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dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 3:16AM
Favorite lines from tonights 'Queer As Folk'

4. Brian to client, when told he wants to check out Babylon
"Christ, isn't anybody straight anymore?"

3. Client in hotel seeing Brian naked: "You have a beautiful body"
Brian: "I know"

2. Brian to Justin "Allright, you can sleep on the couch - just don't jerk off on it!"

1. Justin, in therapy session with Mom: "I like dick. I want to get fucked by dick. I want to suck dick. And I'm good at it!"
Honorable Mention as Understatement of the Year:
Partner to blonde (yea, dumb too) unbelievable lesbian, upon actually being surprized & disappointed that Brian was a no-show for dinner:
"When are you going to learn?"

Edited by - dumblonde on Jan 8 2001

joeblow69
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Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 4:05PM
Dumblonde, I think you are getting Micheal and Brian mixed up. Brian is the one who said lines 4,3, and 2.

Last nights show was great, but there is one thing that is really starting to bother me with Queer as Folk. To me, the Brian character is just not believable. We are supposed to believe this average looking guy gets that much sex? I don't think so.

Michael was talking about how every time they go to the bar, all heads turn to check out Brian. I don't see what is so great about him. I certainly wouldn't pick him up.

I'd take Michael, Justin, Ted and even the Chiropractor (especially the Chiropractor ) over Brian any day.

dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 4:36PM
Thanks Joe, man I think my brain short-circuits after a certain hour! The lesbians names I still don't know - that blonde one just irritates the shit out of me.

You don't go for Brian's type? That Justins turning into quite
a little slut, but he's learned from the master, I guess!
Still love the show, but didn't care for the turn it took last night - with Brian getting all moral with the client, going & playing Dad, while Michael was out, sluttin around. That's not going to work.

joeblow69
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Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 5:05PM
I don't know the lesbian's names yet, either.

I refer to them as "hoochie mamma #1" and "hoochie mamma #2".

netguy
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Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 8:02PM
I have them labeled as Beaver 1 and Beaver 2! hahaha Just kidding....

Not sure why but tonights show really irritated me......I know, I know, it's just tv, but it was just sooooo unrealistic tonight!

I like dick, I suck dick...yada yada yada.....as if that would happen, among all the other unbelievable scenes....the mother, Brian, etc....and come on Michael!! Shape up and wake up! You dont know how to act on a date???

Is it me??? I still say I bet the UK version was alot better......more down to earth I bet..this just seems like its all shock value now to me.....


Justin is still so frigin cute...and I like Michael when he was in the chiropractors!

p.s. I hadnt seen this before but on Showtimes site there are some video interview clips with Hal Sparks and other cast members...
http://www.sho.com/redzone/redzone.cfm

Edited by - Netguy on Jan 8 2001

 
joeblow69
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Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 8:16PM
One of these days, I will have to pick of the British version. Is it available for region 1?

I'm not sure if I will like it, though, as those British accents tend to drive me up the wall.

On a completely unrelated note, did anyone notice that Queer as Folk and HBO's OZ are now on at the same time? HMMM, let's see... young gay boys having sex vs. butch men in prison getting naked in solitary confinement.

Tough call! How about young gay boys having sex with butch men in prison?!?!

Hobbesi
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Posted - Jan 8 2001 : 8:41PM
>>> One of these days, I will have to pick of the British version. Is it available for region 1?<<<

It was saposed to be available after the airing of the Brit series in the U.S.. but I believe the Brit version has come and gone on U.S airwaves (for a lucky few) and still no word on a release for DVD.. oh well.

I missed Sunday's episode ....guess all that clubbing, drugging and fucking has eroded my brain.. or maybe it was all that PR showtime shoved up my ass .. I don't even enjoy it that much but I still have watched and taped it religously.. (up until Sunday)


dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 10 2001 : 11:26PM
rug muncher #1 & rug muncher #2
jas
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Posted - Jan 11 2001 : 6:07AM
Though it's fun and perhaps all too human to bitch and moan I for one think there's a lot right with "Queer As Folk". I am thrilled to see this sexual representation on American television and praise Showtime. You don't have to go very far back in history to find nothing positve or realistically demonstrative of Gay and Lesbian life. I think an intelligent person, gay or straight, understands that writers have dramatic license and use it but on the whole I find the show balanced if not very entertaining. I have to say that though Justin's declarative line about 'dick' to his mother and therapist may have been over the top it has made my top 10 best lines list with ease. I won't stop laughing for a long time.
jb0911
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Posted - Jan 11 2001 : 9:00AM
Hi Guys,

The Brit version IS FINALLY available on region 1 DVD. My boss at work gave it to me as a Christmas present. I've been out of town since I got it but just started watching last night. So far, I like it much better than the US version, although as American versions go, the US is surprisingly good. I happen to be a big fan of English TV, so my opinion may be skewed.

I'll try and find out where he ordered the DVD for those interested.

Faron

dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 11 2001 : 5:42PM
jas, what would you say has been the best line so far? There's always a few from each show. On my list, the one to beat so far is Brian's "I don't believe in love - I believe in fucking" from the first show. I'm really worried that they will try to make Brian less of an asshole, but then, Justin is showing promise in that area, and could possibly give Brian a run for the money. Although Justin is so cute & innocent looking, maybe he will use this to his advantage on unsuspecting prey. I hope Michael will give the chiropractor a second chance to jump his bones, or should I say bone, heh heh
Sparky189
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Posted - Jan 25 2001 : 4:22PM
Hey don't discount us "average" looking guys. I think I am average and I can get a lot of sex!

Edited by - sparky189 on Jan 25 2001

Edited by - sparky189 on Jan 25 2001

dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 25 2001 : 6:47PM
sparky189 - never fear, everyone knows 'average' or 'boy next
door' types are better in the sack.

But, I gotta ask Netguy *gulp* ah, so, are you sure , I mean, 100% positive *whew* that you're gay *sweat*?

dammit!!!! ;-)

dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 28 2001 : 7:06PM

Emmett to Ted: "Come on, you can't let one drug-induced coma get you down!"

Brian: "I tune-out self pity, it makes my dick soft"

Justin to friend, spotting Lindsay & Melony: "Hey look, there's Brian's lesbians! "


Ted: "Roger & I want to get to know each other before we fuck"
Brian: "What do you think you are, lesbians?"


Brian, after being introduced to Michael's chiropractor hunk: "So, Doc, do you fuck all of your patients?"
Dave the chiropractor: "Actually, I've discontinued Michael's treatment".

netguy
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Posted - Feb 20 2001 : 8:05PM
Brian to a trick;
You going to stand around and eat jambalya or you coming upstairs and eat my ass!
 
dumblonde
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Posted - Feb 21 2001 : 7:04AM
Justin's dad finds Brian's phone # in his room and calls.
Brian answers with "Justin get your ass over here right now - I just got a 9" dildo with your name on it!!!"
Justin's dad hangs up.
Justin's in deep shit.
tina tyler
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Posted - Feb 24 2001 : 1:07PM
This isn't line specific, but my favorite scene to date is the one where they're all at the gym and they're discussing Michael's feeling the need to act straight at work. The best part of that scene for me was Emmet's demonstrating how he could act straight if he wanted, but he preferred to "shine".
Emmet is my favorite character of the bunch and it's great to see the show starting to focus more on him...ie. his internet personna 'coming to life' and his discovery of his own butch self.
I agree about Brian's character being less than beleivable.
Am I alone in thinking that the whole lesbian story line is unnecessary and gratutious? Although maybe I'm being a little hypocrytical, since the show is GRATUTIOUS by nature and that's what I like about it.

BTW, I call them fish #1 and Fish #2

Tina Tuna (the world's best tasting tuna)

dumblonde
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Posted - Feb 24 2001 : 2:56PM
I agree totally about the lesbians, and if they don't whip out a strap-on pretty soon, they'll lose me completely!



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