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| Slonik Member 87 Posts 1/07 |  Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 6:29PM[Link] |
| Uncle Fester Deactivated User I rock, therefore I am! 131 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 6:30PM Skeeter Kerkove and his blue bandana, (trying too hard to look so tough, but just looks a little light in the loafers) and yes I know he isn't a performer, but his mug doesn't belong in any shots at all. Brian Surewood and his goofy faces and antics. TT Boy's goofy faces Randy West and Max Hardcore for just being about 70 each. [Link] |
| ToneBone Member 176 Posts 8/07 | Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 6:41PM [Link] |
| Uncle Fester Deactivated User I rock, therefore I am! 131 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 6:51PM [Link] |
| BobArctor Member 276 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 9:02PM I do watch porn for the women--which is why a bunch of these mugs are on my list. The wrong male 'talent' can ruin a scene no matter how hot the girl. There's nothing worse than anticipating a scene with a new starlet you've never seen, only to have some knucklehead ruin it with a gyno exam and slam-fucking. As a discriminating consumer, I've been forced to develop a ban on certain male talent, extending to the companies they work for (Anabolic/Diabolic/Platinum X) and the directors (Chico Wang, Sal Genoa and many others) who allow them to chew up camera time. -Eric Everhard. The Hate Plow. Great. The mechical abusive slam-fucking is just awful to watch. And then there's the incessant mumbling and camera-hogging. I watched a film with him and Steve Holmes and like, 20 women, and still they couldn't resist sticking their dicks in the same one, staring romantically into each other's eyes, completely ignoring the female talent. I don't watch porn for that. Holmes is cool in a 2 girl or 1 on 1, but the fucking Hate Plow is ALWAYS an unwatchable wood-killer. -Tony T. Man, shut the fuck up! I hear he's changed but I don't care, he'll always be an obnoxious asshole with a little dick to me. The guy has ruined far too many scenes with his slap happy, motor mouth crap; he's the classic example of a guy with a little dick trying to compensate with sadism. In one scene with Chanel Chavez and Brian Surewood, he insisted on shoving his ass down on Chanel's face as she took a missionary anal, yelling at her to lick his asshole, which SHE CLEARLY DID NOT WANT TO DO. But he wouldn't accept no for an answer and Chico Wang let this go on and on and on. Again, I don't watch porn for that... -John Stong. A camera-hog who bends women into pretzels to hide their faces and show his own. Mechanical slam-fucking and Everhard-style mumbling. At least Everhard has a big dick. Has any starlet ever said that she's enjoyed working with him, or wants to? How did this guy wind up in so many scenes? Even worse as a director--every scene is a boy-boy-girl with a focus on man-ass and abusive behavior. -Michael Stefano. The ultimate camera-hog; in every scene he's in it's all about him. Constant talking, drooling all over the place, spitting more than a minor league baseball team in an extra inning game. And he's on screen more than the female talent in EVERY scene he's in. -Mark Davis. The Colonel Kurtz of porn--like Everhard, started out as a fairly unobtrusive peformer who provided a big dick, but otherwise stayed out of the way, allowing the female talent to dominate screen time. He did CLASSIC scenes with Tricia Devereaux and Nikki Brantz back in the day. But over time he went Section 8 on us, so that now he seems to be more interested in choking to the point of asphyxiation, forcing girls to gag on his dick and performing gyno exams than actually having, you know, SEX. I couldn't wait to see Dana Dearmond in Big Wet Asses, but turned it off after 2 minutes of his shit. She's been fantastic in other stuff, but I will not watch anything he's done in the last 10 years again. -Juan Cuba. I dunno, he's just got that weird-looking dick. He's gotten pretty good as a director though. -Tyler Knight. Most of us watch porn to get off vicariously through the p.o.v. of the male performer--how about saving up a decent load for us, man? The guy yells like a banshee during a come shot, then squeezes out a thimble full of shit. Hey, abstain from sex or masturbation for a few days or a week before you shoot a scene, do whatever you need to do. A big cumshot shows you care, man, and remember, we're living vicariously through you when we watch a scene. A big cumshot shows WE care... --ALL of the ass-to-pussy sliding Euro guys. It's ruined Euro-porn for me, an now it's starting to infect American porn. Come on, guys--when you go anal stay there till the facial. This is America... The perfect example of a guy who does it the right way is Tom Byron. There's a reason he's been around forever; he's got the equipment to sex a woman right, but knows how to STAY OUT OF THE WAY, allowing the female talent to take center stage. He understands that we watch porn to see hot women get laid, and ENJOY getting laid. Sean Michaels is another example, and you can tell women love working with him. Mark Ashley does quality work and Lex has made some of the most mind-blowing scene in porn history. I liked Jules Jordan's work until he got too deep into the fishnet fetishwear and s/m stuff. The guys I haven't mentioned are fine--again, the best male talent is the guy who keeps his face OFF camera and delivers a great cum shot to hers. Edited by - BobArctor on 8/2/2007 9:07:48 PM [Link] |
| ToneBone Member 176 Posts 8/07 | Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 9:58PM [Link] |
| BobArctor Member 276 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 11:35PM [Link] |
| Uncle Fester Deactivated User I rock, therefore I am! 131 Posts 6/07 | Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 11:53PM [Link] |
| sinbad Member 9 Posts 12/06 | Posted - Aug 3 2007 : 12:47AM [Link] |
| christianx Senior Member 1883 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Aug 3 2007 : 2:50AM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Aug 3 2007 : 3:33AM And only a self-loathing sadistic misogynist would feel guilty about watching sadistic porn  Edited by - randomprecision on 8/3/2007 3:34:23 AM [Link] |
| Woody Johnson Member 112 Posts 7/07 | Posted - Aug 3 2007 : 9:22PM Last thing I want to see is a guy with a peirced dick [Link] |
| BobArctor Member 276 Posts 4/06 | Posted - Aug 4 2007 : 2:47AM Yeah, I'm more interested in seeing a woman on film than Michael Stefano or John Strong endlessly called attention to themselves and bending women into weird positions to hide their faces. People watch porn to satisfy all kinds of kink--there's a thread now where people are honsetly talking about the NEED to inject male homosexuality into straight porn. All I ask is that they let me know that's happening so I can avoid it. It's like the ass-to-pussy thing; it's all over Euro-porn, so I don't bother with any of it made after 2006. I make choices with my wallet, and use this message board to post my opinions as consumer. [Link] |
| arc Member 34 Posts 5/06 | Posted - Aug 6 2007 : 11:54PM Mark Davis - fat, slimy, bald Tony T - loud, slimy Kurt Lockwood - ditto Steve Holmes - frequent wood probs Mark Wood - ugly, tubby gut, Richie Cunningham lookalike Julian St Jox - very tubby gut Lex - sometimes can't hold his load Edited by - arc on 8/6/2007 11:55:26 PM Edited by - arc on 8/6/2007 11:59:13 PM [Link] |
Hardware  All-Star Member Your other left 14595 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Aug 7 2007 : 2:46AM [Link] |
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