I have to watch my porn with the sound turned down most of the time, so I don't get to hear what's being said during scenes. On the whole, I suspect that I'm not missing much.
But every now and then, someone comes up with something more interesting than, "I love sucking cocks," I thought I'd start a thread to see what we might come up with.
This was triggered by two things I either heard or read fairly recently. One was from Carolina Sweets, the other from Sophia Lux. I've added a few more from memory. Paraphrasing is acceptable, as long as it pretty much mirrors original intent. Here we go:
"My vag has had more hits than Google." -- Carolina Sweets
"In high school, I was called 'Golden Mouth.'" -- Sophia Lux
"Nobody sucks cocks like Inari Vachs." -- Tom Byron
"Fucking Ron Jeremy is like fucking in the back of a garbage truck." -- Alicia Monet
Then there was one I can't quote, even imprecisely. It was from Aurora Snow, early in her career, when she, in a voice-over, I believe, said how she'd wanted to go to college and be something (I forget what). She basically concluded what sounded like a wistful thought with something like, "But I guess I've pretty much fucked that up now."