This isn't Pontus Maximus. I'm PM's gourmet chef. Pontus locked himself in the basement again to flog his dolphin.
As I prepare PM's next souffle, it dawns on me that PM kept hearing good things about Brandon Iron's Swallow My Pride #2. Like many, PM made the mistake of thinking that it was exclusively a b/j movie. I don't know what PM's viewing right now in the basement, but I will have to interrupt him in a few minutes as dessert will be served.
I do know that whenever I happen to pass by PM's master bedroom at night, I keep hearing him murmur in his sleep, "Okay, Bella, you can sit on my face now." This has been happening ever since PM finished viewing The Fashionistas for the first time.
Oh well, I must be going about my way.
Good day and happy wanking


