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dumblonde
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2352 Posts
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Posted - Jan 2 2002 : 7:15PM
I enjoyed reading your first review Grrl Power immensely. It sounds like you enjoyed the movie too. Loved your sense of fun and humor, which must have served you well when viewing segments such as Jack Hammer as a Hannible Lector type crossdresser, sporting a pink bikini!

Kate Frost and Jack Hammer "Where do you start with this? Issuing an all points weirdo warning might be a good move."
"There's a slightly cartoonish tone to it and the teeny weeny pink bikini he's wearing sure takes a little of the edge off too but it's still a bit uncomfortable."

Dear God... How could you be so cruel as to NOT include a screenshot of this vision, Meridian? Please, I must see this! I'll probably be sorry and have nightmares for weeks, but you planted the seed...
Keep up the good work!

Blondie

Meridian
Member

155 Posts
8/01
Posted - Jan 3 2002 : 6:02AM
Glad to hear you liked it! People say ‘Write what you know’, but I swear it was just pure beginners luck that I stumbled onto a [ invalid url ] first up. Jackpot! (Warning. Do not click on the link within 2 hours of eating!)

It was fun to do and good thing too ‘cause doing those review things can take a while. You gotta respect the guys who have done tons of them I guess, it shows some commitment. Thank god I didn’t choose one that has one of those ‘4 hours worth of bonus stuff’ discs. And I said I didn’t like one girls green eyeshadow in there but it was actually blue! Must. Do. Better.

I could go into things like the inspiration impact of seeing humour and enthusiasm shining through in certain other reviews - whatever the subject - but I think people can get arrested if they get too carried away with the whole mutual admiration thing in public (even in this liberal neck of the woods) so I should probably leave it at that.

And I’m sort of realising now that if you buy stuff based on good reviews then you tend to wind up just joining in the chorus of approval, and a bit light on movies that other people haven’t reviewed yet! Bummer!

I’m sure I’ll come up with something else to write about eventually. I’m thinking about doing around one a month might work. My life insurance company are talking about an increase in premiums if I go over that (they have clauses for everything, I swear).

Just joking. I’m actually looking forward a bit to reading some of this hate mail I’ve heard about! We’ll see.

Planet Sex
Deactivated User

1951 Posts
6/01
Posted - Jan 3 2002 : 6:09AM
Hey, there´s any kind of payment for those reviews? I want in!!!
magnuspym
Member

USA
78 Posts
6/01
Posted - Jan 3 2002 : 2:08PM
Hmmm....

Has anyone ever seen Blondie and Meridian in the same room at the same time?

Meridian
Member

155 Posts
8/01
Posted - Jan 3 2002 : 8:26PM
Magnuspym. Didn’t you click on the link? That’s me on the left. We’re actually a couple and this whole, elaborate, it looks like you guys actually live half a world apart charade has served only to get that pic of ‘the real us’ out in the public domain. We’re nervously awaiting any reactions. Whaddya think?

Planet Sex: The satisfaction of a job well done. Plus the death threats.

 
dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
7/00
Posted - Jan 3 2002 : 9:19PM
Well, as long as we've been 'outed', I would like to take this opportunity to air some of our dirty lingerie, as well.
Since discovering his 'feminine side' (a few more tattoos dear, and you just might pass) I get no mirror time at all! He's become quite taken with himself, and yes, that look on my face like I could throttle him was captured beautifully.
But please, Meridian, you must stay out of my undies drawer! Not only are you stretching them beyond repair, you're endangering your blood circulation as well.
Besides, you'd have a much more pleasing bustline with one of those push-up bras.
Meridian
Member

155 Posts
8/01
Posted - Jan 3 2002 : 10:23PM
Yeah, sometimes I can be a real [ invalid url ] in front of the mirror, going to [ invalid url ] to lock in some quality mirror time. But of course there was always hell to pay later on! She'd do horrible things, like tell me that [ invalid url ]!

So after tons of counselling we eventually figured out how to [ invalid url ]. Now I get much better fashion tips, like that push up thing! Girls know all sorts of interesting stuff, once you let them live.

Planet Sex
Deactivated User

1951 Posts
6/01
Posted - Jan 3 2002 : 10:38PM
Great Caesar´s Ghost! What are you trying to imply? That a mild-mannered reviewer and a super-heroine faster than a vibrating sybian are the one and the same? But that´s preposterous!!!

Edited by - Planet Sex on Jan 3 2002




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