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scott12
Deactivated User

47 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 7:46PM
Mike Quasar is better than number 45.
ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 7:53PM
+1 gay.
scott12
Deactivated User

47 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 8:05PM
How does this writer know or think that Quasar is gay. How do they know? These forums are getting nasty. I am not looking for nasty, I just think he is better than 45.
scott12
Deactivated User

47 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 8:12PM
And some of these people were attacking me for feeling sorry for women doing DP. This is a strange and nasty world.
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 8:16PM
What does this even mean?
and last time I checked, my wife was a woman.
 
scott12
Deactivated User

47 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 8:28PM
Then what is Ma Meeshka talking about? Who are you people? You are talking in a strange language.
RandomPrecision
Senior Member

Enjoy!
8175 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 8:33PM
You've just entered.........the twilight zone
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 8:35PM
^^I think Meeshka was only teasing you for starting the thread,making a joke that it was gay.What is the number 45 about
poloprinz
Member

We didn't bring a compass 'cause we ain't got nowhere to go
173 Posts
4/09
Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 8:50PM
Less than 45% dp movies? Come on, tell us!
Harri Patel
Senior Member

#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele
5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 5 2009 : 9:10PM
Quasarman, did you shoot any Jasmin St. Clair movies?
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 1:52AM
Yes. Many
This is officially the strangest thread ever.
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 2:03AM
You haven't see the DP thread from this guy. DP makes him mad. More mad than 45. It causes him to throw out his DVDs.
Dubious_Leftovers
Senior Member

And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me...
1423 Posts
3/09
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 2:10AM
I am half as good as number 73.476...
Dubious_Leftovers
Senior Member

And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me...
1423 Posts
3/09
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 2:24AM
..Furthermore, I should add that the OP is at least equal to numbers 82 and 12, but at the point just before 33 turned to vapour.
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 2:28AM
Is there a significance to the number 45? Is this guy a numerologist? Is that the age I'll be when I am struck dead in a freakish badminton tragedy? WTF?
 
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 2:52AM
It's your placement on the Top 100s list on lower left side column here at ADT: Top 100 Porn Movie Director Searches. It's based on the how many searches in the price search and apparently updates daily. Or maybe even in real time.
You're worse than Jim Powers but better than Seymore Butts.
I think this scott12 fella just automatically assume we all should know what he's talking about. Surely there is a name for this disease.
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 2:55AM
See?
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poloprinz
Member

We didn't bring a compass 'cause we ain't got nowhere to go
173 Posts
4/09
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 3:35AM
^^

This guy is hilarious. Not that my opinion matters, but i like him.
PS: to HeyNow for figuring that out.
Harri Patel
Senior Member

#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele
5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 3:59AM
Yeah, but whatever. I don't know why this suddenly bubbled to the top of my memory, but do you remember shooting one where she drives up to the shoot in a Miata, walks inside, drops trou, and immediately starts getting it in the keister from someone? All in one continuous shot, like someone trying to do a Scorsese thing?
BlackSix All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world
12377 Posts
9/07
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 4:11AM
HeyNow is quite the Kojak!
Janitor
Retired

Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service.
6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 10:02AM
well that's 45 of all time. mike is 37 as of today on recent searches. i'm guessing the reason the placement is lower than it should be is because we used to have mike in as two people - mike quasar and quasarman - so he lost some ranking.
the list is affected by search engine rankings. we had good ranking for the kerkoves - hence their high placement.
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 10:53AM
Not so oblivious after all, eh?
Steph, please change me to The Mastermind Moderator. Thanks.
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I'm just kidding. Please don't change it.
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 11:42AM
I'm not sure if I shot that one but I did shoot the one where she shoots a 12 foot flame out of her ass.
Today I will spend several hours in meditation trying to cope with the harsh reality that I am searched less frequently than Chi Chi Larue.
killbillvol69 All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

^Lucy Pinder
18631 Posts
4/08
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 12:50PM
@scott12: please make it clear what you're talking about in future posts/threads. See how many problems were started here just because no one knew what 45 you were referring to or why.
scott12
Deactivated User

47 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 1:22PM
He is supposed to be number 45 on the list of top directors.
 
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 1:24PM
What?!!? I thought he was supposed to be better?
I have to go get my old calculus book to figure this out.
scott12
Deactivated User

47 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 1:27PM
Any way, where I come from porn is hated.
ilovemichaelstefano
Member

28 Posts
5/09
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 1:36PM
well, porn isn't hated here
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 1:46PM
Bible belt?
scott12
Deactivated User

47 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 2:01PM
I live in California, but the people of some generations hate the porn.
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 2:04PM
Truthfully, even many of the bashers are closet porn watchers.
the unknown pervert
Deactivated User

I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 5:14PM
But this thread wouldn't be near as fun if everyone had a clue to what is going on. It's not the destination that counts it's the journey to get there.
Julia Ann
Member

279 Posts
10/04
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 8:06PM
I'm so confused by this thread. And Scott, feel sorry for women who are doing DP's without wanting, but don't generalize every woman as not wanting to. Trust me, if I could have the two porn actors I find the hottest in my bed right now, there would be some serious DP action. Feel sorry for the wife that's in an abusive relationship or the child who isn't going to have any dinner. Don't be so arrogant as to think you know what all women feel and stop seeing us as victims. A little food for thought.
ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Jun 6 2009 : 9:00PM
not you, i meant that the op starting a man-love appreciation thread with highly obscure numerical references is very homoerotic.
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jun 7 2009 : 2:24AM
^
agreed
 
Janitor
Retired

Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service.
6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Jun 7 2009 : 9:07AM
I just felt like bumping this brilliant thread to tell Julia Ann what a great avatar she has. And maybe we can bump Mike up past 45.
markaudess
Marie Madison Media

68 Posts
2/04
Posted - Jun 7 2009 : 12:38PM
Maybe the number is derived from The Number of DP scenes, minus the number of gay scenes, multiplied by the over all weight of ass, minus the metric volume of semen, and then divided by the number of catalog titles.
The 'minus gay' number would put my career permanently in the negative number bracket. I worked for Lucas too long in my early days.
Still all this gorilla math is giving me a bit of a chub.
- Mark Audess
Maddy G Productions
wolf69
Member

My compass is pointing West.
830 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jun 7 2009 : 6:27PM
Wait. What happened?
Oh well. +1 fucked up math (even though I was an English major in college).
And +1 Mike Quasar, but not in a gay way.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - Jun 7 2009 : 10:24PM
nateliquor
Member

8 Posts
5/07
Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 6:49AM
Chi Chi Larue is better than number 38...
sorry Mike,
don't fire me.
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 9:41AM
Oh sure. All of a sudden you're a director and now you start coming to ADT. Well I've been here for 10 years pal!!
and how dare you come on here with your high praise of Chi Chi Larue when I have provided you with an income for the past three years.
This ain't over.......
shelley
Member

35 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 8:46PM
I'd just like to say that Mike Quasar is the best director in the history of porn. make sure you go see his band 9/21/09 at pallidinos \m/
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shelley
Member

35 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 8:46PM
ooops make that 8/21/09
Mike Quasar
Zero Tolerance

Reluctant pornographer
1765 Posts
7/01
Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 10:20PM
Your job is safe Shelly. No need to try to inflate my ego. God, Julia Ann is hot.
shelley
Member

35 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 11 2009 : 11:16PM
yeah the J.A is the hottest woman on the planet.
Harri Patel
Senior Member

#SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele
5110 Posts
3/03
Posted - Mar 7 2017 : 9:31PM
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Mar 7 2017 : 10:38PM
Fun thread.
Naturally I have no memory of it. But I really did help save the day this once it seems!
Wow 5000 scenes!
Gore Gore Girl All-Star Supporter
Doctor of the Erotic Arts

7238 Posts
1/09
Posted - Mar 8 2017 : 8:30AM
Well that was entertaining. I liked Charlotte's contribution. Who the fuck was that Darrah chick??
MR A95
Deactivated User

126 Posts
12/19
Posted - Dec 25 2019 : 4:22AM
Hey mike quasar wanted to ask you about watching mommy go black
dawny1
Member

24 Posts
2/18
Posted - Jun 12 2020 : 12:05AM
What happened to Mikes twitter?
Riptide87
Member

54 Posts
7/19
Posted - Jun 12 2020 : 5:29AM
^ someone tried to get him to condemn a pornstar for being racist and he got the fuck out of there before shit got really bad.
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