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Slonik
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87 Posts
1/07
Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 6:29PM
Uncle Fester: Be glad you missed a big wave of black guys' fanbois that passed through here few months ago.
Uncle Fester
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131 Posts
6/07
Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 6:30PM
Oh and as far as the male performers that I can't stand, it's any of them that think that they are the star of the show and insist upon putting their ugly mugs into the shot.
Skeeter Kerkove and his blue bandana, (trying too hard to look so tough, but just looks a little light in the loafers) and yes I know he isn't a performer, but his mug doesn't belong in any shots at all.
Brian Surewood and his goofy faces and antics.
TT Boy's goofy faces
Randy West and Max Hardcore for just being about 70 each.
ToneBone
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176 Posts
8/07
Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 6:41PM
So to recap, Uncle Fester told us we all have latent homosexual tendencies for talking about male talents we hate, only for him to go ahead and give us his own list 5 minutes later. hmmm...
Uncle Fester
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6/07
Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 6:51PM
I was kind of doing it as a goof. It's not that I'm opposed to a little dick sucking, it's just that I've never came across one that I've really felt the need to suck.
 
BobArctor
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276 Posts
4/06
Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 9:02PM
Anyway...
I do watch porn for the women--which is why a bunch of these mugs are on my list. The wrong male 'talent' can ruin a scene no matter how hot the girl. There's nothing worse than anticipating a scene with a new starlet you've never seen, only to have some knucklehead ruin it with a gyno exam and slam-fucking. As a discriminating consumer, I've been forced to develop a ban on certain male talent, extending to the companies they work for (Anabolic/Diabolic/Platinum X) and the directors (Chico Wang, Sal Genoa and many others) who allow them to chew up camera time.
-Eric Everhard. The Hate Plow. Great. The mechical abusive slam-fucking is just awful to watch. And then there's the incessant mumbling and camera-hogging. I watched a film with him and Steve Holmes and like, 20 women, and still they couldn't resist sticking their dicks in the same one, staring romantically into each other's eyes, completely ignoring the female talent. I don't watch porn for that. Holmes is cool in a 2 girl or 1 on 1, but the fucking Hate Plow is ALWAYS an unwatchable wood-killer.
-Tony T. Man, shut the fuck up! I hear he's changed but I don't care, he'll always be an obnoxious asshole with a little dick to me. The guy has ruined far too many scenes with his slap happy, motor mouth crap; he's the classic example of a guy with a little dick trying to compensate with sadism. In one scene with Chanel Chavez and Brian Surewood, he insisted on shoving his ass down on Chanel's face as she took a missionary anal, yelling at her to lick his asshole, which SHE CLEARLY DID NOT WANT TO DO. But he wouldn't accept no for an answer and Chico Wang let this go on and on and on. Again, I don't watch porn for that...
-John Stong. A camera-hog who bends women into pretzels to hide their faces and show his own. Mechanical slam-fucking and Everhard-style mumbling. At least Everhard has a big dick. Has any starlet ever said that she's enjoyed working with him, or wants to? How did this guy wind up in so many scenes? Even worse as a director--every scene is a boy-boy-girl with a focus on man-ass and abusive behavior.
-Michael Stefano. The ultimate camera-hog; in every scene he's in it's all about him. Constant talking, drooling all over the place, spitting more than a minor league baseball team in an extra inning game. And he's on screen more than the female talent in EVERY scene he's in.
-Mark Davis. The Colonel Kurtz of porn--like Everhard, started out as a fairly unobtrusive peformer who provided a big dick, but otherwise stayed out of the way, allowing the female talent to dominate screen time. He did CLASSIC scenes with Tricia Devereaux and Nikki Brantz back in the day. But over time he went Section 8 on us, so that now he seems to be more interested in choking to the point of asphyxiation, forcing girls to gag on his dick and performing gyno exams than actually having, you know, SEX. I couldn't wait to see Dana Dearmond in Big Wet Asses, but turned it off after 2 minutes of his shit. She's been fantastic in other stuff, but I will not watch anything he's done in the last 10 years again.
-Juan Cuba. I dunno, he's just got that weird-looking dick. He's gotten pretty good as a director though.
-Tyler Knight. Most of us watch porn to get off vicariously through the p.o.v. of the male performer--how about saving up a decent load for us, man? The guy yells like a banshee during a come shot, then squeezes out a thimble full of shit. Hey, abstain from sex or masturbation for a few days or a week before you shoot a scene, do whatever you need to do. A big cumshot shows you care, man, and remember, we're living vicariously through you when we watch a scene. A big cumshot shows WE care...
--ALL of the ass-to-pussy sliding Euro guys. It's ruined Euro-porn for me, an now it's starting to infect American porn. Come on, guys--when you go anal stay there till the facial. This is America...
The perfect example of a guy who does it the right way is Tom Byron. There's a reason he's been around forever; he's got the equipment to sex a woman right, but knows how to STAY OUT OF THE WAY, allowing the female talent to take center stage. He understands that we watch porn to see hot women get laid, and ENJOY getting laid. Sean Michaels is another example, and you can tell women love working with him. Mark Ashley does quality work and Lex has made some of the most mind-blowing scene in porn history. I liked Jules Jordan's work until he got too deep into the fishnet fetishwear and s/m stuff. The guys I haven't mentioned are fine--again, the best male talent is the guy who keeps his face OFF camera and delivers a great cum shot to hers.
Edited by - BobArctor on 8/2/2007 9:07:48 PM
ToneBone
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176 Posts
8/07
Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 9:58PM
I'd have to concur on Juan Cuba. The guy is the biggest visual disaster this side of Rodney Moore. Amazingly enough, some of the girls he's been paired with seem to be into him. Go figure.
BobArctor
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276 Posts
4/06
Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 11:35PM
I actually like Rodney Moore's work--he is a visual disaster, but he's careful to keep the camera off himself. He's got that huge cumshot, which is cool. One of my favorite scenes of all-time is his Nadia Nice/Kim Cummings scene from "Cum For Dinner." He dumps this enormous load on all over Nadia's face which Kim partially laps up. She then jams her tongue in Nadia's mouth. Porno Gold!
Uncle Fester
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131 Posts
6/07
Posted - Aug 2 2007 : 11:53PM
oh yeah, Nadia Nice. Check her out at the end of Cumm Brothers 7 where Rodney fills a champagne flute and she spends abouy 5 minutes sipping and mugging for the camera. Or in the Princess of Cream or Goo or something like that, she and Rodney have a lactating girl shooting breast milk into her face. Very hot. There was also another scene where Nadia licks his load off of another girl's pussy.
sinbad
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9 Posts
12/06
Posted - Aug 3 2007 : 12:47AM
I agree that Tom Byron is the best at keeping the focus on the female talent. I love the POV movies because we never get to see the guy's face. Remember Multiple POV 1 by Vince Voyeur. Now that will always be among my all-time favorites. Why? The girls did all the talking and we never saw the guy's face. The scene with Katsumi and Giselle is one of the very best that the porn industry has ever produced. I know there are some who don't like Vince Voyeur but you've got to hand it to him, he got it right. I also recall a great scene with Vince and Taylor Rain. i believe it was the first Raincoaters POV. Again, that one was perfectly filmed.
christianx
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1883 Posts
9/04
Posted - Aug 3 2007 : 2:50AM
benderset...is it that obvious? :)
RandomPrecision
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8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Aug 3 2007 : 3:33AM
And I thought the expectations for female talent were impossible. I guess this explains why the industry can't get and keep good male talent. If they want someone telling them to shutup and be a faceless tool, they can work anywhere (I guess they do make more money doing porn but that's beside the point). It's amazing to me how many guys say they don't want to see the guy's face and then go on to say that he has an ugly dick.
And only a self-loathing sadistic misogynist would feel guilty about watching sadistic porn
Edited by - randomprecision on 8/3/2007 3:34:23 AM
Woody Johnson
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112 Posts
7/07
Posted - Aug 3 2007 : 9:22PM
I hate any male with weird piercings.
Last thing I want to see is a guy with a peirced dick
BobArctor
Member

276 Posts
4/06
Posted - Aug 4 2007 : 2:47AM
Come on, I named 7 guys + 2 if you add Max Hardcore (as opposed to Max Steiner who did good work before he developed...the sickness) and Wesley Pipes, who were both so obvious I didn't bother. How many other guys out there work regularly? 30? 50? More? Like I said, most of these guys do good work, professional dicks who stay out of the way. Most understand their role. I'm not saying that the guys I listed should be put out of work, just that I don't rent or buy if I see they're working with the woman/women I'm getting the dvd for.
Yeah, I'm more interested in seeing a woman on film than Michael Stefano or John Strong endlessly called attention to themselves and bending women into weird positions to hide their faces. People watch porn to satisfy all kinds of kink--there's a thread now where people are honsetly talking about the NEED to inject male homosexuality into straight porn. All I ask is that they let me know that's happening so I can avoid it. It's like the ass-to-pussy thing; it's all over Euro-porn, so I don't bother with any of it made after 2006. I make choices with my wallet, and use this message board to post my opinions as consumer.
arc
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34 Posts
5/06
Posted - Aug 6 2007 : 11:54PM
DISLIKE:
Mark Davis - fat, slimy, bald
Tony T - loud, slimy
Kurt Lockwood - ditto
Steve Holmes - frequent wood probs
Mark Wood - ugly, tubby gut, Richie Cunningham lookalike
Julian St Jox - very tubby gut
Lex - sometimes can't hold his load
Edited by - arc on 8/6/2007 11:55:26 PM
Edited by - arc on 8/6/2007 11:59:13 PM
 
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3/02
Posted - Aug 7 2007 : 2:46AM
OK, guys. Too much complaining and not enough constructive criticism = the lock.
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