoky Ice (out of the goodness of my heart) and Voodoo (your email trumps my post - this time - grumble, grumble) but I get to lock in these ten - Hakan Serbs (#2), Karl Ben (#8), James Brossman (#11), Ramon (#12), Joey Verducci (#15), Frank Major (#16), Steve Hooper (#20), Andrea Dioguardi (#26), Toni Ribas (#28), and Cheyne Collins (#37)!!! After all, I was here first and my harem is a long-established feature of my persona.

Let the races begin!

~ GaySatyr

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who
1243 Posts
11/02
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 6:34PM
You horny, greedy, scheming man-eaters basically leave me no choice but to end up with Ray Victory , which was my secret wish from the start .

i love to love
but my baby just wants to dance

GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 6:51PM
Vodka, you've an open invitation to play in my harem any time you want, but Canadian Girl is a girl - it just wouldn't work at all. ~ GS

P.S. Ray Victory is one handsome man - bring him along when you cum to play!

Edited by - GaySatyr on 11/24/2003 6:53:54 PM

Walter Burns
Legendary Quoter

IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no.
7564 Posts
11/02
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 6:57PM

This is the funniest thread I have read since the Juliet Caria... (better not mention her, right?).
Maybe I should start collecting links to posts instead of quotes.

I am starting to wonder if I am a pimp or a eunuch.



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"Walter is an evil, evil man..."

GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 24 2003 : 7:01PM
Thanks, Walter....

~ GaySatyr (ROTFLMAO so hard I can hardly post)

Disco Stu
Member

206 Posts
6/03
Posted - Nov 25 2003 : 4:04AM
I hate Dante... infact I'm just jealous because he gets to bone Charlie ;)
Canadian Girl
Member

Canada
210 Posts
9/03
Posted - Nov 25 2003 : 4:19PM
I guess it is fine with me if you take the above guys for now. None of them are of pressing interest to me. I have the most important ones listed out above. And yes, I have an e-mail from Voodoo. I think I summarized its contents earlier this fall, but I didn't post the exact text. Perhaps I will share it in its entirety.

Yes I acknowledge you were here first and that you have talked about the harem for a while.

But my question is: what exactly is the harem for? Aren't those guys all str8? How are you going to get them to have sex with men? Wouldn't it be best to collect the gay porn stars? There are some cute ones. Billy Brandt for example. And Pavel Novotny is a hunk.

DenverDon
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Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Nov 25 2003 : 4:26PM
Better not mention her Walter, we don't want silk back here.

Agree that this is a very entertaining thread to read though. LMAO.

DenverDon

 
GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 25 2003 : 4:54PM
My harem (what I do with them is MY business - and theirs, of course) has expanded to include six divisions, each with a dozen members: gay porn, str8 porn, sports, big screen, small screen, and the entertainment industry (musicians, etc). Practicality has never entered into the equation; however, Max Orloff (aka Jan Dvorak, Pavel Novotny) and Ales Hanak (aka Jirka Kalvoda) are charter members of the gay porn brigade. You may keep Billy Brandt if you want him: cute in no way compensates for being a pain in the @$$!

~ GaySatyr

Canadian Girl
Member

Canada
210 Posts
9/03
Posted - Nov 25 2003 : 9:41PM
Well GS, I see... 6 x 12 = 72 men!

Allright, I see I am not authorized to inquire any further about the specific activities that go on in the harem, I was just wondering what the str8 guys do in there and what there options would be...

Well it's good you collect gay men as well. Some of them can be hot, and I try to figure out what their sexuality is. Like Pavel I came across some pictures of him with his girlfriend Veronica Vannoza. I wouldn't mind having sex with Pavel actually. Is he bisexual? And before he put all those yucky tatoos on his body, Billy Brandt looked cute in the pics of him I have seen with his blue eyes and blond hair and nice little bod. Is he bisexual too? That's what he says and he has 2 kids it seems. What do you mean he is a pain in the ass? Is that a double entendre or do you mean he can be a spoiled brat?

GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 26 2003 : 1:50AM
That's two for every night of the month and a few extras for Wednesday matinees and Sunday afternooners, um, er, tea dances.

Many of the Eastern Bloc Europeans appearing in gay porn are either gay-for-pay or bisexual. A few are actually gay. Who knows what Max/Jan/Pavel's story is? He has a very public girlfriend, he's versatile in gay videos and I know a man (Hungarian, about Max's age, and not in the porn business) who dated him off and on for a couple of years and who alleges that it was the porn business which destroyed their relationship.

I don't think I've ever made a double entendre by accident - my words were chosen purposefully.

Brandt sometimes claims to be bisexual and sometimes claims to be straight. He's in permanent need of an attitude adjustment; but, if the inducement's right, no holes are barred - bring on all cummers, if you know what I mean. Yes, according to several directors and coworkers, working with him includes physical, psychological and chemical impediments.

~ GaySatyr

Edited by - GaySatyr on 11/26/2003 1:56:23 AM

Canadian Girl
Member

Canada
210 Posts
9/03
Posted - Nov 26 2003 : 7:36PM
You are kind of cute the way you wrote that. I didn't know that my e-mail exchange with Voodoo was going to "trump" anything. At the time I just wanted to write to him and wasn't in competition with you at the time, so I didn't have any alterior motives, I swear.

I have copied Voodoo's exact message to me. Here it is.
**
Hey , Voodoo here. My father is Portuguese and my mother is French Canadian. I am dark skinned because of my Portuguese side. I was born
and raised in Toronto where I lived for 21 years before moving out to LA. It was never my intention to become a porstar I just kind fell into it. All this and more are in Voodoo's Lounge at www.voodooxxx.com which is the same site as www.nicolesheridan.com. Nicole and I have been married for 3 years this coming Oct. 24th.
Voodoo
**
He also attached 2 pics of him and Nicole--one of them being them sitting on the lawn in front of their house. Is there a way of posting pics here that don't have a specific url? If so I could post them somewhere.

So what is it that you most liked about Voodoo GS, before he became mine?

GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 28 2003 : 3:04AM
I just thought he was cute (I love his eyes) - I haven't seen him in anything yet (but I will - I'm sure the rest of him measures up as well).

I'm having a grand time assembling my harem - although I admit it has grown a bit out of proportion - for good reason: str8 bois just don't last very well - one needs quantity as compensation for their lacks in other areas - this from long experience seducing str8 men.

~ GaySatyr

AlexPanzer
Deactivated User

1593 Posts
6/03
Posted - Nov 28 2003 : 3:11AM
Pick a name and stick with it
DenverDon
Benevolent

Firmly Embedded in Depravity
5914 Posts
7/02
Posted - Nov 28 2003 : 11:00AM
Alex, each time you throw the dart at the board, another name comes up.
GaySatyr
Senior Member

Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
10/00
Posted - Nov 28 2003 : 3:52PM
Pick ONE name??? I'm having a hard time picking only seventy-two - so many men; so little time! ~ GS
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