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Dirty Bob
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Posted - Apr 18 2007 : 10:09AM
Does anyone else find this strange? As quoted from a post on Gene's site in regards to Mike South's comments about Bowen's smut-related overseas arrest:

Mike South:
‘what i said MORON..is that if I had evidence that he had shoot underaged performers I would rat him out in a heartbeat, please try to keep up ok? I know I write at such an educated level that you probably cant understand it but read slowly maybe that will help.’

Bowen:
He starts a sentence without the benefit of a capitol letter, he uses a small i for the first person singular rather than a capitol and he uses the word shoot instead of shot. Under aged is two words not one, what he wrote makes no sense at all. Cant is a curious word, I am familiar with can’t, as I am sure many of you are, but without its requisite punctuation the word takes on a life of its own. He then claims to write at ’such an educated level’, what exactly does that mean? This, I should point out is the idiot who spelled his own Blog header wrong and he calls the other guy a moron?????. Hhhhmmmmmm!


Is this the genesis of a potential comedy Reality TV Mini Series or what?

I can picture it now. Mike South as the Prosecuting Attorney and Bowen as The Accused. It could begin with something like this:

Attorney for Bowen: Your honor, my client would like to plead innocent of all charges on the basis that the prosecuting Attorney, in his personal blog web site, didn't capitalize the letter "i", forgot the apostrophe on the contraction "can't", and combined the words "under" and "aged" into one word...

Dirty Bob
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Posted - Apr 18 2007 : 3:40PM
Wow - if they did make a reality show out of this...who could they get to play Mike South?

Walter All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 18 2007 : 4:11PM
I suspect (and hope) that if one US pornographer discovered that another was knowingly using underage individuals, they would promptly report them to the authorities. I doubt that Mike South would be alone in this.

The most recent 2257 inspections are misguided because the pornographers that use underage individuals are probably not keeping any 2257 records for authorities to check.

Walter All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Apr 18 2007 : 4:14PM
Jeff Foxworthy is the first name that comes to my mind, but there might be better choices. They don't look anything alike.
Dirty Bob
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Posted - Apr 18 2007 : 11:08PM
Foxworthy - not bad! But who could play Bowen? Or who would WANT to play Bowen? heh heh
 
Mastrick
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Posted - Apr 19 2007 : 2:57PM
Ozzy Osborne should play John T. Bone!
Dirty Bob
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Posted - Apr 19 2007 : 3:41PM
Ozzy - naah - I wouldn't want to degrade Ozzy - heh heh...
Dirty Bob
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Posted - Apr 20 2007 : 12:56AM
Wow - it looks like we have to find someone now to pay the role of Houston Don. That one will be a toughie...
Mastrick
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Posted - Apr 23 2007 : 11:20PM
Don Imus shall play Houston Don
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Posted - Apr 23 2007 : 11:57PM
I actually find none of this all that interesting. But I'll put my money on South.



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