As for this case, Lockwood in a scene is always a reason for me to not watch the scene, I don't care how hot the girl is.

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The misunderstood artist. Such a pity.

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Watching the trailer, it looks like they were playing it for laughs, but reading review Astro makes it sound like a serious movie.

Astro, maybe you missed the joke?

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"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

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If that's how he is going to react to, what was essentially a pretty good review, where every bit of criticism was spelled out in a constructive manner, he's going to have a hard time finding time to direct, with all of those e-mails that he will be sending out (unless, that that e-mail is just a cut & paste of the e-mail that he sends to every reviewer).

Also, I have to believe that Sex-Z Video will be "thrilled" with Kurt's outbursts to reviewers, especially when compared the professional manner in which one of their other directors, Eli Cross, has responded to a negative review of one of his movies.

Edited by - Bill on 2/11/2007 5:04:24 PM

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"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

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Only a megalomaniac refers to himself in the third person.

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kurt needs to lay down the crackpipe before he gets on the computer. what is he thinking? his work will be around long after we're dead? dude, porn has the shelf-life of a few months, tops.

i wish i had an anti-Lockwood bias, but i'm not a homophobe.

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Sure hope Sex Z reads Kurt's email.

Would you want Kurt representing your Studio?

100,000 copies must be another example of porno math.

Keep up the good work.

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BTW I don't suppose it would be possible for the people at Cannes to put that red carpet he is going to walk down on the end of a pier.

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Take this moment for example. As thrilled as I was to be in the presence of the great Hillary Scott, that thrill was somewhat tempered by the fact that a shirtless Kurt Lockwood was seated just a few feet away. If my camera had been aimed a couple degrees to the left, you'd see the goofy bastard leering at us while waiting for another misguided fan to approach him for an autograph.

So please, Sex-Z Pictures or whoever else is featuring Kurt Lockwood at AEE 2008: give the guy a fucking shirt.

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Edited by - Loraine on 2/12/2007 6:43:56 AM

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what's he laughing at? does he think he's nelson muntz?

Eat shit and die you jealous asshole.

stop right there. that's all you need to say. that's the point where you've lost all credibility. you've told someone to eat shit and die... over a review... and it's not even a bad one...

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Yeah, one would hope that Sex Z wouldn't be too happy with Kurt and his ego, but on the other hand Kurt seems to have worked for it. I really doubt that this would come as a surprise to them and think it's probably more a case of when something like this would happen rather than if it would for Sex Z. I just hope their publicists are paid well because Kurt sure doesn't seem like he'd make their job easy.

I will say that it's nice that Kurt knows that he's not going anywhere. If he'd learn a little decency and realize that he doesn't know it all he could go somewhere because his movies do show potential and I think they are highly marketable. Then again, You, Me, and Dupree seemed highly marketable too...

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

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I believe that people over Sexy Z, know the importance of feedback on their product.

And I also doubt Kurt, appreciate or know a lot about marketing.

No review from me for L.A. Vice that's for sure.....

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Steven has never really been an artist either. Sweeping the stage after Dee Dee Ramone is done does not count as being a rock star. Neither does banging a girl and giving her a few more STDs that you picked up cruising the "other side of the fence."

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Dirty Bob asks:
Assuming that the population of France is still much less than the United States (it was estimated in 2006 at 60 million vs 300 million the the USA)...and assuming that the average DVD these days usually has an initial production run of around 1000...using double super-secret reverse Porn Logic, if France has 1/5 of our population...wouldn't their initial DVD run be more like 200 copies instead of 100,000?

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Walter Burns would probably know.

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I've been sick in bed for two days and this was good for such a great laugh that I just might recover.

I actually wanted to see the movie before XRCO noms, but Kurt's email to you kind of kills my desire to even sit through it.

Chin up, I've had plenty of emails like this over the years. None from Kurt, but plenty of others.

Keep it for your scrapbook. It's classic.

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Just to clarify, I didn't start this because it got me down or anything. It was just so unbelievably egotistical that I was having trouble trying to decide if it was horribly funny or horribly sad. I think I've come to the conclusion that it's both!

"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

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"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

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There certainly is some issues going on with this guy if he sends a email like that on a review of one of his movies!

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