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Empire Man
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Posted - Apr 27 2001 : 1:09PM
Does everyone know that May is National Masturbation Moanth (excuse the pun)

Actually, May 7th is the day we are all suposed to "touch ourselves" all day long.

Drew Black
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Posted - Apr 27 2001 : 3:55PM
I wonder who declares a month to be a National Something Month? Is it Congress? Is it the a special task force? Is it Chef from South Park? I suppose I'll never know.

Purepauluk
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Posted - Apr 27 2001 : 6:16PM
Well i never.... i didnt know there was a such a thing as Masturbation month. Does this mean if you normally do it all year round you should do twice as much when then month arrives?


Edited by - purepauluk on Apr 27 2001

2dvd
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Posted - Apr 28 2001 : 1:03AM
I was wondering the same thing Drew. I think it is congress and/or the President.
Drew Black
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Posted - Apr 28 2001 : 7:36AM
Congress and/or the Pres? They need to include one of the committee sessions discussing this kind of thing in a movie. I think it would be hilarious to hear the president declaring a month national masturabation month and designating a specific day to really pleasure one's self. Our tax dollars at work...
 
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Posted - Apr 28 2001 : 11:22AM
I can see the bill now:

A Bill to add a day to Touch one's self

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Posted - Apr 28 2001 : 2:31PM
apparently this Monday is National Hairstylist Appreciation Day. just thought i'd add another random, uh, holiday?
Endorphin
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Posted - Apr 28 2001 : 9:11PM
DANG! And I was planning on giving it up. Now I must give in to the pressure and be a trooper.
PrinceO
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Posted - Apr 29 2001 : 1:15PM
Is this a Clinton thing?
-lunacy-
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Posted - Apr 29 2001 : 9:37PM
Whoo hoo! Now that is myu kind of month!

I'm on it!

-lunacy-

dumblonde
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Posted - Apr 30 2001 : 4:04AM
Masturbation Day? Sounds like just another day around here.
I suppose we could go into kind of a masturbation frenzy, in honor of the holiday, or have all posts and reviews be masturbation specific. Could be a good day to catch up on my toy reviews, as well.
Thanks, Empire Man - rest assured we'll be doing our part to make sure this holiday is worthy of the name.

We at ADT
Made this pledge a long time ago -

HERE IS OUR MOTTO:
Raise your right or left hand,
whichever is free,
and repeat after me:

We are the pervs.
We are the horny.
We don't believe
there's 'too much porn' for me.

We promise to view
all the pornos we can.
Even write a review
to help you, the fan.

We discuss porn
with much dedication.
This oath we have sworn,
we love masturbation!

Just saying the word
is kind of a turn-on.
So let it be heard,
ADT you can count on.

Empire Man
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Posted - May 1 2001 : 11:27AM
Nice, uh.. pledge, or is it more of a song?

To answer the question - This holiday like most other holidays were created by evil marketers (I can Say that because I am one)

Good vibrations is responsible for this. They created the holiday and the buzz surrounding it When I learned about, I got so excited I, well you know...,

You also might like this - Not only is may masturbation month,it is also stroke awarness month. What a coincidence!!

-lunacy-
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Posted - May 2 2001 : 2:02AM
O.K, I have officiated myself as the forum checker upper...is everyone doing their part to make masturbation month a success?

are you noticing more smiles on your co-workers faces? if not, maybe you should write it on their calander for them as a friendly reminder.

i think ill wear my promotion badge tomorrow....

lol

-lunacy-

are you noticing more smiles on your co-workers faces? if not, maybe you should write it on their calander for them as a friendly reminder.

i think ill wear my promotion badge tomorrow....

lol

-lunacy-

are you noticing more smiles on your co-workers faces? if not, maybe you should write it on their calander for them as a friendly reminder.

i think ill wear my promotion badge tomorrow....

lol

-lunacy-

are you noticing more smiles on your co-workers faces? if not, maybe you should write it on their calander for them as a friendly reminder.

i think i'll wear my promotion badge tomorrow....

lol

-lunacy-

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Posted - May 3 2001 : 2:01PM
dumblonde
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Posted - May 4 2001 : 9:27AM
LOL! 'Advanced Masturbation'? WTF? I guess that's after you graduate from Intermediate Masturbation.
And how would you like to be voted into the 'Masturbation Hall of Fame'? hee hee

Well, Dorm Mom, I'm doing my part. In fact, I'm doing my part as we speak.
I doubt if my vibe would make the cut in the 'fashion show', but I like it ;)
I wanna badge :)




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