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I wonder who declares a month to be a National Something Month? Is it Congress? Is it the a special task force? Is it Chef from South Park? I suppose I'll never know.
Well i never.... i didnt know there was a such a thing as Masturbation month. Does this mean if you normally do it all year round you should do twice as much when then month arrives?
Congress and/or the Pres? They need to include one of the committee sessions discussing this kind of thing in a movie. I think it would be hilarious to hear the president declaring a month national masturabation month and designating a specific day to really pleasure one's self. Our tax dollars at work...
Masturbation Day? Sounds like just another day around here. I suppose we could go into kind of a masturbation frenzy, in honor of the holiday, or have all posts and reviews be masturbation specific. Could be a good day to catch up on my toy reviews, as well. Thanks, Empire Man - rest assured we'll be doing our part to make sure this holiday is worthy of the name.
We at ADT Made this pledge a long time ago -
HERE IS OUR MOTTO: Raise your right or left hand, whichever is free, and repeat after me:
We are the pervs. We are the horny. We don't believe there's 'too much porn' for me.
We promise to view all the pornos we can. Even write a review to help you, the fan.
We discuss porn with much dedication. This oath we have sworn, we love masturbation!
Just saying the word is kind of a turn-on. So let it be heard, ADT you can count on.
To answer the question - This holiday like most other holidays were created by evil marketers (I can Say that because I am one)
Good vibrations is responsible for this. They created the holiday and the buzz surrounding it When I learned about, I got so excited I, well you know...,
You also might like this - Not only is may masturbation month,it is also stroke awarness month. What a coincidence!!
LOL! 'Advanced Masturbation'? WTF? I guess that's after you graduate from Intermediate Masturbation. And how would you like to be voted into the 'Masturbation Hall of Fame'? hee hee
Well, Dorm Mom, I'm doing my part. In fact, I'm doing my part as we speak. I doubt if my vibe would make the cut in the 'fashion show', but I like it ;) I wanna badge :)