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duffy
Deactivated User

208 Posts
4/06
Posted - Sep 17 2006 : 12:52PM
Holy crap! An objective, informative review. Not one reference to "smoking hot".
Required reading for all porn directors and reviewers.
Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Sep 17 2006 : 12:55PM
Who is Miller Huggins? A link would be nice.
duffy
Deactivated User

208 Posts
4/06
Posted - Sep 17 2006 : 12:58PM
RAME-IAFD, search assacre.
Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Sep 17 2006 : 1:04PM
OK, I read it. I'm not impressed. Dude's bored with porn, yeehaw.

He also needs to hit the dictionary before using words like 'hubris.'

the unknown pervert
Deactivated User

I'd like to stay but I've got a plane to catch.
3243 Posts
5/06
Posted - Sep 17 2006 : 5:09PM
Manager for the N.Y. Yankees back when they had Ruth and Gehrig. As far as the quality of the review goes you try writing a good review after you've been dead for 60 or 70 years.
 
RonK All-Star Supporter
Big Double Everything Fan

Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat
3713 Posts
9/01
Posted - Sep 17 2006 : 6:52PM
Do we have a zombie report here? Was Assacre so good, that it good wood from a wooden corpse?

How many woods could a woodcorpse raise if a woodcorpse could raise wood?

picman
Senior Member

Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass.
2884 Posts
1/03
Posted - Sep 17 2006 : 7:14PM
You know it was Babe Ruth, with all his whoring around, that drove poor Miller to an early grave.
duffy
Deactivated User

208 Posts
4/06
Posted - Sep 17 2006 : 8:52PM
Miller has a monument in center field of Yankee Stadium.

picman
Senior Member

Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass.
2884 Posts
1/03
Posted - Sep 17 2006 : 8:58PM
The monuments haven't been in centerfield since the stadium was rebuilt in the early 70's.
picman
Senior Member

Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass.
2884 Posts
1/03
Posted - Sep 17 2006 : 9:05PM
btw, maybe the reason ol' Miller didn't refer to anything as being smoking hot is because he didn't see anything to get excited over. A dispassionate review for a video that was sorely lacking in his opinion. Not any more objective than most, and as with all, just his opinion.



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