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| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 |  Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 7:15AMAn Open Letter To Elegant Angel: Friends - I have seen the future of the "Massive Asses" franchise, (well, the next installment anyway), and it resides in Ava Rose's jeans. Today is Thursday, and I've just regained my senses after checking out this week's Ass Parade episode on Monday. An episode that featured an ass overload starring Ava and Katja Kassin. All those reading my words are aware of the magnificence that is Katja, and I've waxed poetic about her countless times over the years, so I'm not gonna spend too much space on her now. She has long known how great I think she is. But this new booty on Ava has me trippin'. That caboose she is haulin' around now has reached a level of stupendousness that almost made me forget stuff. This thing is AWESOME. I do believe it has it's own area code. I first got on it a couple of weeks ago in this thread, and it still hasn't stopped dazzling me. I think because I just never saw this one coming. You see, I've GOT scenes of Ava from a few years back when she and Mia were breaking into the biz, and though I liked her, she definitely didn't register on me like now. Cuz she wasn't ridin' this donkey. I think we may have the answer to Mia's apparent porn disappearance. Ava stole her ass, and packed it onto her own. Mia may be wandering somewere wondering where her ass went, while Ava is sportin' this new phatty. Back to the Ass Parade scene. It was a boy\girl\girl where Katja and Ava were supposedly charged with breakin' in a new young mope, but for all intents and purposes this was a girl\girl with an occasional meat stick appearance. What tripped me was just how much Katja was entranced by Ava's new MUNSTA. I thought it was just me, but Katja was completely mesmerized by the vastness of it. She just couldn't contain herself from grabbing it, kneading it, massaging it and making it wobble, and when she went to work on it, she 'bout lost her mind. You've heard about deranged guys acting out to get the cops to kill them? Well it looked like Katja was trying with all her might to commit "suicide by ass" when she ate out Ava from behind. I am not kidding, she got her entire face in between all of that wonderful assmeat and basically got drunk on ass. She tried to suffocate herself, and a few times when she came out she looked confused and disoriented. I thought she might require medical attention, but she just loved it and kept going back in. She may have been channeling her inner Michael Stefano. I don't even like girl/girl action and have never jacked to it. Until now. Watching Katja inhale all that ass like it was the last thing she was ever gonna get, was too much for me. I may stop right here to jack just visualizing it as I write. With Ava's new ass growth, there are some minor stretch marks and a little hail dimpling, but that's never been a problem for me in the grand scheme of things. That's what GROWN ASSED WOMEN look like. Anybody that has issues with her for that can go find some other porn. Graham, you guys gotta get Ava in the next "Massive Asses". If there is a next one. I know she's in your upcoming "Curvy Girls 2", and she's on the cover of whatever that semi-bondage thing you guys got goin' is, but she is the emobodiment of a "massive ass" now, and it would be a crime to see that destiny not realized. http://img163.imagevenue.com/loc741/th_41966_ap4736463_123_741lo.jpg http://img163.imagevenue.com/loc612/th_41971_ap4736471_123_612lo.jpg http://img151.imagevenue.com/loc1014/th_41982_ap4736497_123_1014lo.jpg http://img42.imagevenue.com/loc772/th_41992_ap4736508_123_772lo.jpg See what I mean? MAKE IT HAPPEN! (Please?) BSD split up the links Edited by - BSD on Sep 25 2008 [Link] |
| Tobin Deactivated User 450 Posts 11/07 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:17AM [Link] |
| backdoorman Senior Member Shake for me girl... I wanna be your backdoorman ! 2776 Posts 10/07 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 9:28AM  [Link] |
| boogieknight Member 146 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 2:19PM Edited by - boogieknight on 9/25/2008 2:20:14 PM [Link] |
killbillvol69  All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 2:25PM What agency is she with, anyone know? Maybe they've got numbers we can check too. [Link] |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 2:33PM [Link] |
| boogieknight Member 146 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 2:50PM What agency is she with, anyone know? Maybe they've got numbers we can check too. I have a hard time trusting any of these stats. There are other site that list stats and they are often times way off. For instance they had Katja at 36 hips and that just can't be right unless Katja is 4 feet tall. I dont know why but often times they shave off inches. The girl I hooked up a few years ago was 47 inches and I would say her butt looked very similar to Flower Tucci but bigger. However Flower is listed at 38. Another site has her at 36, However Im willing to bet FLower is at least 40-42. Maybe Im wrong and the camera and box covers enhance their rear ends. Edited by - boogieknight on 9/25/2008 2:52:04 PM [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 3:12PM Also height. Lots of times tall girls will be listed as shorter than they really are because people think guys don't like tall girls. And maybe some guys don't, but still - you don't need to lie about it. If she's 5'10", she's 5'10". You don't need to write her down as 5'8". Same with weight, etc. Craziness I tell you. But back to the lovely Ava Rose. I found her [ invalid url ] at LA Direct models. I knew I'd seen it somewhere. I know they updated it after she finished her contract with Adam & Eve earlier this summer, and sure enough the pics say that they were taken July 16 2008. So this is probably the most recent info on her. Is it the most accurate? Maybe, maybe not. But it's recent, so here it is. This page says she's 34B-28-40. Which actually doesn't sound all that far off to me. The Hips 44 from wikipedia sounded kinda large to me, and the Hips 36 from IAFD sounded a bit small. So I'm tempted to believe that this one is right, or at least that it's closer than the others. [Link] |
| boogieknight Member 146 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 3:20PM I dont blame people though - makes it much harder to track. If I did porn my national origin would be Chinese and I would be born in 1979 and my name would be Jerry Hugh Cleaver [Link] |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 3:22PM [Link] |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 3:33PM Exactly how long has Ava had this version of her ass? This is not the first time I've seen it, as I've already joined the chorus of folks praying for Ava to appear in a future installment of Big Wet Asses.. But I need to know how many conventions have I attended where I completely overlooked the splendor of her ass. [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 3:34PM [edit: added Ramsey's quote] Edited by - killbillvol69 on 9/25/2008 3:35:47 PM [Link] |
| Elegant Angel Elegant Angel 272 Posts 4/04 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 3:35PM I have to agree with Ava's incredible butt. She's also an incredible performer and stunning all round. The total package, for sure and definitely one of the best Massive Asses out there right now. Massive Asses 4 won't go into production until a little later in the year, but hopefully her appearance in Curvy Girls 2 will be to your liking:  Also in Curvy Girls 2 is Jenny Hendrix, Kristina Rose, Gianna, and Abbey Brookes. The trailer should be up pretty soon. chopped down quote Edited by - heynow on 9/26/2008 12:43:49 AM [Link] |
| nazgul82 Member One Ring to rule them All ! 130 Posts 8/07 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 4:45PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:06PM [Link] |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:10PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:13PM Just in ways I'd rather not get into. [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:17PM Edited by - threesomebody on 9/25/2008 8:18:31 PM [Link] |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:19PM    Edited by - anime nut on 9/25/2008 8:20:37 PM [Link] |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:24PM And the "BANGBROS.COM" watermark is an instant 1 point deduction. [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:29PM [Link] |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:34PM I'm just saying that - although the subjects of the photo are insanely hot and bangin' - the photo itself is bland and typical of what I've come to expect from Bang Bros. [Link] |
| threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:42PM [Link] |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:44PM 'Cause if it's the latter, I'd love to see a picture of that. But I'd still critique the lighting. [Link] |
| melpster Member 582 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:45PM [Link] |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:45PM [Link] |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:46PM [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 8:49PM [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 9:21PM |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 9:23PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 9:53PM But who said I was talking about ME? Let me clarify: I've said a million times over that it's the BSD's, the Skronkers and a few others that keep me coming back to ADT. So whatever I say, you can believe it's not a knock on BSD or anything about him or what he brings to the table. But when I call 'Nut blind, it's only to say that when he calls something the best he's ever seen, he's overlooking ALOT of great things I've seen here over the years and slighting a few people I consider comparable contributors here. I understand no one can read every post made here but it's obvious he's just plain not paying attention when he makes a blanket statement like that. Edited by - Crucifixio_Jones on 9/25/2008 10:57:20 PM[Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 10:58PM [Link] |
| luvinIt912 Deactivated User 250 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 11:51PM [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Sep 25 2008 : 11:53PM Uuuuhh, because I want to see Ava's big ass subject to high quality videography coupled with aggressive fucking? Look, my ultimate desire is to see Ava being dicked down and manhandled in a blaze of IR glory. I want that just as much as you. And I hope at some point she takes her act to the IR houses for just such a romp. Maybe Slayer and H.J. and their crew. Or maybe a "Phat Ass White Booty" turn for Devoe over at JJV. And Lord knows I've spent, (and spend) a lot of money at Evasive and WCP. But those guys have their limitations. I am gettin' frustrated with WCP to where I'm almost at my wit's end with them. With the notable exception of Terry Burton's work, the videos at WCP are very hit and miss, and some are almost unwatchable. At some point, they have got to join the 21st Century. That flashlight, and 1973 Bell and Howell camera just doesn't cut it. Most of their videos look like an 8th grade Audio-Visual club made them, and I can't tell you how many of their scenes with girls that I love were ruined by terrible, amateurish, production. Again, Terry Burton excepted. Over at Evasive, their videos LOOK very nice. No complaints at all with the pictures, the sound, or the general production quality. And they are very much on top of the kinds of women that I like. Black, White, Latin, and in between,they get them and they get them first. No, with them the problem for me is the action itself. I don't care for the direction given to the actors, and the fucking is tepid. Their scenes are so rote and by the numbers, and I've seen them so much, that I'm fairly confident that I could direct one for them. And their fuck crews just ain't doin' the dishes. The action is uninspired, and with the exception of the local guys they used down in Brazil, not very energetic. Having said all that, on balance I still support both of these houses, and all the other black owned or black themed production houses. Even ones that insist on givin us Shorty Mac. But throw out the IR angle, and there is no way they compare to an outfit like Elegant when it comes to producing quality porn scenes. I got room in my world for both. BSD [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 12:01AM I think you make a good point, and I worry about that too. It's been my observation that when a girl, even a professional, (Sophie Dee and others), gains notoriety for a specific body part, and has a bunch of animals like us fixated on it and dropping out of trees onto her because of it, unhappiness and self-consciousness soon sets in. It takes a pretty secure girl to deal with it. BSD [Link] |
| luvinIt912 Deactivated User 250 Posts 3/07 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 12:04AM [Link] |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 12:11AM Now, if I have or were to ever say something is "the best ever" PERIOD, then you got me there. I hope I've never put that in writing, 'cause that would just be wrong and naive on my part. And as my incessant challenging of the "this picture is spectacular" statement shows, I'm a stickler when it comes to wording. [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 12:24AM [Link] |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 12:34AM [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 12:59AM [Link] |
| Anime Nut Senior Member Too cool for Zuul 1925 Posts 6/06 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 2:52AM Dunno if it's enough for me to consider re-subscribing to Bang Bros. But it's pretty damned close. [Link] |
| jrsl76 Senior Member Perfection 4024 Posts 8/07 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 6:43AM [Link] |
| julien1982 Member Mean and Rude 600 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 10:43AM [Link] |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 10:47AM [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 2:49PM [Link] |
| KatjaKassin Senior Member 1257 Posts 5/03 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 4:50PM [Link] |
| jrsl76 Senior Member Perfection 4024 Posts 8/07 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 5:20PM [Link] |
| HugeGapeLover Member 61 Posts 9/08 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 5:22PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 6:02PM It pains me for it is truly a crime. [Link] |
| killbillvol69 All-Star Member ^Lucy Pinder 18631 Posts 4/08 | Posted - Sep 26 2008 : 6:15PM [Link] |
| Algaliarept Senior Member 3557 Posts 7/08 | Posted - Dec 29 2008 : 1:07AM And it was good!! [Link] |
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